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Feb 22nd, 2004 04:35 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Let me ask you: how big do you think a scar from chicken pox could be?
Is this one of those questions where your going to compare your chicken pox scar to the size of your dick and then start a poll over it?

If that's the case then I think a chicken pox scar should at least be 6" in length and wide enough to please a pussy. Anybody who has one less than that is just as green as goose shit on a pump handle.

IMHO.
Feb 22nd, 2004 03:45 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I have a few scars on my face, but only two can be easily seen.

The first one looks like a minor knife wound. It runs along the side of my face, ending near my eye. I can't remember how I got it, though.
I can help jog your memory. Do you at least remember why you switched to plastic utensils when mounds of barbecue chicken are invovled?
Feb 22nd, 2004 03:44 PM
Drew Katsikas
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Originally Posted by Schimid
I love my scars. I have little dents in my head because I had chicken pox and my parents tried to pick them out with a pair of tweezers.
are your parents retarded?
Feb 22nd, 2004 02:36 PM
agroskaterik
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Originally Posted by maggiekarp
Am I the only one who would find a pogo accident scar kinda sexy?
so far, yes :/
Feb 22nd, 2004 11:59 AM
Schimid I love my scars. I have little dents in my head because I had chicken pox and my parents tried to pick them out with a pair of tweezers.
Feb 22nd, 2004 11:31 AM
Supafly345 The transvestite was talking about himself, not women when he told you that.
Feb 19th, 2004 08:28 PM
Pee Wee Herman Chicks really dig scars around your asshole.
Feb 19th, 2004 08:23 PM
maggiekarp Am I the only one who would find a pogo accident scar kinda sexy?
Feb 19th, 2004 07:55 PM
Mr. Vagiclean i got a asphalt burn scar when my friend egged me on to skateboard down a long hot asphalt hill. They used me

Halfway down was windy and fun, but the thing started wobbling, rolled down the 3/4 of it like a tumbleweed, head over heel, ass over eyebrow, almost got hit by a car when i was stopping.

the shirt got burned by the friction, from the stomach area to the upper neck, and my left arm got scratched up real bad... it healed up but now its abit dark now there
Feb 19th, 2004 07:26 PM
HickMan I have 2 scars on my chest. It looks a lot better when you have BULGING PECKS.
Feb 19th, 2004 07:14 PM
jin Large enough to start a thread over? :?
Feb 19th, 2004 07:06 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman
Sure it is, Scar.
Let me ask you: how big do you think a scar from chicken pox could be?
Feb 19th, 2004 06:57 PM
Pee Wee Herman Sure it is, Scar.
Feb 19th, 2004 06:45 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman
So you are an ugly shit! Do your nonexistent friends refer to you as "Scar?"
It isn't like that. The one that looks like it comes from a knife isn't very big, it just looks like it was made by a slash to the face. The one that is discolored wouldn't even be noticeable if it weren't for it's discoloration. It's half the size of a dime, for cripe's sake.
Feb 19th, 2004 06:43 PM
Royal Tenenbaum He probably has SCABS too.
Feb 19th, 2004 05:57 PM
Pee Wee Herman So you are an ugly shit! Do your nonexistent friends refer to you as "Scar?"
Feb 19th, 2004 05:42 PM
The One and Only... I have a few scars on my face, but only two can be easily seen.

The first one looks like a minor knife wound. It runs along the side of my face, ending near my eye. I can't remember how I got it, though.

The other one is just ugly. It's a scar I got from my horrible case of chicken pox when I was young. It's a little discolored.
Feb 19th, 2004 12:01 PM
Dixie all of you, post your scars, i want to see the sexy men of i-mockery! no vasectomy scars though, they're a little grody.....
Feb 19th, 2004 11:46 AM
PonchtheJedi
Scars

I wish chicks dug scars. Since I'm kind of a dumbass, I have many. I have one above my left eye from where I walked into the middle of a baseball game my cousins were playing and got hit with a bat when I was like six - 13 stitches in that sucker. Then when I was in sixth grade I fell off of a skateboard and my teeth went through my lip and broke off on the pavement. Got 7 lip stitches for that sucker, plus a new set of front teeth. The only scars I have that aren't directly related to my overwhelming idiocy are a very small one where a kid stabbed with a pen in a fight in junior high, and these three big ass ones I have on my shoulder from a sparring match in my kung fu class. They are by far the biggest, but you can't see em when I'm clothed.
Feb 19th, 2004 06:21 AM
Comrade Rocket All my scars are battle scars...

I have scars all over my arms from when i was a cutter. I was fighting my inner demons

I have a scar on my left palm from where my friend stabbed me with his fingernails during a slapfight.

I have another scar on the back of my right arm from where RainbowBrite stabbed me with his toenail in the pool when we were doing waterfighting (its fun)

and i have a bunch of weird scars on my back from birth and i have no idea how i got them. I was fighting with... something... umm...
Feb 19th, 2004 06:16 AM
Supafly345 Especially acne scars. From their losing battle with puberty.
Feb 19th, 2004 01:12 AM
Dixie chicks DO dig battlescars
Feb 19th, 2004 01:06 AM
Ghost of Fraiser You mean your Rolling a Joint?
Feb 19th, 2004 12:31 AM
Esuohlim IF I WAS BOWLING AND THE BOWLING PINS WERE THIS THREAD AND THE BOWLING BALLS WERE EYES, THEN I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I WAS ROLLING EYES AT THIS THREAD.
Feb 19th, 2004 12:19 AM
Emu battle wounds from barfights, the chicks dig those
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