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Apr 11th, 2006 05:22 PM
homoperfect Your nieghbor can bennifit from your conversion. The more members to ca congregation the more money the church gains. these funds can be put to many uses such as nursuries, schools, outings, and outreach programs. also the more persons a religious affiliate has the larger there influence. With a larger influence, the churches voice will be heard on a larger political scale.or perhaps your friends feels better about himself for soliciting religious informatin. Perhaps by doing this he feels like he has a cause rather than feeling devoid of purpose. It may give his life meaning. in the end your conversion is one small step towards your friends alterior motives, wheather he is aware of them or not.
Apr 11th, 2006 03:07 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by mburbank
It's such a nice, big, healthy IQ. Everyone is envious of how big and strong it is. It looks like a japanese IQ, except it's a much nicer color.
In their defense, the Japanese IQ is smaller, but more efficient.
Apr 11th, 2006 10:22 AM
ziggytrix No such thing as selflessness, eh? So what do think my neighbor thinks he stands to gain by giving me all these religious books?

If religion is little more than the result of a cost-benefit analysis, I've got news for you - you're irreligious.
Apr 11th, 2006 12:32 AM
homoperfect Exemption status may be attained regarding the laws. These laws are concerning the community. I have found The laws to hold universal status. Although I do not agree on the interpretations of the law. Although I also believe there is no such thing as selflessness. If we engage ourselves into religion we do so because we wish to do so and we have something to gain. For you, regimented religion has no bennifit for you so you find bennifit else where. For me, I find Regimented religion to be plentiful in gains. I don't denounce either.
Apr 10th, 2006 11:34 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
too many rules! it may be kinda lame, but i always liked the "Harm None" of the Wiccans.
Actually, that's one of the reasons I looked into it. It's pretty cool, actually. It's just basically a religion that says "do whatever you want, so long as you don't harm anyone". My kinda rules
Apr 10th, 2006 10:56 PM
ziggytrix too many rules! it may be kinda lame, but i always liked the "Harm None" of the Wiccans. I mean, it least it's noble. Not this "you don't do this", and "you don't do that, because I don't like it" bullshit in most religions.

my neighbor brought me two more books today. one of em is supposed to be all about jews, biblical prophesy, and the apocalypse! wheeee!!!

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Events transpiring in our world today cause even the most hardened skeptics to wonder if we are near to "closing time."
one last call for alcohol so finish your wiskey and wine

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Since 1948, when the United Nations established a national Israeli homeland, Jews have been returning to the region in massive numbers. Mark Hitchcock says this ingathering, ending centuries of exile, is just one sign of the end times.

War in the Middle East, the European Economic Union, globalism, apostasy in the Church--all signal that Christ's return is imminent.

Join Mark Hitchcock on a journey through prophesy as it paints a true picture of our world today. Will this generation pass, 'til all be fulfilled?
I swear if he gives me one more fruity book, I'm buying him a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Apr 10th, 2006 10:44 PM
homoperfect According to the noahide laws... yes
Apr 10th, 2006 10:40 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by homoperfect
#4: Thou shalt not engage in beastial, incestuous, adulterous, or homosexual relations... nor commit rape.
Hey, doesn't that mean you're fucked?
Apr 10th, 2006 09:37 PM
homoperfect Wow, Conspiracy theories? is this a joke? I commune amongst jews all the time. I've not seen a hint of such claims. Schuls are not this organized. Each schul has it's own rabbi. Each schul(Synogauge) has its own intepretation of the Halakhah(Jewish law) consisting of the 613 Mitzvot(Commandments) as well as Takkanah (Laws instituted by a Rabbi). Mitzvot can not be contradicted by Takkanah. Takkanah can only tighten the Mitzvot or place restrictions on life untouched by Mitzvot. Mitzvot has clearly stated to treat your neighbors as equals. any actions of discrimination goes against Mitzvot. Law also states that Gentiles are excepted by G-d as well. Gentiles have only to follow the Noahide(Gentile) Laws.

