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Mar 13th, 2006 06:34 PM
Terra Just let her pick out your super hero colors. Girls have a better sense of that. Like she can tell if your a soft summer or a cool winter. Once she becomes involved in your superherohood, she'll stand behind you all the way.

Don't forget to pick out colors for the superhero baby nursery too. She'll really hang around you if you talk that crap. Skinny or not, if you talk about superhero babies, you can tap her at will and she'll keep coming back for more. You can drag this out for years or at least until you get your driver's license for your superhero Ford Pinto.
Mar 13th, 2006 06:28 PM
Moobs Thanks for the advice terra!

I'm gonna go dress up as the tick right now Ladeez here I come.
Mar 13th, 2006 06:25 PM
Johnny Couth God damn it, she's deffinatly gonna leave my skinny, non-super ass.
Mar 13th, 2006 06:23 PM
Terra Just saying was all. G/f's are all about that shit.
Mar 13th, 2006 06:19 PM
Johnny Couth
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Originally Posted by Terra
Does your g/f like you like that? I'll bet she would like to have a super action hero and is just waiting for you to pick out your cape and tights.
Oh fuck, you're probably right. How could I have missed all the signs? They are so obvious now.
Mar 13th, 2006 06:04 PM
Terra Does your g/f like you like that? I'll bet she would like to have a super action hero and is just waiting for you to pick out your cape and tights.
Mar 13th, 2006 04:18 PM
Johnny Couth
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Originally Posted by Rongi
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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
underweight.
what are you, an aspiring model? eat something you little girl
I eat all the time, I am just a 15 year old so my metabolism is high.

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Originally Posted by kahljorn
"I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight."

Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy. If that were the case the olympics would be filled with annorexics and bulemics, and instead of throwing javelins they'd be throwing their breakfast of methamphetmines and watermelon.
Conversly, being fat doesn't necessarily mean you are unhealthy.
We were talking about obeseity, I'll admit that I'm not healthy or fit.
Mar 13th, 2006 12:55 PM
kahljorn "I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight."

Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy. If that were the case the olympics would be filled with annorexics and bulemics, and instead of throwing javelins they'd be throwing their breakfast of methamphetmines and watermelon.
Conversly, being fat doesn't necessarily mean you are unhealthy.
Mar 12th, 2006 08:57 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by Johnny Couth
underweight.
what are you, an aspiring model? eat something you little girl
Mar 12th, 2006 08:55 PM
Studio8 oh
Mar 12th, 2006 07:33 PM
Johnny Couth
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Originally Posted by Rongi
supposedly, soda is the leading cause of obesity in america.
I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight. Apathy is the leading cause of obesity in America.
Mar 12th, 2006 03:28 PM
Staxeon Yay! Lets have a diet drink with an artificial sweetener that will give me cancer, and still eat the double big mac and supersize fries cuz I'm a retard.

Soda's not the leading cause of obesity in america, Oprah is the leading cause of obesity in America. Ppl sit on their couches doing nothing but watching other's lifechanging stories, like that somehow will turn their 500 lbs of life around.
Mar 12th, 2006 02:27 PM
Rongi supposedly, soda is the leading cause of obesity in america.
Mar 12th, 2006 01:54 AM
Supafly345 If you go to sleep with it in your mouth. Its worse for your stomach.
Mar 11th, 2006 11:47 PM
Terra I won't drink soft drinks. They rot out teeth.
Mar 11th, 2006 11:26 PM
Supafly345 I like both but can't drink 'em.
Mar 11th, 2006 11:19 PM
Geggy
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Originally Posted by sadie
all diet drinks suck.
You wouldn't know what suck is until you've tried diet mountain dew.

Worst. Drink. Ever.
Mar 11th, 2006 06:36 PM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by Seven Force
I agree. What good is a diet drink anyway? If you're on a diet don't drink soda.
I don't drink diet coke because i'm worried about getting fat(er). I drink it because regular coke tastes rubbish.
Mar 11th, 2006 01:23 PM
Johnny Couth
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I don't know his name, what do I look like some kind of SNL nerd
The fact that he hosted SNL half a dozen times is irrelevant to the fact that he is, in my opinion, one of the best actors alive today. He's had a lot of forgettable parts in a lot of films, but he's had some absolutely brilliant parts in many films.

Go watch (sorted in order from YOU MUST!!! to if you get the chance, you might as well):
The Deer Hunter (1978)
The Dead Zone (1983)
Blast from the Past (1999)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Suicide Kings (1997)

and then just for shits and grins, try to dig up a copy of Fatboy Slim's 2001 music video "Weapon Of Choice." i'm sure you can find it on p2p somewhere.

Then come back and tell me you think being some sort of SNL geek is the only reason to know the man's name. There's a pretty good reason he's hosted that show 6 times since 1990.
Don't forget Pulp Fiction.
Mar 11th, 2006 12:24 PM
Seven Force I agree. What good is a diet drink anyway? If you're on a diet don't drink soda.

I know what you're going to say "what about diabetics?"

What about 'em?
Mar 11th, 2006 11:46 AM
sadie all diet drinks suck.
Mar 11th, 2006 11:05 AM
Chojin Pepsi is sweeter, coke has more BODY. Diet pepsi is way better than diet coke for that reason.
Mar 11th, 2006 09:30 AM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by Command Prompt
Speaking of SNL, that new pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallon makes me, fuck, I don't even know any more.

Seriously, why the fuck bother? Why do they go to these lengths? Have you EVER been at a resteraunt and ordered a coke and they replied "is pepsi alright?" and you went, WELL FUCK YOU! NO ITS NOT! 5 star resteraunt MY ASS, I can't even get A FUCKING PEPSI with my meal! and stormed out? No, you havn't cause THERES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE and if you think there is...kill yourself. Why? Because you're obviously a fucking zombie and if movies have taught me anything, the only good zombie is a dead one. How do you kill something thats all ready dead? With a fucking headshot.
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I dont like diet pepsi as much as diet coke, does that count?
Mar 11th, 2006 08:00 AM
GADZOOKS Talk about a mindless rant.
Mar 11th, 2006 07:01 AM
Command Prompt Speaking of SNL, that new pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallon makes me, fuck, I don't even know any more.

Seriously, why the fuck bother? Why do they go to these lengths? Have you EVER been at a resteraunt and ordered a coke and they replied "is pepsi alright?" and you went, WELL FUCK YOU! NO ITS NOT! 5 star resteraunt MY ASS, I can't even get A FUCKING PEPSI with my meal! and stormed out? No, you havn't cause THERES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE and if you think there is...kill yourself. Why? Because you're obviously a fucking zombie and if movies have taught me anything, the only good zombie is a dead one. How do you kill something thats all ready dead? With a fucking headshot.
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