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Jul 22nd, 2005 01:52 AM
vampirekiss did i just see a picture of river phoenix [/center][/url]
Jul 11th, 2005 04:28 PM
kellychaos I used to have to use those brown, industrial-strength napkins to soak the grease off the top of cafeteria pizza in high school but it wasn't at the dork table. No sir!!
Jul 10th, 2005 07:39 AM
Supafly345 If you knew someone like him, then you would probably be sitting at the dork table at lunch. I am pretty sure I would never have even known this guy existed if he went to my school.
Jul 9th, 2005 09:01 PM
Zomboid Am I the only one surprised that OAO hasn't gotten the shit beaten out of him yet? Especially back when he gave us all a detailed log of how he essentially stalked girls? If I knew someone like him, I think I'd have to mess them up in the hopes that they'd get a better grasp on reality.
Jul 9th, 2005 03:07 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
And who are you?
Someone who's been around for about 2 years longer than you.
Jul 9th, 2005 02:31 PM
Supafly345 OMG noob
Jul 9th, 2005 01:27 PM
The One and Only... And who are you?
Jul 9th, 2005 12:05 PM
kellychaos I, for one, find your candor refreshing.
Jul 9th, 2005 11:20 AM
Tropical
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I think that the fact that there always seems to be a woman oogling me when I go out speaks for itself.
I dunno if the i-mockery community is all pc now and have to justify every single one of their opinion. But after the quote above, i've had it.

OAO i think you look retarded and ugly in every single one of your photos so far. Compared to captain bubba you are not buff at all

you are an arrogant cocksucker and u need a reality check.

you will not consider anything i type here seriously. for you are in denial
Jul 8th, 2005 10:04 AM
McClain I like to keep my thighs nice and skinny. Makes my balls look huge.
Jul 8th, 2005 09:29 AM
Dole If you can't even fucking spell 'ogle' chances are women aren't doing it at you!!!! Maybe they are staring in disbelief.
Jul 8th, 2005 01:51 AM
maggiekarp Wouldn't a stranger's advice on your looks be useful if you're considering modeling? It's not like the only people who see stuff like that are your mom and chicks who liked you.

Then again, common sense that is far too late and would have been ignored anyway by silly ideas like "I could be a model, but it's too much work. I'll just hump all these LADEZ (perhapes Lads? I see no eeeee sound!)"
Jul 8th, 2005 01:02 AM
DeadKennedys The biggest problem I see with you besides your appalling plainness is the idea you have that women fawn over you whenever you go outside. So, you can't be a model and you're a jackass. Not a good combination.
Jul 7th, 2005 07:37 PM
sadie googling eyes oogling.
Jul 7th, 2005 04:41 PM
kellychaos Negative attention is still attention, I suppose.

"Enter the tent ladies, and gentlemen. Enter this equisite exhibit and be the first on your block to see abnormally-sized forearm boy! Marvel at his unchanging countenance! Swoon at his massive forearms! Come one, come all to this marvel of genetic superiority. One dollar a ticket, please!"
Jul 7th, 2005 04:08 PM
Krythor
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I think that the fact that there always seems to be a woman oogling me when I go out speaks for itself.
I don't foresee this line being topped for hilarity by anybody any time soon.
Jul 7th, 2005 02:38 PM
Chojin Who in the fuck would 'oogle'-
Why do you even ask us if-
RRngh. Eerf. Engh.

That's it, my revenge will be archiving everything you've said here and showing it to you again in 5 years.
Jul 7th, 2005 01:52 PM
The One and Only... People, just let this thread die. I already got all the useful info I'd need; I know people in modelling who could give me advice as to go for it/not to go for it; and frankly, I think that the fact that there always seems to be a woman oogling me when I go out speaks for itself.

Can I be a model? Maybe not. I have a big feeling of "it's more trouble than it's worth" anyway. So long as I'm getting attention from teh ladez, I don't much care.
Jul 7th, 2005 08:22 AM
Geggy
Jul 7th, 2005 04:03 AM
Helm What IS THIS? A center for ANTS?!
Jul 7th, 2005 12:28 AM
Dr. Boogie Magnum!
Jul 6th, 2005 11:20 PM
McClain I can't help but want to call this dude Zoolander.
Jul 6th, 2005 09:40 PM
Dr. Boogie Perhaps your mom meant that you should become a hand model. Surely all that fencing has built up those hand muscles.




See, it would've been too easy to say that his hand muscles were built up through routinely massaging that massive member of his. I didn't go that route, though. Class.
Jul 6th, 2005 07:15 PM
PILLOWFIGHT try saying "New DVDS every week at everyday low prices"!
Jul 6th, 2005 06:16 PM
kellychaos CLICK! CLICK! BOOM!
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