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| Feb 22nd, 2003 07:02 AM | ||
| FS |
Employer: "Right son, I'm a busy man and I don't have a lot of time. Your Photoshop skills, SPEAK." Sketch33: "Well sir, I (poorly) applied a standard flame filter to this pict-" Employer: "By God, son! You're hired!" |
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| Feb 22nd, 2003 02:42 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
Sorry man, but i find naked cartoon women utterly repulsive. A woman's aesthetic beauty can only truly be captured via photograph, or realistic still-life painting. Though you may not mind drawing CARTOON BOOBIES  , some of us actually don't care for them.
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| Feb 21st, 2003 09:35 PM | ||
| James |
Look, I know whatever world you come from, the only opinions that matter are the ones that give you endless praise. But here on Earth, you need not be some sort of art warlord to know what it liked, and what needs to be worked on. So sorry to disappoint you, but I gave you constructive criticism. You don't like it, and you're having another hissy fit. This is getting incredibly old incredibly fast. If you can't handle the opinions of people who won't lick your ass, then don't post your art here. Go to some AOL chatroom, where people will be impressed by your ability to spell "you" correctly alone. I gave you suggestions on what I felt was wrong with the picture. You don't necessarily have to like them. But to say my opinion is wrong and doesn't matter based on the fact that I don't have a job, or I may or may not be able to do a better job is just asinine. Are you saying that all those people you apparently work for are qualified masters of art? If that were the case, they wouldn't need you. If anyone's opinion is "wrong," it's yours for thinking that there's some sort of requirement for honest and constructive criticism to be made. |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 09:18 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
You're absolutely right about the emoticons. They are a weakness of mine, as instead of opting to repeat myself on what a nightie-twisting weenie you are, I went with the emoticon I had made a year ago to sum it up. I will try to refrain from such serious visual abuses in the future. You do not work in graphic  design, at least, not for anyone  but your parents,  , because your skills barely rival that of  a 13-year-old girl I know who's been  working with the program for two weeks. I am not  making  that  up  .  . And furthermore  , you'd  use  programs  far better than  :P  Photoshop for sketch manipulation -  Illustrator or   PSP  .And what in the good graces of fuck is a 'babble boy?' 
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| Feb 21st, 2003 08:40 PM | ||
| Sketch33 |
Gee Jamesman. You sure know about my life. Actually, I can take useful criticism when it comes from a qualified source, like a client or an art director. Your comments weren't useful since I addressed each one. And you aren't qualified, as is proven by your current joblessness. But don't worry, you will get a sample of my graphic design abilities before too long. That is if I can tear myself away from you entertaining monkeys. And if you think my response was a tantrum, you must live in a very calm world. Oh, and Chojin, only fairy fucks who can't express themselves in words (like yourself and your circle of chronic mutual masturbators) use emoticons. They are a crutch for lame-ass babble boys with limited vocabularies. You know, guys like you. |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 07:29 PM | ||
| James |
Wow. I give an honest and constructive opinion on THIS PIECE, and you throw another fucking hissy fit. Listen, little boy, I figured I'd be nice and actually give you an opinion. And then I said to Chojin "I bet he throws a tantrum about it." And you did not disappoint. Good for you. So you go ahead and act like a 4 year old. You are clearly not a graphic designer, because to do art professionally would mean that you could handle comments that weren't filled to the brim with "OMG U R AN ARTIST!" Seriously, I could just see it now... SKETCH: Well, here's the logo I designed for your company's web page. BOSS GUY: Hmmm... It's good, but I don't particularly like the color scheme. SKETCH: You obviously don't know anything. If you've even bothered to track down my other work, you'd know that my color schemes are better than anything you can do. Speaking of doing, I did your mom last night. If you can't handle honest opinions, go back to being breast-fed, you fucking whiny little baby. |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 06:33 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
Your 'avatar' should be this emoticon: 
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| Feb 21st, 2003 06:25 PM | ||
| Sketch33 |
