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Nov 9th, 2004 02:33 PM
Jixby Phillips QUCK INSULT ARROWX SO WE FORGET HOW SHITTY YOU ARE
Nov 9th, 2004 02:33 PM
Jixby Phillips QUCK INSULT ARROWX SO WE FORGET HOW SHITTY YOU ARE
Nov 9th, 2004 02:31 PM
MikeSoAwesome
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Originally Posted by Emu
i thought you died
Nah, I just pop over here every so often to break balls.(ArrowX this is not a Homo-sexual/fruitcake reference DON'T TAKE IT THAT WAY.)
Nov 9th, 2004 01:25 AM
Emu i thought you died
Nov 9th, 2004 01:22 AM
MikeSoAwesome
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Originally Posted by Goldensoldier
Hey ralph nader got 1% of the popular votes, meaning that he can go start his own country in like a deserted place and build an army and take over the U.S. and then he will be president and he will call his plan :Mission Nader Invader:
I doubt it He got roughly 400,000 votes 102,000 of those came from New York, give him Staten Island.
Nov 7th, 2004 07:28 PM
Anonymous Aren't you supposed to be banned?
Nov 7th, 2004 07:25 PM
MEATMAN
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
We don't take kindly to loose cannons like you, Meatman.
Sounds like a personal problem.
Nov 6th, 2004 11:50 AM
GADZOOKS We don't take kindly to loose cannons like you, Meatman.
Nov 6th, 2004 10:26 AM
Daphne
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Originally Posted by MEATMAN
I just like to piss off tight-assed people like you.
Oh yeah, I hate those tight asses like Jixby!
He's like an old fashioned English butler and I guess Meatman is the surfer dude that tries to "rattle" him by coming down the stairs playing the electric guitar on a skateboard and knocking over the ming vase so Jixby has to catch it. Outrageous.
Nov 6th, 2004 12:47 AM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by MEATMAN
Thank you for proving my point, Max.
Yeah, I proved you're joke stealing fucktard, who's trying to be REALLY "controversal".
Nov 6th, 2004 12:44 AM
MEATMAN Thank you for proving my point, Max.
Nov 6th, 2004 12:44 AM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by MEATMAN
I just like to piss off tight-assed people like you.
By being a joke-stealing idiot?

Well congratulations
Nov 6th, 2004 12:38 AM
Anonymous MEATMAN: Your cynical rant would've been slightly more relevant, if you didn't steal the fucking first part from a George Carlin routine.
Nov 6th, 2004 12:36 AM
MEATMAN I just like to piss off tight-assed people like you.
Nov 6th, 2004 12:33 AM
Jixby Phillips I'm glad that you decided to take my joke post and have yourself a dumb little psyedo-rant. You should email this to vissionary darkness.

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Originally Posted by MEATMAN
You see, those of you who voted for something directly caused that event to happen. You made a conscious decision to make a choice that turned out to be bad; ergo, you have no right to complain.
Do you beleive Kerry voters are kicking themselves thinking "FUCK! BUSH WON! we should have voted for HIM! HE was the right answer!"? That would be the only thing that would make this make any fucking sense.

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Us nonvoters, on the other hand, did nothing to contribute to this hypothetical problem; it wasn't our fault in any way. In other words, we have every right to complain about YOUR stupid mistake.
So it's the Kerry-voter's faults? Also, you're not a non-voter. You are 15 years old.

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As for this 'vote or die' thing, if any of you watched The Daily Show that night, you would have realized that it was actually 'vote AND die.'
Yeah quoting people who are funnier than you is a good way to end your hillarious and cynical rant. If any of it were somehow true, I'm sure it would have been just as funny.
Nov 6th, 2004 12:14 AM
MEATMAN
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
JAMES YOU CANT COMPALINT YOU DIDNT VOTE

FUCK YOU JAMES

VOTE OR DIE
One problem: If you DID vote, THAT'S when you have no right to complain. I'll explain:

You see, those of you who voted for something directly caused that event to happen. You made a conscious decision to make a choice that turned out to be bad; ergo, you have no right to complain.

Us nonvoters, on the other hand, did nothing to contribute to this hypothetical problem; it wasn't our fault in any way. In other words, we have every right to complain about YOUR stupid mistake.

As for this 'vote or die' thing, if any of you watched The Daily Show that night, you would have realized that it was actually 'vote AND die.'

Thank you, and goodnight.
Nov 4th, 2004 02:00 PM
Goldensoldier Hey ralph nader got 1% of the popular votes, meaning that he can go start his own country in like a deserted place and build an army and take over the U.S. and then he will be president and he will call his plan :Mission Nader Invader:
Nov 4th, 2004 12:49 PM
GADZOOKS The only thing we got going for america now is Jeopardy! with Ken Jennings.
Nov 4th, 2004 11:50 AM
Esuohlim WE GET IT, TERRA
Nov 4th, 2004 10:21 AM
Terra Too late. Kerry died and it's Bush again.
Nov 4th, 2004 01:25 AM
Terren Oh shit there goes the neighbourhood. Can you guys tell me one thing though. How does some one like George even get a chance to run for president.

I suppose his daddy had something to do with it.

Al Gore all the way, I mean Kerry, I mean get a better opponent
Nov 4th, 2004 01:04 AM
sadie
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Looks like 4 more years of Blue Collar TV
but scott miller and the commonwealth do the music!
Nov 3rd, 2004 09:00 PM
adeptninja
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
JAMES YOU CANT COMPALINT YOU DIDNT VOTE

FUCK YOU JAMES

VOTE OR DIE
vote and die. Its not healthy.
Nov 3rd, 2004 08:43 PM
Esuohlim Like Kerry would have actually brought them home.

P.S. Both Kerry and Bush suck I h8 politics
Nov 3rd, 2004 07:13 PM
StonerDave I guess our soldiers will have to keep dodging bullets for a few more years
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