|
||||||
| FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Today's Posts | Search |
Topic Review (Newest First)
|
| Oct 5th, 2003 09:09 PM | |
| Skulhedface |
I'll bid on your virginity, but only if I get to choose who it is lost to. After all, there are a few...corpulent...women 'round here that need some lovin'. |
| Oct 5th, 2003 06:37 PM | |
| KellyGayos | no |
| Oct 3rd, 2003 04:01 PM | |
| kellychaos |
There was only one bidder! 
|
| Oct 1st, 2003 01:41 PM | |
| Big McLargehuge |
I think Bubba's got himself a deal 
|
| Oct 1st, 2003 03:51 AM | |
| Ghost of Fraiser |
"That's petty theft" Don't Go there will be right back |
| Sep 30th, 2003 09:06 PM | |
| Nerd | You should sell it on Ebay. That's an easy $20. |
| Sep 30th, 2003 09:00 PM | |
| AChimp |
If you would only wash with kerosene more often, you could kill two birds with one stone. 
|
| Sep 30th, 2003 08:41 PM | |
| Sethomas |
A college is a four-year undergraduate school. A university is an institution that comprises more than one school of higher learning. Hence, I am a student of the College of Arts and Sciences at the University of Chicago. Except for the fact I'm being shunned. |
| Sep 30th, 2003 07:26 PM | |
| CaptainBubba |
AChimp's words are eloquent and wonderfully in sync with my own thoughts. And in retrospect I should have included my numerous diseases as one of the forms of payment. Imagine the fun you'll have telling the tale of your bronzed and mounted condom to your college friends as you sip on the wine you'll now be able to afford. |
| Sep 30th, 2003 07:18 PM | |
| AChimp |
Of course not, but you're getting paid to not care. 
|
| Sep 30th, 2003 07:12 PM | |
| Big McLargehuge | Will rare 18th century condoms protect me from the center for disease control hot room that is your crotch? |
| Sep 30th, 2003 06:38 PM | |
| Schimid |
Suprise, you say? 
|
| Sep 30th, 2003 06:35 PM | |
| CaptainBubba |
A combined sum of half a million dollars and a rare vintage 18th century condom made of badger skin which I will also use during the act of Intercourse. I had to sell one of my Spring retreats to afford this luxury. The amount was intended to be a suprise.
|
| Sep 30th, 2003 06:30 PM | |
| Big McLargehuge |
You failed to say how much you are paying me, and if you are paying in money or something that is funnier.
|
| Sep 30th, 2003 03:40 PM | |
| CaptainBubba |
I'LL TAKE IT! The money will be routed via my carrier and I will extract my prize from you at the time and location of my choosing in a fashion that suits my fancy. |
| Sep 30th, 2003 11:45 AM | |
| kellychaos |
You're gonna die of starvation trying to sell ur seks.
|
| Sep 30th, 2003 11:35 AM | |
| Big McLargehuge |
'cause then I'd die
|
| Sep 30th, 2003 09:36 AM | |
| Dole | Why don't you sell some organs? Some vital ones. |
| Sep 30th, 2003 09:04 AM | |
| AChimp | Because that's what it is. University. |
| Sep 30th, 2003 01:31 AM | |
| Big McLargehuge |
I am selling my virginity I need money. Bad. College. Why do non-american english speakers call it "university"? |
