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| Sep 21st, 2004 08:38 PM | |||
| Captain Goodtimes |
 In case you can't read, faggot. |
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| Sep 21st, 2004 07:40 PM | |||
| EisigerBiskuit |
Morgan Collin & Gilbert I laugh everytime I hear, "When your family gets in a car accident, it can send their life into a tailspin..." |
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| Sep 21st, 2004 06:53 PM | |||
| PSYCHOMAN! |
Edgar Snyder is a legend in my neck of the woods. This guy comes off as grandfatherly figure, the kindly old man who gives you advice when you're down on your luck. I wish he were my father. Remember, no fee unless we get money for YOU! www.edgarsnyder.com[/img] |
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| Sep 2nd, 2004 09:56 PM | |||
| Zebra 3 |
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 - I had at one time a Rochester TV station who showed "The Hammer"'s commercials. A judge nailed him a couple of years ago for $1.9M on a legal-malpractice case (story: June 17-18)
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| Aug 30th, 2004 11:48 PM | |||
| ArrowX |
Birdman sells car insurance 
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| Aug 30th, 2004 11:43 PM | |||
| Captain Goodtimes |
HOLY SHIT, MILHOUSE  The worse are Car Insurance, anyone from Illinois know the horrors of the eagle man comercials. |
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| Aug 30th, 2004 07:36 PM | |||
| Esuohlim |
What are you laughing at, ******? 
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| Aug 29th, 2004 08:18 PM | |||
| ArrowX |
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| Aug 29th, 2004 08:14 PM | |||
| Jixby Phillips | In Redding California there was Max G. Arnold, who had some kind of accent, austrailian or new zealand or something. His commercials usually were like bad comedy skits using his kids. One had his son and daughter as a romantic couple, and the boyfriend showed his date his (non-metaphorical) snake. He leaves the room after telling her its "very friendly." when he comes back, the snake is like, on her. And shes like "HELP HELP!" and hes like "DARLING! ARE YOU OKAY?" and shes like "I sure am, MAX G. ARNOLD IS MY LAWYER." So I guess Max G. Arnold beleives in suing your incestous romantic interest over being touched by a snake instead of sitting down and talking things over. | ||
| Aug 29th, 2004 07:05 PM | |||
| ArrowX |
I get the Hammer Shapiro commercials. Also I get one that has Those masks made of china where ones smiling and ones frowning and the hit the ground in slow mo while the promoters talking. It's freaky. |
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| Aug 29th, 2004 06:41 PM | |||
| AChimp |
Canadian lawyers don't advertise, so we have to switch to FOX to see Shapiro. 
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| Aug 29th, 2004 05:39 PM | |||
| Zbu Manowar |
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| Aug 29th, 2004 12:09 PM | |||
| ABSeNCe | "Better Get Blum!" | ||
| Aug 29th, 2004 09:43 AM | |||
| Miss Modular | We have Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro. Come to him, and he'll settle the score! | ||
| Aug 29th, 2004 02:43 AM | |||
| executioneer |
are you telling me what commercials are on in my state zbu manowar
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| Aug 29th, 2004 02:04 AM | |||
| Zbu Manowar |
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| Aug 29th, 2004 01:47 AM | |||
| Matt Harty |
Have you been exposed to asbestos recently? If so, please call _____ at _____, we can help. Have you taken medication which contains _______ within the past ____ years? If so, ______ can help. Have you _______ with a ______ around _____ over the past ____ years while ______ in a car on a _____ road. If so _____ us or _____ us now, ___ can help. Stuff like that, names vary. |
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| Aug 29th, 2004 01:05 AM | |||
| Zebra 3 |
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- Bet on Robert "You Mean Business!" Vaughn. He had a recurring role in 1986-87 as a general.Quote:
- Hmm, tough to say really. He's a working actor, but for one reason(s) or the other he's been pimping these ambulance chasers for sometime now. I remember the first time I saw him in an ad, his "You mean business!" was so over-the-top and coupled with the poor dubbing to insert the law firm's name and phone number, it was, well something else.
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| Aug 29th, 2004 12:45 AM | |||
| executioneer |
theres a guy who does a lot of really shitty parodies of stuff like one time he did a eminem parody and one time he did a sopranos parody and another time he did a fake gameshow w/ saddam hussein and osama bin alden and osama had a big rock fall on him  and in all of the commercials they say "REMEMBER TO HONK WHEN YOU DRIVE BY VERN FONK"
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| Aug 29th, 2004 12:25 AM | |||
| Esuohlim |
1-800-CALL-SAM AND LARRY CORN AND LEONARD CRABS J/K
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| Aug 28th, 2004 10:16 PM | |||
| Zbu Manowar |
- I get a Detroit station and seen Vaughn pimping that ambulance chaser Sam Bernstein. Quote:
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| Aug 28th, 2004 09:31 PM | |||
| huond |
theres this guy with these awful animated commercials. my favorite one is this voice-over guy saying "ever think your doctor is just a mouthpiece blah blah blah. well maybe he is??" and then it shows a dummy doctor on the lap of this guy witha cigar in his mouth saying in this high pitched voice "BACK TO WORK! BACK TO WORK! NO BENEFITS! NO BENEFITS!" then it cuts to the guy on a construction site saying "im Chadwick Lee and all i do i help injured workers" or something another one is one theyve shown since i moved here in 1990. its a close up of a phone and this womans jaw talking. shes talking about her son getting in troubel and she doesnt know what to do then she goes "OH YOU DO KNOW BETTY BLACKWELL??" |
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| Aug 28th, 2004 08:46 PM | |||
| Zebra 3 |
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- I get a Detroit station and seen Vaughn pimping that ambulance chaser Sam Bernstein.Quote:
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| Aug 28th, 2004 08:11 PM | |||
| Jixby Phillips | Dirk Benedict I bet | ||
| Aug 28th, 2004 07:45 PM | |||
| HickMan |
Some actor from the A Team is in the commercials for the lawyers around here . I forget his name. But I always remember the number of the law office . 1800-WIN-WIN-1
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