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Oct 10th, 2005 02:43 AM
Jonathan Clement I wasn't. Though, I have reason to believe I'm bi-polar.
Oct 9th, 2005 07:03 PM
Emu do me a favor

go out to the living room and ask your parents squarely and frankly if you were ever diagnosed with a mental or learning disorder. and then come back here and tell us about it.
Oct 9th, 2005 06:43 PM
Jonathan Clement Beef jerky jerk-off!
Oct 9th, 2005 01:25 AM
Sethomas Go to hell.
Oct 9th, 2005 01:04 AM
Jonathan Clement ...BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!BEEFJERKYJERK OFF!BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!BEEFJERKYJER KOFF!BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!BEEFJERKYJERKOFF!
Oct 8th, 2005 09:52 PM
El Blanco True, but the fact that its so makes him say it.
Oct 8th, 2005 08:15 PM
Jonathan Clement Just because you say it doesn't make it so.
Oct 8th, 2005 09:25 AM
Emu Do you have any conception at all of how gay you sound when you use the word "pwn?"
Oct 8th, 2005 02:32 AM
Jonathan Clement OMG! Dr.Boogie! It's YOU! You PWN!
Oct 8th, 2005 02:30 AM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
He goes to the Life forum at www.gametalk.com And I wouldn't really say he's MY priest, but he is A preist.
That reminds me, I need to go consult my Guru over at the IGN forums.
Oct 7th, 2005 07:00 PM
Jonathan Clement No, as far as I know, he doesn't have AIM. He goes to the Life forum at www.gametalk.com And I wouldn't really say he's MY priest, but he is A preist.
Oct 7th, 2005 04:10 PM
Emu is that your priest's aim screenname
Oct 7th, 2005 02:17 PM
Jonathan Clement Actually, I think the telestial kingdom is eternal. I don't know, I'd have to ask spaceman99.
Oct 7th, 2005 05:12 AM
Sethomas Hell is, by definition, eternal. From the Telestial Kingdom, the mormons say, souls can ascend to one of the other two Kingdoms. So, no.
Oct 7th, 2005 05:09 AM
Jonathan Clement Actually, the telestial kingdom IS hell. It is where all the wicked will end up. Purgatory is just spirit prison.
Oct 7th, 2005 03:46 AM
Sethomas Purgatory is a catholic (lower-case, except I think the Anglicans don't accept it) belief. Mormons have the "Telestial Kingdom", which is equivalent to purgatory but you can go there no matter how many people you murder or rape, whereas in Catholicism such people are sent to Hell eternally.

I find it hard to believe a Mormon is so out of touch with reality.
Oct 7th, 2005 03:20 AM
Marc Summers The mormons at my high school thought that September 11th happened because of separation of church and state
And I quote: "You take God out of the government, and OH MY GOSH LOOK WHAT HAPPENS A TERRORIST ATTACK"
Oct 7th, 2005 02:47 AM
Jonathan Clement Well, being a mormon (Ya, I guess I'm mormon), I don't believe that he'll BURN in hell. Infact, he'll probably be tought better in purgatory (a.k.a, spirit prison) where he'll be given the chance to either accept, or reject Christ. But if he doesn't, he'll be tormented with a perfect and permanent memory of all he did. But no, I want our lord to come back soon so I can escape this crap.
Oct 6th, 2005 07:53 PM
Chojin wait what are you saying you dont want to meet the lord our savior while watching bastard like landover baptists burn in hell??????????????????????????????????
Oct 6th, 2005 07:50 PM
Jonathan Clement
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the rapture can't come soon enough am i right
Nope.
Oct 6th, 2005 06:39 PM
El Blanco Yes, Bert happens to be a copyrighted intellectual property. God isn't.


Although.....I could try it.
Oct 6th, 2005 06:31 PM
Sacks
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I KNOW it's a satire! But even bertisevil.tv on the front page says that "This is a Parody of the Sesame street character, Bert, and has nothing to do with the original character" Or whatever. And he's SIGNING ANTI-CHRISTIAN PETITIONS UNDER MY NAME! But I stand by my previous statement: The guy is nuts.
They put that up there because they got a cease and desist. Who is going to tell this Baptist fellow to cease and desist? God himself? The Easter Bunny? Sure mac, sure.
Oct 6th, 2005 06:31 PM
Chojin so can i maybe he's reincarnated haha just kidding around stupid liberal beliefs the rapture can't come soon enough am i right
Oct 6th, 2005 05:50 PM
KevinTheOmnivore I see what you're saying, Chojin. He's a regular joe, just looking out for the little guy.






I see the similarities.
Oct 6th, 2005 05:32 PM
Chojin guys what the hell he's just trying to do something good in this crazy mixed up evil world of ours give the guy a break the world would be a better place if we had more johnathan clements
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