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Jan 30th, 2004 09:49 PM
sadie she's really chained up in the closet, isn't she?
Jan 30th, 2004 02:53 PM
FartinMowler I didn't know what a feral kid was so I looked it up :/


Deprived of social contact
Children have been kept in confinement in cellars, dog kennels, pigsties and even hen houses. In these conditions of deprivation, they've been unable to experience normal influences during their formative years, with an often profound effect on their development.

Dog-children
Some of the children in this list did spend time in the company of animals, usually dogs but also pigs and hens. Sometimes this is because the children were confined in a kennel, yard or even apartment where the animals lived. However, it would be stretching a point to claim that the child was brought up by the animals
Jan 30th, 2004 02:38 PM
Pee Wee Herman The best thing about feral kids is that you can ignore them for a few days, thus giving you more free time.
Jan 30th, 2004 02:37 PM
mburbank Feral kids are the best kids
Jan 30th, 2004 11:14 AM
McClain To be honest, the baby isn't affected by my actions. She packed her shit a few days ago and we haven't seen her since. We found a trail of mustard-seedy-shit streaks on the pavement behind our patio, so we're thinking she's back there somewhere. I heard that babies can survive off of barbecue grease drippings for a few days? That and certain types of grass provide nutrition? Whatever she has to do, I'm sure she'll survive.
Jan 30th, 2004 09:09 AM
Cosmo Electrolux and has an anchor tattoo on it's little arm....
Jan 30th, 2004 09:02 AM
mburbank Mcclains baby smoke two packs a day
Jan 29th, 2004 06:48 PM
Mr. Vagiclean I am sure this board will help me ravage an addiction of anykind that i will come across. Too fucking addicting this is
Jan 29th, 2004 06:39 PM
sadie mcclain, what about the baby?
Jan 29th, 2004 05:07 PM
FartinMowler Ted-core is Rongi :/
Jan 29th, 2004 04:59 PM
ted-core
Re: ted-core

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Originally Posted by PonchtheJedi
Ted-core, your avatar is fanfuckingtastic.
muchos gracias.
Jan 29th, 2004 04:49 PM
FartinMowler I was getting chest pains so I quit. I don't have chest pains anymore so I guess that means I don't get to die of cancer...yet.
Jan 29th, 2004 04:46 PM
Pee Wee Herman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Robot
But the important thing is that he does not "do pot".
"DOING POT" IS A BIG NO NO!!!!
Jan 29th, 2004 04:43 PM
Evil Robot I know a guy who quit smoking pot. He now does H and C at the same time and has no money for a new car despite his high paying job. But the important thing is that he does not "do pot". He does however smoke cigarettes (after doing H and C).
Jan 29th, 2004 10:50 AM
mburbank You know who just quit smoking? David Koresh.

Seriously, he was on fire for a very long time.



He's been actively burning since that joke was topical. Hanukah only lasted eight days, Koresh burned for, what is this now, 2004? That's long time. I think his religous claims should be re-examined in the light of his not prepetual, but certainly long lasting flame.

On another front, I would totally read a gay sci fi novel with a monkey and a pony in it.
Jan 29th, 2004 10:44 AM
McClain How bizarre Georgy... I quit today, too. I tried yesterday, but someone gave me a cigarette and I didn’t say no.

I tried quitting about 7 months ago and I did a stellar job at first. I hadn't purchased a pack in quite some time and I managed to puff a grit only once in a great while. The craving for them had almost dwindled... Then I drove across country all by myself. Remember the scene in Casino when Sam Rothstein goes to meet Nicky Santoro in the desert and he's smoking a cigarette? Ever since I saw that movie I wanted to smoke a cigarette in the desert. So while I was driving south on the 15, about an hour outside of Vegas, I took a side road and drove for about 5 miles - far enough to get me away from the highway and any civilization. I got out of my truck, grabbed a cigarette and lit up. It was fucking amazing and it was everything I imagined it would be.

Since then my smoking increased and I've decided I need to quit again. It's definitely harder this time.
Jan 29th, 2004 09:21 AM
PonchtheJedi
ted-core

Ted-core, your avatar is fanfuckingtastic.
Jan 29th, 2004 08:16 AM
Cosmo Electrolux keep it up George. I quit smoking 6 years ago....if I can do it, anyone can.
Jan 29th, 2004 01:17 AM
sadie i'm going to type this out just for you, george. i started reading welcome to the monkey house, kurt vonnegut's collection of short stories (1968), today. this is from the preface. i quit smoking a couple months ago.

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My sister smoked too much. My father smoked too much. My mother smoked too much. I smoke too much. My brother used to smoke too much, and then he gave it up, which was a miracle on the order of the loaves and fishes.

And one time a pretty girl came up to me at a cocktail party, and she asked me, "What are you doing these days?"

"I am committing suicide by cigarette," I replied.

She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn't. I thought it was hideous that I should scorn life that much, sucking away on cancer sticks. My brand is Pall Mall. The authentic suicides ask for Pall Malls. The dilettantes ask for Pell Mells.

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
Jan 28th, 2004 10:34 PM
george armalites, ray guns are for my gay sci fi sex novel "homo space captain david"
Jan 28th, 2004 10:32 PM
ted-core this pony... will it have any kind of magical powers... like, oh I dunno lazer eyes or fire breath or something? Because that would be pretty cool.
Jan 28th, 2004 10:31 PM
Pee Wee Herman Are the monkeys shooting ray guns?
Jan 28th, 2004 10:30 PM
george sure.

and there will be a monkey and a pony. cause nothing says sexy young girls like a pony, and monkeys CAN shoot guns.
Jan 28th, 2004 10:26 PM
Pee Wee Herman Does the novel involve anal sex with prositutes, and the killing the prositutes?
Jan 28th, 2004 10:26 PM
Immortal Goat I'd buy it.
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