#1: Thou shall not engage in idol worship.
#2: Thou shall not blaspheme G-d.
#3: Thou shalt not shed inocent blood of human nor fetus nor ailing person Who has limited time to live.
#4: Thou shalt not engage in beastial, incestuous, adulterous, or homosexual relations... nor commit rape.
#5: Thou shalt establish laws and courts of law to administer these laws, including the death penalty for those who kill, administered only if there is one testifying eyewitness (Note: The Jewish Law, found in Deuteronomy 17:6, requires the testimony of 2 or 3 witnesses before one can be executed.
#6: Thou shalt not be cruel to animals.
#7: Thou shalt not steal.

If a gentile does these things he to will go to heaven. My point is jewish law does not permit such accusations.
Apr 10th, 2006 06:30 PM
Pharaoh Well that's still too short, but I like it. Well done butwank, sorry, I mean burbank, keep it up.
Apr 10th, 2006 05:52 PM
mburbank It's such a nice, big, healthy IQ. Everyone is envious of how big and strong it is. It looks like a japanese IQ, except it's a much nicer color.
Apr 10th, 2006 05:48 PM
Abcdxxxx smarter then the jews. check.

now if you can just beat some negros in basketball, and win the lead in torch song trilogy...
Apr 10th, 2006 05:47 PM
mburbank shhhh, now, Phag. I'm sure you've got a really big IQ, much bigger and stronger tha most people's IQs. It's okay. We all believe it's a nice, healthy big boy's IQ, much nicer than lots of Jewish ones.
Apr 10th, 2006 05:43 PM
Pharaoh Shut up, you stupid wanker.
Apr 10th, 2006 05:21 PM
Chojin Pharoah, I think this would be a little less sad if you'd just reply with 'OH YEAH?' from now on.
Apr 10th, 2006 04:55 PM
Pharaoh My IQ is well above the average Jewish IQ, so I'm afraid your whole argument is invalid. But anyway, your last post was far too short, pull your socks up or you'll get axed.
Apr 10th, 2006 04:32 PM
mburbank I've told you what you need to do. If you choose to ignore my superior intellect and get the tension headache and stomach cramps that go along with resisting your genetic detiny, so be it. I just think it's sad that you so heartily endorse the Bell Curve but quite obviously think you're outside the system. Scatman Cruthers thought the same thing, and look what Jack Nicholson had to do to him.
Apr 10th, 2006 02:45 PM
Pharaoh Write me more, you lazy swine.
Apr 10th, 2006 01:43 PM
mburbank Well, you're welcome. I hope your head feels better. Run along.
Apr 10th, 2006 12:29 PM
Pharaoh That's more like it, sucker.
Apr 10th, 2006 12:25 PM
mburbank You see? Doesn't it feel better, just really right, to ask a Jew to tell you what to do? Can't you feel all the tension going out of you the instant you obey your DNA and stop thinking for yourself? Good boy. No go on, off you go, make yourself useful. I'm sure somebody needs a piano moved to he third floor, or has a lot of old dry wall that needs tearing out and carting off. Be proud! The world runs on the sweat of your bow, and we need you.

Here, I made you a little mantra. Just keep saying this over and over in your head while doing whatever heavy labor needs doing in your neighborhood.

"Thinking and Questions make Pharoahs head hurt. I will work harder."
Apr 10th, 2006 12:15 PM
Pharaoh That's not good enough, butwank. Stop playing with your b bs and write me some more, you're getting lazy.
Apr 10th, 2006 12:05 PM
mburbank "And just who's doing the most work on this thread?"
-Phagtoad

Which is exactly as it should be. This is brain work, which is what my people do. You see it as manual labor, I suppose, as in fingers hitting keys for some speciffic length of time. No one faults you for seeing it in Mongrel terms.
Apr 10th, 2006 11:44 AM
ziggytrix You just admitted to being an obnoxious troll.
Apr 10th, 2006 10:56 AM
Pharaoh And just who's doing the most work on this thread? It's you butwank. Because you're a mug who can't help replying to every little post I write with one ten times as long. Sucker.
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