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May 17th, 2003 08:44 AM
Bod Gas is cheaper in England than electric. Do Americans get confused with petrol?
May 17th, 2003 03:46 AM
Evil Robot I bought a toaster oven because gas is expensive. Then the nuclear power plant 2 miles from my house had a fire (not a meltdown big difference) and got shut down permenently since this was the last straw as far as the NRC was conceaned. Now, electricity cost three time as much as gas and my last bill was $253.00 thanks to the electric toaster oven deal.
DOWN WITH ELECTRICITY
May 17th, 2003 03:44 AM
Bod This morning I am using the grill



I have to add here that the word 'stove' reminds me of blacking and Little House on the Prairie.
May 17th, 2003 03:28 AM
Wiffles Aww ;_;

*pat pats Bod*
May 17th, 2003 01:26 AM
AChimp I am amused by your English term for stove.
May 17th, 2003 01:21 AM
Bod if I could afford a new electric cooker, I would spend the money on something a lot more interesting
May 17th, 2003 12:50 AM
Pub Lover
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimpy-Pants
If you have to ask, then the answer is probably yes.
Damn!
May 17th, 2003 12:49 AM
Evil Robot Rack up another victory for voodo dolls and Bic lighters.
May 17th, 2003 12:36 AM
AChimp If you have to ask, then the answer is probably yes.
May 17th, 2003 12:22 AM
Evil Robot Am I one of the fire wish people?
May 17th, 2003 12:21 AM
AChimp Why don't you get an electric stove?
May 17th, 2003 12:18 AM
Carnivore So many people here I'd like to imagine engulfed in flames and it happens to one of the good ones. Life sucks
May 16th, 2003 05:54 PM
Bod not to mention microwave egg poachers
http://www.I-Mockery.net/viewtopic.p...=microwave+egg
May 16th, 2003 05:42 PM
FS Let that be a lesson to the rest of you... eggs.
May 16th, 2003 05:33 PM
Bod I sure do hope that Grazzt cares!
May 16th, 2003 05:24 PM
Mister Sarcastic Well THAT'S a happy ending
May 16th, 2003 05:23 PM
Bod I didn't let that egg get the better of me.
I boiled it HARD and ATE it
May 16th, 2003 05:23 PM
Mister Sarcastic Oh THAT'S important
May 16th, 2003 05:21 PM
Cap'n Crunch So, did you reboil the egg or throw it out?
May 16th, 2003 05:20 PM
Mister Sarcastic Actually pictures like those are EXTREMELY heartbreaking
May 16th, 2003 05:16 PM
Bod You would have laughed if I'd become a human fireball and it was in the paper DEATH BY EGG and there was a picture of my ashes with only a shoe left. And the egg wasn't even cooked.
May 16th, 2003 05:16 PM
noob3 Yeah, I seriously doubt bod thought "I sure do hope that Grazzt cares!" as she typed her post.
May 16th, 2003 05:10 PM
executioneer NO, THE FUNNIEST THING IS THAT YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD CARE IF YOU GAVE A FUCK :apathy

-willie
May 16th, 2003 05:07 PM
Grazzt The funniest thing is that you think I give a fuck.
May 16th, 2003 05:05 PM
Bod
Set Fire to Myself Today

I've got a really dodgy gas cooker and I was boiling an egg. I used the end on my sleeve to lift the pan lid and all the loose threads went up in flames. I was beating the flames out with my hand but could hear the flames going around my back.

I would have rolled on the floor but my kitchen is too small! But I did manage to remove my burning top and jump on it.

All that just from boiling one egg.

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