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Feb 10th, 2008 01:27 PM
Zbu Manowar I'm kinda lucky. Thinning hair runs in my family, but nowadays I think it's a combination of stress and the fact that my hair is now down to the middle of my back, so it's probably pulling a bit more than I expect.

But the rest of the mane grows lush and rampant.
Feb 6th, 2008 02:49 PM
Zomboid I like just letting my thick dark brown hair grow out. It's a great thing. I usually shave it all off once a year though.
Feb 6th, 2008 02:08 PM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God View Post
Seth honey, the David Byron 'fro is awesome. I wish more guys were brave enough to sport it. It is wayyyyy cool!
Word.

I wish I had cool curly hairs on my head so I could have a tight fro like that.

Instead I have thick straight blonde hair.
Feb 6th, 2008 11:43 AM
Dixie Seth honey, the David Byron 'fro is awesome. I wish more guys were brave enough to sport it. It is wayyyyy cool!
Feb 6th, 2008 11:25 AM
Alive My neighbor went bald on top at at 20 he was all like "hey its 2:30 wanna go to 7-11 and get a slurpee then go hang out at the highschool?" and i was all like "uhhhh, noo" it was like he turned into a dirty old man over night. but we have thick hair in our family so no perversions for me
Feb 5th, 2008 03:48 PM
Tadao ^ Is that Seth? If so, you now have a real style of your own, that one here doesn't help you stand out.
Feb 5th, 2008 01:35 PM
Pub Lover
Feb 5th, 2008 02:42 AM
WhiteRat I had a friend in high school who had hair similar to yours except it was blond. It wasn't quite as long but would've given your mop a run for it's money.

One day he decided to put it in cornrows. He kept it that way for almost 2 years.
Feb 4th, 2008 06:37 PM
Sethomas Genetically, my maternal grandfather went bald in early middle age, I think. However, all of his brothers still have a full head of hair. All eight or so of them.

The thing is, I've never seen anyone else with quite my style of hair. It's usually called a Jewfro by others, but it transcends that a bit without getting into negroid territory. My high school soccer coach always told me that he had hair just like mine, and he went bald in his 20s I think.


OH GOD PLEASE NEVER LEAVE ME!
Feb 4th, 2008 05:58 PM
WhiteRat Hairline started receding at about 19. Fast forward 5 years and i'm noticeably thinning up front. Oh well. I don't stress about it anymore and contrary to what Terra thinks, I do not have hair plugs.
Feb 3rd, 2008 10:39 PM
Esuohlim Man if I could save time in a bottle
Feb 3rd, 2008 08:35 PM
Pub Lover I also forgot to mention that I'm going grey.

But that is only about 10 hairs & not anywhere near the inch I've lost to my forehead's conquest.
Feb 3rd, 2008 01:47 AM
chemquat what's with all the hair loss? i just started losing mine in the past 3-4 months. i do not have any bald spots or horribly thinning regions yet, but i am vacuuming up a horrendous amount of hair and i 'm pulling gobs of it out of my shower drain. i recently cut it, thinking maybe if the peices were shorter it would at least not tangle around the vacuum brush so easily, or i could go a week without having to experience the shower drain.

i have decided that the very second i find actual balding on my own scalp, all of it's going to be shaved. i refuse to be one of those ladies who perm and puff the last 8 strands of hair on their head in the vain attempt to refuse baldness. if i have to be hairless by 28, then so effin' be it.

also, i've been going gray since college. my hair totally fucking hates me.
Feb 3rd, 2008 12:02 AM
JediScum sorry, i'm a hairy person

I want some of my hair to go away
Feb 2nd, 2008 11:50 PM
JediScum Listen to you assholes, "ooh, i'm so balding because 3 hairs fell out of my head when i first shaved at the age of 23"

EVERY time i cut a hair, two more grow back. I would really like to donate to peeps who FEEL FUCKING NAKED, but as far as i know, i can't send HAIR PLUGS OFF MY GODDAMN BACK through the mail yet.

"ooh... I'm bald"

whatta complaint
Feb 2nd, 2008 11:23 PM
Madman914 You've probably got Lex Luthor syndrome. Are you a(n) evil genius/mad scientist/evil businessman by any chance?
Feb 2nd, 2008 11:04 PM
Dr. Octogonopus
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Originally Posted by terrva View Post
Allrighty folks, this is the deal: i'm going bald. Or balding, if you will. I'm also twenty years old. Isn't this just grand? For the record, almost none of my relatives either from my mother's or father's side are naturally bald. Is there a demon in my head eating all my hair? Is god punishing me for the sins i've done? Do i have a poor blood circulation in my scalp or something?

Feel obliged to sympathize, insult, ignore or share your own baldness related thoughts in this thread.
you think you got it bad? kid at my school. IS naturally bald at sixteen. don't know why.
Feb 2nd, 2008 01:15 AM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
except for my dad
there's your answer
Feb 1st, 2008 11:57 PM
Chojin Everyone else in my family except for my dad has a full head of hair, so I don't know why I'm thinning ;<
Feb 1st, 2008 03:32 PM
Fat_Hippo Wow, I didn't realize so many people start to go bald at such an early age. Well, I think I'm safe, seeing as I don't have any bald/balding realtives, and even my grandpa still has a full head of hair at 80. Unless I pull the ass-card like terrva here and go bald anyway. Well, I can only hope, I guess.
Jan 31st, 2008 07:20 PM
Vanhelm13 I'm 15 and have the beginnings of a receding hairline.
And my hair is really thin.
Jan 31st, 2008 03:31 PM
Chojin I started thinning on top a couple years ago, but it hasn't gotten any worse since then. I got so depressed about it once that I shaved my head, and it looked great, but Emily hated it and I had to grow my hair out again.

And it grew back thicker, and now it's thinning again.
Jan 31st, 2008 03:11 PM
Tadao I'm just getting white hair from stress. I hope I go all white and get to play in martial arts films one day.
Jan 31st, 2008 03:05 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by argonath View Post
Science Time: The genetic recipe for male-pattern baldness comes from the mother's side. Look to her brothers and father for answers there. Otherwise just chalk it up to high testosterone levels.
I have to play the waiting game here. My mom has no brothers and her dad died when he was 27. I don't think he was balding at the time though.

Without my luxurious locks I'm nobody
Jan 31st, 2008 02:48 PM
Zomboid That sucks. My uncle is bald and I think my grandpa was balding too. I have a full head of hair still though. It doesn't even look like it's thinning.
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