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Mar 9th, 2009 02:00 AM
Babs IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
Mar 9th, 2009 01:49 AM
Durin
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Ladies and Gentleman!
I present to you!
THE MEAT SHIP!

http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/200...usages-48.html
And what do ya know, Easter is just around the corner...
Mar 7th, 2009 02:32 PM
Tadao Ladies and Gentleman!
I present to you!
THE MEAT SHIP!

http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/200...usages-48.html
Nov 28th, 2008 09:00 PM
pac-man I'd say that that is completely ridiculous, but I probably would have said the same about a bacon wrapped turducken before it actually happened.
Nov 28th, 2008 08:57 PM
awesome bill
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
I wish I could live 500 years just so I could see the evolution of this dish

Just imagine if a new meat was added every year
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon
Bacon and steaks are shortcuts, it's all about whole animals.
chicken>duck>turkey>pig>cow>elephant>whale
Then toss that sunnuva bitch in a volcano.
Fry until golden brown and delicious.
Nov 27th, 2008 01:05 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
At the center of it should be a white castle hamburger.
Nov 27th, 2008 12:58 PM
There's A Bat I seriously wouldn't mind eating a turkey made entirely out of bacon. If it's possible to make such a thing.
Nov 27th, 2008 08:34 AM
Evil Robot At the center of it should be a white castle hamburger.
Nov 26th, 2008 09:51 PM
Neen I had to cook a chicken once in high school. There wasn't killing, plucking or deheading. But there was gutting and such, which I could stand. At one point I had to break up the joints by bending them in the opposite direction, and I couldn't stand the feeling of it. I failed the course... of course.
Nov 26th, 2008 09:38 PM
Kitsa I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.
Nov 26th, 2008 06:37 PM
Ploxtrot
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon
and add more bacon on top of it.
Nov 26th, 2008 06:32 PM
MattJack I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon
Nov 26th, 2008 06:27 PM
Grislygus Next they'll shove the whole thing up a sheep's ass and roast it
Nov 26th, 2008 06:25 PM
MattJack I wish I could live 500 years just so I could see the evolution of this dish

Just imagine if a new meat was added every year
Nov 26th, 2008 05:54 PM
Grislygus Looks like a cross between a headcrab and an octopus
Nov 26th, 2008 05:48 PM
DevilWearsPrada I read it as turboconductor and was all 'wtf?'
Nov 26th, 2008 03:52 PM
Tadao I think you can cook it at the lowest safe temp for a long time and it would be juicy as hell.
Nov 26th, 2008 03:48 PM
Evil Robot Can something like that even cook all the way through? Wont the duck be cold and the bacon burned?
Nov 26th, 2008 02:33 PM
LordSappington How long do you think it takes to wrap a chicken in bacon?
Nov 26th, 2008 10:01 AM
Dimnos I assumed the eggs were floating on the bacon juice.
Nov 25th, 2008 08:34 PM
Durin
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Don't forget breakfast!

You forgot the glass of bacon juice there.
Nov 25th, 2008 07:59 PM
Tadao Don't forget breakfast!

Nov 25th, 2008 05:45 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I almost threw up when I saw that......to make room for more.

It looks like what Pinhead from Hellraiser would eat for Thanksgiving.
Nov 25th, 2008 12:48 PM
Ploxtrot
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Tofurkey is bad and most soy bacon is bad. I wonder if two wrongs could make a right.
I don't think so
Nov 25th, 2008 09:55 AM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by Mockery View Post
I'm not a fan of bacon.

Not possible! Inconceivable! Life without bacon?
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