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Oct 31st, 2005 08:27 PM
Gurlugon how about t hat airline food?

and what's the deal with vcrs?
Oct 30th, 2005 02:09 AM
Dr. V If you haven't, please keep it that way. But still, cool story.
Oct 29th, 2005 12:26 PM
Sacks Have you ever considered a career in stand up?
Oct 28th, 2005 06:16 PM
Guitar Woman LOL!
Oct 28th, 2005 06:12 PM
Yggdrasill
Tennis Bull LOL

After school today there was a big ass bull on our campus!

I was surprised as hell but since every school in Idaho has fucking farms surrounding them no one else seemed to be all that surprised. He got into the caged tennis court in front of the school and some smart person shut him in.

They parked a car in front of the fence so he couldn't get out, and one of the security officers would push on it when the bull charged(he never ran into the fence while I was there) towards the gangsters and people on the other sider. As far as I know the guard is still alive.

I said, "Oh my god, Jesus is a Crip and he sent a bull to kill all the Bloods, we better represent!" which I thought was a funny thing to say though none of my friends laughed(or maybe it' only funny to me). But then I realized I should have said it after the Bloods by the fence began to yell and wag their shirts at the bull and bang on the fence.

I backed off because I was too close for comfort and started singing the only Snoop Dogg song I know and began to dance like Ashley Simpson when she fucked up on SNL.

Several people had cameras and one of my friends who always has his was around there somewhere and i'll get to post pics hopefully. Nothing quite brightens the day more than stupidity.

Edit: yeah I know people could have died and if your wondering why people were just standing around it was right by the bus loading zone and security and the rest were focusing on holding the door and giving the bull angry stares so he wouldn't escape

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