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Aug 28th, 2003 06:11 AM
Dole It was a kind of SEXY YIN-YANG THANG
Aug 27th, 2003 12:20 PM
Protoclown Say Dole, you remember the time you and I got together and formed a wank frenzy ball?

That was great.
Aug 27th, 2003 10:50 AM
Dole HA HA! YOU SEE? IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE AND YOU FELL FOR IT.

You asked whose dick you suck to get more posts? Try sucking your own, to the point where you actually break your neck and die, and thus inflict the humiliation on your parents of finding your corpse all mashed into a wank frenzy ball.
Aug 27th, 2003 10:46 AM
Bennett Okay, so is there somebody whose dick I can suck to get 1,000 posts or what?

@fartin&retro, yeah it's a pretty stupid joke/thread, but I knew that somebody would spaz out and make the joke worthwhile!
I think it's pretty obvious that the only way to get more posts is to post more!!!

Milhouse basically summed it up pretty well
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
FUCK post counts. Seriously. Despite what everyone on this fucking message board thinks, I'd rather have them turned off. The post count just shows what a fucking loser you are.
nerd chink ass queer bag? Sounds like someone needs to smoke a bowl and pogo his tired ass back to the Phish tent @ Hookahville.
Aug 26th, 2003 10:16 PM
Rongi Having the biggest post count on the entire board of at least thousands of people fucking sucks.

I hate myself
Aug 26th, 2003 10:09 PM
The Retro Kat Bennett, you nerd chink ass queer bag, shut the fuck up. Seriously, this is the most inane thread in ages. It's so fucking useless and makes me hate the fuck out of you, I didn't even know of your existance till now and it pisses me off i had to find out this way.
Aug 26th, 2003 10:01 PM
Esuohlim It's either this or suicide as a result of boredom.
Aug 26th, 2003 09:57 PM
Drew Katsikas Translation: Every day I look at my post count, and it makes me sad to see that I really spend this much time on I-Mockery.
Aug 26th, 2003 07:43 PM
Esuohlim FUCK post counts. Seriously. Despite what everyone on this fucking message board thinks, I'd rather have them turned off. The post count just shows what a fucking loser you are.
Aug 26th, 2003 05:14 PM
ScruU2wice post more
Aug 26th, 2003 04:20 PM
Bennett Okay, so it isn't fartin.

Fartin, one question though: other than maybe a little spanking for writing a hideous run-on sentence, what exactly are you seeking punishment for? Or are you implying that my starting this thread, and having to read my own posts is my own punishment for being a stupid moron? God, that would be really bad!!!

Seriously, whoever it is (obviously not fartin) whip it OUT!!! I really want 1,000 posts, but I think I'm down on my luck. It's infuriating. What do I have to DO!!!
Aug 26th, 2003 04:13 PM
FartinMowler Who cares you stupid moron. I don't even look at how many I have and I don't care and wasting a thread to mention the fact that you want to suck someones dick to have more just shows that I am going to have to see your banal responses in the future and that should be punishment in itself.
Aug 26th, 2003 03:54 PM
Bennett
Give me a BREAK

No, this ain't about Nell Carter, and it sure as shit ain't about kit-kats. This is about finding out whose dick I gotta suck to get 1,000 posts around here!!! This is fucking reconculous!

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