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Dec 28th, 2003 11:15 AM
Protoclown MY MUSIC IS BETTER THAN YOUR MUSIC! :royaltennenbaum
Dec 28th, 2003 04:30 AM
crash0814 I didn't doubt you were serious. And yes, those are actual lyrics from "Whenever, Wherever," by Shakira. I highly recommend it, because needless to say, it's pure lyrical genius.
Dec 28th, 2003 02:31 AM
Helm Dude is that an actual sakhira quote or lyric or whatever? It's too stupid to not be. Notice the proper punctuation. I licked the whole mess up.
Dec 28th, 2003 02:29 AM
Helm no im seriouse1
Dec 28th, 2003 02:25 AM
crash0814 I guess it's not just you, then.
Dec 28th, 2003 02:25 AM
Helm yeah chlorine thats what i ment

btw this is helm being ´personal´ which means that im only typing with one finger. everything else is covered in sperm
Dec 28th, 2003 02:24 AM
Perndog Of course we should always go with what's covered in sperm. Only a complete fucking moron would dispute that.
Dec 28th, 2003 02:20 AM
Drew Katsikas It smells like the ooooooceaaaan
Dec 28th, 2003 02:19 AM
crash0814 I think semen smells like chlorine.
Dec 28th, 2003 02:18 AM
Helm Right now I smell a bit like bleach but then again I did just masturbate right all over my face.

But seriously, let's discuss this topic since I've been thinking about it a lot. Does ejaculate smell like bleach or is it just mine? Take into account that I am a robot.

Um. I mean, do you think than deconstruction in music and theoretical analysis is worthless? Should we just go with what's catchy and hooky and COVERED IN SPERM? And what makes something catchy? Do all people discern through different musical moods (for example, the audible difference between major and minor scales) in the same way?
Dec 28th, 2003 01:54 AM
Perndog Greek people smell bad.
Dec 28th, 2003 01:51 AM
Helm You have shitty taste and you know nothing about music.
Dec 27th, 2003 11:06 PM
Perndog This is one of those threads that calls for one of my favorite lines:

Fuck art fags.

People need to get off their lofty snobbish thrones and learn to actually appreciate music. "I don't like ****" is a far more respectable thing to say than "**** sucks ass and you're an idiot if you like them." It's called A) personal preference and B) aesthetic quality over "musical value" whatever the fuck that is. I'm not even going to explain what I mean, because it would take too many words and people should be able to figure it out on their own.

And the people who can't figure it out are the ones who are going to bitch at me because they think this means I have shitty taste or I know nothing about music.
Dec 27th, 2003 06:03 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Sigur Ros can't really have backlash because they've never been popular.
they're popular enough in other boards, and backlash looks the same for every band.
Dec 24th, 2003 12:10 AM
Ghost of Fraiser "I like Cookies In The SpringTime"
Dec 24th, 2003 12:06 AM
Royal Tenenbaum Sigur Ros can't really have backlash because they've never been popular.
Dec 23rd, 2003 11:39 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Comparing Sigur Ros to Evanesence is like comparing a gold brick to a pile of dog shit. Evanesence is a female Linkin Park with a bit of Tori Amos thrown in, making it one of the few instances of 'two strikes and you're out.'
it's not really a comparison, it was about backlash in general against bands. i dont get it. that's all.
Dec 21st, 2003 04:22 PM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Actually, it is your tastes that smoke the dick. Evansence sucks ass, and so do most of the fucking bands you like. Neutral Milk Hotel? Fuck that shit.
MY MUSTIC IS BETTER THAN YOUR MUSTIC
Dec 21st, 2003 03:07 PM
Drew Katsikas I am amazed by the more respectable users of the boards's love of Evanesence. They're such a steaming pile of crap, it's absurd. They're music has little to no redeeming value, and I'll stick with the latter on that one.
Dec 21st, 2003 02:04 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Comparing Sigur Ros to Evanesence is like comparing a gold brick to a pile of dog shit. Evanesence is a female Linkin Park with a bit of Tori Amos thrown in, making it one of the few instances of 'two strikes and you're out.'
Dec 21st, 2003 11:08 AM
noob3 evanshit is the worst excuse for a band fucking ever i bet whoever left left because they realized that the other half of thefucking material was written by hired by marketers shit writers and didnt want to play the bullshit that evanwhatthefuckever play

i cant wake up

good

shitty band
Dec 21st, 2003 02:49 AM
WorthlessLiar
NMH and other stuff

Indeed, if Pitchfork kisses their ass, I thought Tennenbam would be felating them.

In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is a good album for the record.

Also I think Evanessence's situation is a bit different (understatement) than GYBE or Sigur Ros. Not liking either of the latter bands on the basis of popularity is pure snobbery of the worst kind, but when a band you like appears on a NOW disc you know something must be wrong. Also they're a gimmick band (Linkin Park with female singer = gimmick) who sucks.
Dec 21st, 2003 02:34 AM
crash0814 What's wrong with Neutral Milk Hotel? They're not a great band, but they're capable of writing a good song.
Dec 21st, 2003 02:05 AM
Royal Tenenbaum
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
I love how you think that just because we like a few bands in common suddenly means that you have awesome taste even though you clearly like a lot of things that suck. You're a fucking poopyface.
Actually, it is your tastes that smoke the dick. Evansence sucks ass, and so do most of the fucking bands you like. Neutral Milk Hotel? Fuck that shit.
Dec 18th, 2003 11:42 PM
Drew Katsikas In all honesty, and regardless of RT, Evanesence blows(blew?).
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