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| Feb 21st, 2004 07:13 AM | ||
| jin |
At least then you can joke about it. :> I hope you dont die willie, cause im all outta AIBOs yo. ;< |
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| Feb 21st, 2004 12:02 AM | ||
| executioneer |
i sent a flirty message to a lady  i bet I'll invite her ovre for dinner and cook her a chicken with a dick next  -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 11:46 PM | ||
| soundtest |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 11:26 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | Why don't we just cut to the chase and murder pee wee. | |
| Feb 20th, 2004 11:26 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman |
Because that's no fun. Foreplay is supposed to be fun, goddamnit. 
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| Feb 20th, 2004 11:24 PM | ||
| executioneer |
why don't I jsut cut to the chase and ask her if she likes to suck dick then, geez -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 11:24 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
OH...OH YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD LOOK AT IT THAT WAY!!!
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| Feb 20th, 2004 11:21 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman | Dude... giver her a popsilce, watch her suck on it, then imagine that she's sucking your dick. See if you still give a damn then. | |
| Feb 20th, 2004 11:21 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
Dear Willie, I hope this girl loves you and has sex with you. Sincerly, Biggie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 11:20 PM | ||
| executioneer |
but i don't give a damn if she likes popsicles -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 11:11 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Ask her if she likes popsicles.  Fuck, I use emoticons too.
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| Feb 20th, 2004 11:04 PM | ||
| executioneer |
god damn it, I've been posting on here too much I can't type shit without wanting to use emoticons -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 10:59 PM | ||
| executioneer |
probably I should ask if she has a vagina or any other orifices :takingthingstooliterally -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 10:46 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman | Oh, well. That's a little different. At least you're not wasting money on random chicks in the hopes that one of them will like you a little. Is she fuckable? | |
| Feb 20th, 2004 10:42 PM | ||
| executioneer |
i thought you didn't want me to spend money the thing is, is that on match dot com basically everyone i'm going to be talking to has already confirmed that they think I'm at least attractive enough to talk to so I don't get shut down by anxiety -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 10:36 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman | Get a mail order bride. | |
| Feb 20th, 2004 10:15 PM | ||
| executioneer |
you should say sometinhg along the lines of "I'M SORRY YOU'RE A BIG FAGGOT WILLIE " or something PS hookers also requires talking to people -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 10:10 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman | Then get a hooker. Geez. What the hell do you want me to say? | |
| Feb 20th, 2004 10:07 PM | ||
| executioneer |
all right it's not just SHY it's more like a major psychological defect -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 09:51 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman |
I used to be shy too, but I got over it. The best way to get over it is to realize that if she doesn't like you or gives you wierd looks, move on to the next chick. When you first meet a chick, the conversation can be about almost anything (Within reason. Don't share morbid fantasies or creepy shit.). I find that the best way to start the conversation is by making an observation about them. Anything about them, except their looks or clothes, because if you ask them about their clothes, they'll think you're gay. Seriously. In the conversation, ask them open ended questions. If a chick blows you off, it's their loss. For example: Willie sees a hot chick. Willie walks up to the chick. Willie: Hi. I'm Willie. Girl: Uh, I'm Ashley. Willie: I see you're reading a psychology textbook. Are you a psychology student? Girl: Yes, I am. Willie: How long have you been going to university for? Girl: 2 years. It's that simple. You just have to realize that you have nothing to lose so it is completely fucking pointless to not talk to girls in real life. Besides, you'll never get laid if you don't try. |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 09:41 PM | ||
| executioneer |
i can't talk to people in person I'm shy do you think I heckle peopl eon the street in real life, no i have to do it on a message board -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 09:39 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman |
Why can't you just hang out at your local university or college to pick up chicks or guys. You don't have to be a student to hang out there. Just walk up to random chicks and somehow initiate a conversation. Whatever you do, don't use pickup lines. The safest way to do it would be to walk up to them and say "Hi, I'm Willie." I'm just trying to help you out here. But what the fuck, man. You paid 20 or 25 bucks to contact this chick. |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 09:34 PM | ||
| executioneer |
taste my nads pee wee herman don't you think I'd be doing that if I could -willie |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 09:29 PM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman |
WHAT THE FUCK. YOU PAID MONEY FOR THIS?!?! FUCKING IDIOT. Just go hang out at your local college or university if you're in you're late teens or twenties. That's usually a good place to pick up chicks. |
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| Feb 20th, 2004 09:27 PM | ||
| executioneer |
SIMULCAS T ON IMOCKERY AND MINDSAY -willie |
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