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| Feb 1st, 2005 12:54 AM | |||
| Raize | For some reason, this thread makes me hungry. | ||
| Jan 31st, 2005 09:18 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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| Jan 31st, 2005 09:00 PM | |||
| The Damp Moose | Nope. We don't do that. That might not be a bad idea, though. But when it's pouring rain and you're just going up to the 7-11 for some bread, it's a lot to do beforehand. | ||
| Jan 31st, 2005 08:28 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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| Jan 31st, 2005 07:30 PM | |||
| mischief |
One time I accidentally shut a kitten's neck into a door. It was dark outside and I was coming back inside from the laundry room and when I tried to close the door it wouldn't close so I assumed it was just laundry in the door and being lazy I just tried to shut harder. So when it wouldn't shut I opened the door and turned on the light and there's my kitten, choking on it's own blood. I cried all night. My brother called me a stupid cat killer and laughed at me for about a week.
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| Jan 31st, 2005 06:03 PM | |||
| The Damp Moose |
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| Jan 31st, 2005 05:12 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
Damn it, Jixby! Don't be a hero!
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| Jan 31st, 2005 05:07 PM | |||
| Jixby Phillips |
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| Jan 31st, 2005 10:46 AM | |||
| Matt Harty | The drama your family creates over the situation makes it funny. | ||
| Jan 30th, 2005 11:29 PM | |||
| The Damp Moose |
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| Jan 30th, 2005 01:59 PM | |||
| EisigerBiskuit | You could always honk the horn to get the cats out of your car and your tirebed. Always works with my cat. (Which, by the way, won't go away) | ||
| Jan 30th, 2005 11:49 AM | |||
| Jeanette X |
I guess that the only thing to do about it is to check the car every time before you start it to make sure that no cats are in or under it. |
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| Jan 30th, 2005 12:44 AM | |||
| The Damp Moose |
I cried the first time it happened, but that was only because it was still alive and I saw it. My brother, who turned the key, fucking collapsed on the floor and sobbed for a good 45 minutes. Cats suck you guys
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| Jan 30th, 2005 12:37 AM | |||
| Karl Hungus | you would cry? | ||
| Jan 30th, 2005 12:22 AM | |||
| Jixby Phillips | Yeah, I'd probably fucking cry if I killed a bunch of cats, but come on, this is the stuff of monty python sketches. WISE UP | ||
| Jan 30th, 2005 12:19 AM | |||
| The Damp Moose |
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Oh and thanks for being serious about this you guys. 
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| Jan 30th, 2005 12:07 AM | |||
| Mr. Oysterhead |
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| Jan 30th, 2005 12:07 AM | |||
| Rongi |
lol that reminds me of this lunch lady who would say "knock it off beavis and butthead!" to all the rowdy kids 
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| Jan 30th, 2005 12:04 AM | |||
| Jixby Phillips |
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| Jan 29th, 2005 11:58 PM | |||
| AChimp |
You should have taken pictures of the dead cats. We backed over my aunt's cat when they lived on a farm. It decided to sleep under the rear wheel or something and it didn't even bother moving when we turned on the car. It's guts shot out of its ass. :O |
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| Jan 29th, 2005 11:51 PM | |||
| EisigerBiskuit | Yeah, this could never happen, or ever fuck up my life | ||
| Jan 29th, 2005 11:44 PM | |||
| Jixby Phillips | Mr. Oyesterhead you are very cynical about message board postings | ||
| Jan 29th, 2005 11:43 PM | |||
| GADZOOKS | Stories for the Bored Forum | ||
| Jan 29th, 2005 11:35 PM | |||
| Mr. Oysterhead | I'm going to guess this is complete shit. | ||
| Jan 29th, 2005 10:59 PM | |||
| The Damp Moose |
No. We're a bunch of poor folks, without the luxury of a garage, so the cats huddle in/under the car sometimes because the car is still warm. This car hadn't gone anywhere for about 3 hours, so it was cold. Really, I think the cats are just so curious and like to get anywhere they can. See, they didn't need to go there to get warm, because we had built this pimped out little cat-flat as part of a BoyScout service project thing. The other part to the project was to trap, neuter, and release the cats. They make this little colony thing and share the food. A feline harem. The first cat to get ground up was a mere kitten, so it wasn't yet a big part of the group, and this second cat was a complete stranger, so it was huddling there because the others were occupying the house thing. They aren't strays, per se, they're all very friendly. Pop and Crackle (the original two kittens that we started the TNR thing with) are almost house-worthy. Snap (their sister, get it 'Snap Crackle Pop', shut up we couldn't think of anything) was the first to die.The place where they died was actually in the engine. The first cat was in front, and got trapped under the main belt and got it's back snapped (poetic ). In the process it fucked up the car, and cost us about $45. The second cat was sitting on top I guess, and got into the pistons or something. I'm not too savvy with engines. All I know was there was blood splattered everywhere. And limbs.
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