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Apr 1st, 2004 06:18 PM
Ghost of Fraiser
Apr 1st, 2004 06:10 PM
The Retro Kat
Mar 31st, 2004 05:36 PM
ProfessorCool


Hey GUYS, Im hosting that guys dont waste the bandwith
Mar 31st, 2004 04:06 PM
Matt Harty
Mar 31st, 2004 11:20 AM
rainbowbrite Original
Mar 30th, 2004 11:07 PM
The Retro Kat
Mar 30th, 2004 10:22 PM
Cap'n Crunch
Mar 30th, 2004 08:38 PM
Ghost of Fraiser I bet you never ate a tangerine in your life, bitch
Mar 30th, 2004 08:26 PM
Cap'n Crunch My jokes are thrown out like an old moldy bag of tangerines. :UHF
Mar 30th, 2004 07:43 PM
Helm Now that was the funniest thing I've read in a long while.
Mar 29th, 2004 10:26 PM
executioneer anal sex can get a girl pregnant if you shit the sperm out of your ass into a girls vagine

-willie
Mar 29th, 2004 04:59 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
. it varies from boy to boy.
Just how large was the sample set for this experiment?

And OAO, you just gave me a horrible mental visual of a guy filling up a plastic squirt gun with man gravy. In the future ... STOP THAT!
Mar 29th, 2004 03:43 PM
ProfessorCool Is that ivory tower you live on, OAO, made out of your jizzums?
Mar 29th, 2004 03:07 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
I HOPE IT WAS WITH A GUN.
That was seriously the funniest thing I've read on here in a while.
Mar 28th, 2004 10:38 PM
maggiekarp A friend of mine said it tasted salty.

A woman on the internet said it tasted like Jolly Ranchers.

Haven't tried it yet, and probably not anytime soon :/ If I had a penis, I could find out right now.



Also: If you look at a girl long enough, she will get pregnant. Even if you aren't male
Mar 28th, 2004 08:58 PM
Cap'n Crunch MY GOD THAT IS AMUSING. I HOPE IT WAS WITH A GUN.
Mar 28th, 2004 08:38 PM
The One and Only... The amusing thing is I've shot myself in the chin twice in the past three days.

And :OAO should be a gif.
Mar 28th, 2004 05:29 PM
Pub Lover Even if you keep it in the fridge, it still breaks down into that stinky yellow stuff after only a couple of days. :/

& Mike P, saying you don't know what cum tastes like is just tellingthe rest of us that your cock is too small to reach your mouth. :OAO
Mar 28th, 2004 05:20 PM
AChimp I heard of a guy in high school who kept his jizz in a bottle because he wanted to see how long it would take to fill it up. What a freak, eh? I just do the jizzmath.
Mar 28th, 2004 03:32 PM
ziggytrix actually, it's just a chronic masturbator who developed a taste for his own semen. keeps jars of the stuff in his frigde doncha know.
Mar 28th, 2004 12:32 PM
Esuohlim I think there's some page on the Internet where some slut lists like 4000 foods and what the semen tastes like after each consumption.

The guy she performed the experiment on must be the happiest man in the world.
Mar 28th, 2004 11:53 AM
Helm
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it varies from boy to boy.
And wait 'till you taste some REAL MEN!

zing.
Mar 28th, 2004 11:48 AM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by Terra
If a guy I was going with ate broccoli a few hours before, I won't blow him.
Yes you would.
Point taken.

But he's still going to have to eat a shitload of mints first.
Mar 28th, 2004 11:02 AM
Schimid

I remember reading that it won't be as salty if you drink orange juice often.
Mar 28th, 2004 10:38 AM
Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by Terra
If a guy I was going with ate broccoli a few hours before, I won't blow him.
Yes you would.
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