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Sep 10th, 2003 06:55 PM
Les Waste DON'T TALK TO MY WOMAN LIKE THAT
Sep 10th, 2003 06:04 PM
Esuohlim Nothing you should concern yourself with coming to the boards anymore about.
Sep 10th, 2003 05:44 PM
Marilyn666 What are you talking about.
Sep 10th, 2003 11:09 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Marilyn666
I just tell my mom"Once I move out You wont even know where i live." And if she sais she doesn't care later on when people say "How many kids do you have?" or some thing like that, She'll say"Three, well I had four but I was being a selfesh bitch, so I havn't spoked to the one who moved out. She could be dead and I wouldn't know."
Please tell me that they're all the same person with different user names. Seriously, it would be a comfort. :/

Les,

Did you remember that off the top of your head or did you actually "cut-n-paste" from the old posting? Either way, that was mighty disturbing.
Sep 9th, 2003 09:51 PM
James It's actually Fartin's user pic. Go PM him over and over and tell him to make it go away.
Sep 9th, 2003 09:24 PM
Esuohlim DEAL WITH IT
Sep 9th, 2003 09:20 PM
Immortal Goat Oh, James, has anyone ever told you that your avatar is fucking annoying? I mean, Jesus, how do you know there isn't someone with epilepsy that comes on this site regularly and they end up having a goddamn seziure because of your avatar. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
Sep 9th, 2003 09:18 PM
James Get a LiveJournal and shut up.

Momma's boy.
Sep 9th, 2003 09:05 PM
Alphonse I'm sick, I have homework to do, yet I'm still posting.

Sep 9th, 2003 08:56 PM
Esuohlim OH MOTHERFUCKER
Sep 9th, 2003 08:46 PM
HickMan
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Originally Posted by James
When you're feeling mighty low,
There's always one place you can go,
When you're slidin into first and you feel somethin' burst, diarrhea!

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Sep 9th, 2003 05:55 PM
Esuohlim If I saw this thread sooner I would have been like:



As a homage. Sorry Les
Sep 9th, 2003 05:38 PM
Marilyn666 I just tell my mom"Once I move out You wont even know where i live." And if she sais she doesn't care later on when people say "How many kids do you have?" or some thing like that, She'll say"Three, well I had four but I was being a selfesh bitch, so I havn't spoked to the one who moved out. She could be dead and I wouldn't know."
Sep 9th, 2003 05:15 PM
Immortal Goat That was the most retarded un-Vinth idea I have ever read. Parents are OBLIGATED to care for their children, it is not a paying job, it is a responsibility. If my parents were to want me to pay them back for everything they ever bought me, I swear to God, I would rather be an aborted fetus. That would just mean that they cared more for money than they did for me.
Sep 9th, 2003 05:09 PM
noob3 I'm going to sue alphonse
Sep 9th, 2003 04:39 PM
Evil Robot It's my belief that children should, by law, be forced to pay back all the money thier parents spent on them since birth. Intrest and inflation should be factored in as well.
In my world, a birth certificate is a CONTRACT, not a form of ID.
Sep 9th, 2003 04:35 PM
James When you're feeling mighty low,
There's always one place you can go,
To be with a bunch of people just like you.
When life puts you down and out,
And you want to scream and shout,
They'll always be around to help you through
It all.

In the Land of Tears (wah wah wah)
The Land of Tears (wah wah wah)
Toss away your troubles, and all of your fears.
Because there's always someone who's always worse off than you.
And you can laugh at them and make them feel even more blue.
Ooh ooh.
The Land of Tears (wah wah wah)
Sep 9th, 2003 04:34 PM
Schimid Les, I swear to fucking God that I was going to say the same thing about the spikes.
Sep 9th, 2003 04:31 PM
Les Waste OH GREAT FIRST KELLY NOW YOU?

I TAKE ALPHONSE'S THREAD AND TURN IT INTO GOLD, PURE GOLD! AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!

I SWEAR I'M ENDING IT ALL RIGHT NOW! ME, A PLASTIC BAG, AND THE TAIL PIPE OF A BUS



EDIT: THIS WAS DIRECTED AT CAPTAIN ROBO AND NOT DAPHNE. DAPHNE

I'M STILL GONNA CHOKE MYSELF TO DEATH ON A SCHOOL BUS'S MUFFLER THOUGH
Sep 9th, 2003 04:30 PM
Daphne I only saw your post now, and I was going to remark on how genius you are, and now that I see how underappreciated you are by everyone else, it only makes me want to praise you all the more.
Sep 9th, 2003 04:28 PM
Pliers the Goron King PUNKS ARE LOSERS AND DEGENERATES. GET A JOB YOU PUNK
Sep 9th, 2003 04:21 PM
Les Waste My post was genius, PURE GENIUS, hell one of those anecdotes was actually something GothNAprepsBody said one time, and NOBODY appreciates it like they should and Kelly even goes and gays up the thread so much that it actually devalues my wonderfully witty post

I am so writing a rant about this my live journal it is not even funny. I will be taking my dinner in my room mom, and if the phone rings DON'T ANSWER IT IT IS FOR ME
Sep 9th, 2003 10:48 AM
kellychaos Tell her I said hi :daddy
Sep 9th, 2003 10:31 AM
Les Waste What a total cunt, she's trying to CENSOR me as I'm walking out of the house cause I'm wearing my spiked wristbands and dog collar, she says I look stupid DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME MOM! She told me that she wouldn't let me in her car wearing them, and I'm not gonna walk to school, FUCK THAT MAN, it's like two miles away, and FUCK THE SCHOOL BUS if I wanted a bunch of beefcake JOCKS to cover the back of my head with spitballs I'd ask my brother and his idiot friends to do it, so I went back to my room and took off my collar and wrist bands but I just put them in my back pack and I put them back on in the school bathroom after mom dropped me off, looked like I outsmarted her.

MAN FUCK THIS, when I turn 18 I am OUTTA HERE SO FAST!

Why do they make me go to church every sunday, like I'm ever gonna need religion
Sep 9th, 2003 10:04 AM
Sethomas I'm glad you realize that you can always come here for sympathy.
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