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| Aug 27th, 2004 01:16 PM | ||
| the_dudefather |
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 most likely because she diddnt know the answer.now i can go and finish that picture. and remember teach as binky (life in hell) says: for teachers it is easier to punish boredom than be interesting. |
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| Aug 27th, 2004 12:36 PM | ||
| HickMan |
TEACHER! MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM? 
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| Aug 27th, 2004 11:26 AM | ||
| McMock |
Argh. Unanswered love, why must you be so prevalent in my life! Cursed! Well, I guess I have no further interest in you then. And to think I even came up with all those questions and, bah, nothing. This is almost as bad in the sex with the teacher department as when I was a real 6-year old. |
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| Aug 27th, 2004 11:09 AM | ||
| cherry |
pah! superman? I dont need that big, boy scout. and although you think I am a girl you are mistaken. and its probably just a crush caused by the lack of authoritarian figures in your life. You can expect to make bad choices in your relationships as a result of this. I would guess your first serious love affair will be with somone 8 years older than yorself. They will put you down in front of your friends and you will try and laugh it off but deep down you will be hurt. You will leave them and move on to a string of impassionate one night stands. But then you will find your next lover. Your desire for approval will lead you to your next lover. His name will be Carlos and he can spin you round on the dance floor like a god damn Catherine Wheel. you will live happily ever after, and so yes the feeling will last forever. |
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| Aug 27th, 2004 10:21 AM | ||
| McMock |
The correct answer was: "I shout help me, superman", but whatever... I give you full points anyway because I think you're a girl, and I'm totally in love with you over the internet. I love you, baby. Promise me this feeling will never end. |
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| Aug 27th, 2004 09:47 AM | ||
| cherry |
too easy. every kid over the age of 5 has a mobile phone these days. and if they don't, I have. I would call the school and get them to tell the parents we are going to be late. I would then kick the snot out of the map man for being so unhelpful, which would a) make me feel better and b) put the fear of god into the kids so that they behaved. I would then greet the forest elf who has returned the maps to me, alongwith a gift of mithril armour. easy. |
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| Aug 27th, 2004 09:32 AM | ||
| McMock |
You're on the field trip, your last activity is a walk through a forest. Every kid in the class has been given a laminated map. They've all agreed to pull one on you, and they threw away their maps in the forest, except one map they used to get back. Now, the guy from the forest doesn't want to let you go unless he gets back his laminated maps. Searching for the maps will take a really long time, because the kids didn't throw them all in one place, and half of them have no clue where they left theirs anymore. The guy doesn't accept payment for his maps. There are no phones nearby (duh, it's a forest). The kids are supposed to be heading home on the bus right now. Flex your teachermuscles. This one, or a variant, you'll be sure to run into, and you'd better be prepared. |
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| Aug 27th, 2004 09:31 AM | ||
| Mike | Aren't teachers supposed to like teaching little kids? | |
| Aug 27th, 2004 09:27 AM | ||
| Carnivore | A field trip, you say? This brings back memories of StoryMan! Remember that one? | |
| Aug 27th, 2004 09:19 AM | ||
| cherry |
such curious minds. dudefather, yours was exactly the sort of question I want to be prepared for. trouble is, no one quite aggrees where Jesus was crucified but its most likely that it was Golgotha (the skull place) a hill just outside the city walls. I hope your teacher got some karmic backlash for failing you. now everyone get ready we are going on a field trip. bring your packed lunch, a kagool and and a compass. |
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| Aug 26th, 2004 02:14 AM | ||
| ziggytrix |
actually my enunciation is stellar for a kid from arkansas  one time at some backwoods catholic church my grandparents visited we were accused of sounding like "damn yankees" :nugent
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| Aug 25th, 2004 07:27 PM | ||
| ThisIsWitty | I can imagine you spitting a lot when you pronounce your 'p's. | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
| ziggytrix | i was being facetious. i think it's called a dialect when a large group changes a language like that. plus, pompous propriety is purlely the province of pretentious professors, punk. | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 06:26 PM | ||
| the_dudefather |
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lol a topic for epic debate |
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| Aug 25th, 2004 05:01 PM | ||
| Sethomas | Can I still shop from catalogues? | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 04:58 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
math is the american form of maths, and they are both abbreviated forms of the word mathematics. there's nothing grammatically wrong with the word math, kids. also, there is no U in the words color, flavor, behavior, etc - despite what the nasty british may tell you. |
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| Aug 25th, 2004 04:57 PM | ||
| ThisIsWitty | How much do hookers usually cost, Miss Teacher? Can I see your gradebook? | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 04:40 PM | ||
| kahljorn | You need someone you hate to imagine asking all these questions, like me. I can't think of any questions, so you'll just have to pretend it's me. | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 04:40 PM | ||
| Sethomas | fuckass? | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 04:28 PM | ||
| EisigerBiskuit | What's a [insert genital exploitation here]? | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 03:49 PM | ||
| FartinMowler | If Sethothomas's head got any bigger would it explode? | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 02:49 PM | ||
| Sethomas | Yeah, I had the right answers but didn't use the equations he wanted. Such is life. | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 02:46 PM | ||
| AChimp |
80% is better than nothing. I had a professor who gave me half marks on a bunch of answers because I wrote the equals symbol instead of the equivalent symbol. What an asshole.
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| Aug 25th, 2004 02:39 PM | ||
| Sethomas | It was on an exam. I got 20/25 points for it. :/ | |
| Aug 25th, 2004 02:36 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Your answer will be in your Physics II textbook, Seth. 
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