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Jul 13th, 2004 02:17 PM
ultra perfect cell That extremely great page, or what I did to the doll?
Jul 13th, 2004 02:04 PM
HickMan That was damn funny
Jul 13th, 2004 02:00 PM
ultra perfect cell George, you are so right about those bratz and my scene pieces of shit. My sister has some bratz. One night while she was sleeping I stole one. The nxt day she asked where it was, but of course, I didn't tell her. I shaved it's head, jammed an earring in it's tit, and cut it's left leg of with my dad's hacksaw. I gave it back to her after I had finished it, and I also took a few snapshots of it. I still have a few, but I gave most of them to my friends. Oh, and before I forget, nice choice on your band, Darvore!
Jul 12th, 2004 09:40 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by James
That was great stuff, and I feel the same way about those Bratz dolls. Stupid fucking dolls that promote slutism in girls too young to even have the goods they're encouraged to flaunt. Same with those My Scene toys.
http://www.cwfa.org/articles/4790/BLI/dotcommentary/
Jul 7th, 2004 08:03 PM
ArrowX studio8? More like studioh8
Jul 7th, 2004 07:44 PM
Studio8 I just read that book, dude.
Jul 5th, 2004 01:16 AM
Command Prompt Yeah, I remember my computer based training at Wal-Mart too. I found it really helpful, because, I mean, we've all had jobs where you weren't quite sure if you should bleed on the merchandise or not when you cut yourself or if its safe to leave ladders in the middle of the aisle.

My favorite part of the job had to be being asked where layaway was about 50 times a minute, when all you had to do was tilt your fucking head just slightly up and notice about 15 fucking signs that were readable from a mile away that pointed you there. And WHY is there layway at Walmart anyway? How broke are the people that shop there? You can buy a 32 inch TV at that fucking store for less than 100 dollars. Shit, you could furnish your whole apartment on one paycheck, and a house on two.

You should thank god you're working the nightshift.
Jul 4th, 2004 04:38 PM
Jim Duncan - Weather Tell her it was an accident.
Jul 4th, 2004 04:34 PM
BlueOatmeal So how did you talk your wife into anal? Is there some special line that would help me draw some mud.
Jul 2nd, 2004 08:07 PM
darkvare im gonna buy myself a rubber tube *squig*
Jul 2nd, 2004 07:34 PM
Ninjavenom That was fantastic :3
Jul 2nd, 2004 06:43 PM
AChimp Hmm... you can't vote multiple times anymore. I don't know why it broke... the entire table disappeared from the database. :/

EDIT: Fatbinge tells me it has been broken for many months. :O
Jul 2nd, 2004 06:29 PM
george i said it was shit and lowered my rating to 2.35 out of five.

hi fat satan!!! i am going to try and make these a weekly sort of thing, because i like trying to be funny.
Jul 2nd, 2004 06:16 PM
FartinMowler Massive dump and butt sex a story for everyone!
Jul 2nd, 2004 03:14 PM
James That was great stuff, and I feel the same way about those Bratz dolls. Stupid fucking dolls that promote slutism in girls too young to even have the goods they're encouraged to flaunt. Same with those My Scene toys.

I'm gonna make a line of figures called Studz, that feature huge-dicked pre-teens wearing dungarees and speedos with nipple piercings and a love trail.
Jul 2nd, 2004 02:42 PM
AChimp
"Sex Toys" by George

George is writing stuff again.

Here's the newest thing he sent:
http://www.thedailybull.ca/article.php?id=166

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