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Apr 11th, 2004 12:21 PM
Anonymous It's weird. Because I know Mike is retarded, but his avatar keeps making me think otherwise.
Apr 11th, 2004 12:05 PM
Schimid Wow.
Apr 11th, 2004 05:27 AM
Gurlugon
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Originally Posted by McClain
Now be the bigger person and just shut the fuck up.
Apr 11th, 2004 05:25 AM
Mike
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Originally Posted by McClain
Mike, Mike, Mike... You could have done a service to yourself by not responding to my post.
A service to myself? What gave you the impression I wasn't enjoying this? It's very amusing.

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"Day 625: Mike says that I'm not funny. "Mike who?" you ask? Beats the fuck out of me.
Unlike the pathetic newbies that crawl in here nowadays, I am not pining away and praying for popularity. Think whatever you want about me or don't even remember me. I don't care.

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Why did it take someone as stupid as you to sedate a farcical thread? I'll tell you why; because you're impared. Now be the bigger person and just shut the fuck up.
I'm not stupid. At least I can spell "impaired". Next time realize that when you attempt to insult people it's a good idea to avoid irony in the important words. Idiot.
Apr 11th, 2004 12:51 AM
ProfessorCool Now Mike is going to SO use that against you.
Apr 11th, 2004 12:42 AM
McClain I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I'd rather you hear it from me than anyone else. Now go lick yourself. I'll be in the corner "watching."
Apr 10th, 2004 11:06 PM
Supafly345 I-It doesn't exist? You really had me going man- I was all prepared to donate $2000 so I could bribe an admin spot on the board and share in the elite privledges that this post provided.
Boy, you can just lick me, because I'm a sucker.
Apr 10th, 2004 10:14 PM
McClain Mike, Mike, Mike... You could have done a service to yourself by not responding to my post.

WAIT A MINUTE! FartinMowler is a better mocker than me? OMG !! How prophetic! I'd take that for the gospel if I thought you had your finger on the pulse of the collective forum opinion as opposed to being in your asshole. Let me chart this down in my I-Mockery Forum Log; "Day 625: Mike says that I'm not funny. "Mike who?" you ask? Beats the fuck out of me. I'd ask someone else who he is but I'm afraid I'd get the same response."

Seriously. Everyone knows there is no such thing as my secret post. Why did it take someone as stupid as you to sedate a farcical thread? I'll tell you why; because you're impared. Now be the bigger person and just shut the fuck up.
Apr 10th, 2004 06:25 PM
ProfessorCool
Apr 10th, 2004 05:25 PM
Mike
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recite the line about Mike crying while giving his leper landlord a rim-job?
Were you just trying to think of a funny/crazy thing to say? That's just sad. That's more retarded than some of the silly crap I said when I first got to these forums. Even FartinMowler is a better mocker than you. In case you didn't grasp the concept of my first post in this thread, I couldn't care less about this so-called "post", but if I turn out to be a regular character in any future "funny posts" of yours, then I hope you have an amusing time.

Cheers, asshole.
Apr 10th, 2004 12:05 AM
ProfessorCool hey eggyolk tell me what is going on in this picture?
Apr 9th, 2004 11:44 PM
eggyolk when will the slams stop
Apr 9th, 2004 11:19 PM
McClain
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
Mike won't respect you McClain, unless you have a postcount of at least 1500.
I think you're right... Hey, look! Milhouse has a few I can borrow.

Want to know something even more funny than all of this? Mike is the main character of my secret post. Him being a dumbass makes me think he saw our story and is upset because I portrayed him as a dumbass who was always upset.

How about someone who can see the post recite the line about Mike crying while giving his leper landlord a rim-job?
Apr 9th, 2004 10:48 PM
Esuohlim Postcounts are for nerds
Apr 9th, 2004 10:46 PM
Supafly345 Mike won't respect you McClain, unless you have a postcount of at least 1500.
Apr 9th, 2004 09:26 PM
ProfessorCool At my board we use to have secret admin only chats too

of course al those were just me and ROngi call capn crunch a fag.
Apr 9th, 2004 08:45 PM
McClain Dear Mike,
Thank you for informing me that I have to try hard to be funny. I'm glad you told me because otherwise I would have gone my entire life thinking it was as easy for me to be funny as it is for you to be a tight-ass dipshit who can't seem to understand irony.

And yes, let the oldsters have their fun; teh_ones who have been around long enough to see blowhards jump in to the boards posting, emulate the newest craze in lowest common denominator humor, ruin a somewhat intellectual forum with retarded quotes from some shitty yatta flash movie.

teh_mastar! OMG FAGGORT har har. I HEART COLIN MOCKERY.

Sincerely,
McClain
Apr 9th, 2004 10:09 AM
teh_mastar! C'mon Mike, let the oldsters have their fun.
Apr 9th, 2004 01:08 AM
Black Flag he's got you there!
Apr 9th, 2004 01:05 AM
Mike Oh but you do, and I'm not a witless twat. Sorry man.
Apr 9th, 2004 01:00 AM
McClain
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Originally Posted by Mike
I'm not funny either but I don't try hard like you.
1) You're right about you not being funny. That will probably be the only time I'll agree with you unless you decide to unveil the fact that you're a witless twat.
2) I don't have to try hard. That's the beauty of it.
Apr 9th, 2004 12:33 AM
Mike Ehh...nevermind. I'm sure you'll get funnier when your primary duty in life isn't staying up all night changing poopy diapers.
Apr 9th, 2004 12:13 AM
Mike Really? Let's see what it says. "Funnier Than You".

You're funny? Whatever jackass. I'm not funny either but I don't try hard like you.
Apr 8th, 2004 10:19 PM
McClain
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Originally Posted by Mike
I want to see this post like I want to find out Condoleezza Rice's favorite brand of xerox paper. The suspense is killing me. It's like gagging me with a spoon.
Read my title. It applies directly to you.
Apr 8th, 2004 05:35 PM
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