Jamesman: Nice observations for an unemployed teenaged person. A little off, but not your fault. You really don't have much to base it on. If you would have seen more of my drawings you would know I have no problem with drawing faces, I just liked how she looked without a mouth, and I liked the shapes that her hair made as it cut across her body. The yellow difference cloud actually compliments the yellow in her hair, and offers a decent contrast to the pink and red of her skin with the focal points being her boot and sythe. I balanced the curve of her sythe blade with her tail because I am a big Art Nouveau style. I am also a fan of Phil Foglio. Her arm isn't in an impossible position, but it may not be comfortable, I agree. As an aside, do you enjoy anime? If so, do you bitch constantly about how exaggerated and horrendous their body types are, and how they would look better if they were more realistic? I'm not claiming this is anime. I enjoy it, but don't want to do it. And you don't "see the point in nudity, for these piece"? I hope you get to experience wearing leather in hell sometime. What am I saying? That's your life every weekend at the leather bar. If you were actually observant, you would have pointed out the left leg. That's the part that I feel doesn't work at all. Thanks for the criticism you should have stated in the first place, instead of "The best part is how the waist is smaller than her neck. That's how Satan likes his minions." you silly tit. |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 06:07 PM | ||
| Sketch33 |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 05:04 PM | ||
| James |
To humor Girrvusensu, I'll give a real response to your drawing: The exaggerated body type is horrendous. This would have been better if she looked a little more realistic in shape. And speaking of body, the right arm/wrist doesn't look like a very comfortable position. I also don't see the point in nudity, for these piece, including what appears to be a hairless vagina and yellow nipples the size of dinner plates. Clothing her in some sort of leather slut demon armor would have given this more character. Also, covering half the face with hair and not adding a mouth seems like a cop-out. Som drawings, doing such a thing serves a purpose. But in this case, it just seems like you did it to prevent having to draw a face. Finally, I can understand the background filler. Black space is really nobody's friend. But a yellow and black Difference Clouds filter was not the way to go. Not necessarily the filter, but the colors are the problem. |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 04:54 PM | ||
| James |
Joke's on you. I AM unemployed. We can't all make a living drawing child pornography and doing bad photoshops for geocities websites, now can we? |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 04:44 PM | ||
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| Feb 21st, 2003 04:42 PM | ||
| Sketch33 |
Re: well... Quote:
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| Feb 21st, 2003 04:42 PM | ||
| Anonymous | Dude, we're i-cockers. That just exudes ownage. | |
| Feb 21st, 2003 04:29 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
You're not very clever 
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| Feb 21st, 2003 03:43 PM | ||
| Girrvusensu |
well... If you want serious comments instead of jobless 30 year old fucktards giving their 1 cent of their 2 cents total from their crackwhore handjob stand on the street.... www.velocityart.com Otherwise you'll only gonna hear bullshit comments from the i-cockers |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 03:11 PM | ||
| James |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 01:15 PM | ||
| Sketch33 | No, but she also isn't real. She's lines on paper and dots on a screen. She was drawn at a time when my tastes ran that way. I was more concrned about the flow of lines than the proportion of the anatomy. She was an experiment and I like the feel of the composition. There are things about it I would like to change, but nothing that really has to be changed. | |
| Feb 21st, 2003 01:08 PM | ||
| Helm | Your gal doesn't wear a corsette, however. | |
| Feb 21st, 2003 12:50 PM | ||
| Sketch33 |
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Oh yeah, and since you like those thin waists so much, here's a pic for you: "Cathie Jung waits to exhale at the Manhattan Vintage Clothing Show exhibition in New York. The Mystic, Conn., woman is the smallest-waisted person in the world (15 inches), according to Guinness. " - found on www.diepunyhumans.com |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 09:40 AM | ||
| James | The best part is how the waist is smaller than her neck. That's how Satan likes his minions. | |
| Feb 21st, 2003 09:21 AM | ||
| whoreable |
OMG ITS LIKE YOU SUCK AT ART, WITH SEXY RESULTS ________ Medical marijuana patient |
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| Feb 21st, 2003 05:16 AM | ||
| sadie |
all of the above
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| Feb 21st, 2003 01:12 AM | ||
| Les Waste |
Rygo made me LOL And Mockery made me LOL even more because he reminded me about Jixby's knife handle ass fight picture
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| Feb 20th, 2003 09:15 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
...Complete with 'clouds,' 'lens flare,' 'smudge tool,' and of course 'craquelure.' Great job!
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