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Dec 30th, 2003 12:50 PM
Marilyn666
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Marilyn666
No, it's actually just something I quoted of an anime show. And how the fuck am I a ho Misfit?
She was just saying hello in Shakespearian.
No, she said " Marilyn is a ho".
Dec 30th, 2003 06:34 AM
Poxpower I never believed/worshipped Santa, but I thought I was an alien until the age of like 7.
Dec 30th, 2003 02:55 AM
DamnthatDavid
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I THINK DAVIE IS A LITTLE OUT OF HIS LEAUGE, GUYS.
Allow me to lower myself to your level.

I IS COOL!!! YOU ALL SUCK, NOW SUCK MY DICK
Dec 29th, 2003 09:10 PM
camacazio I figured it out around 8 years old and told my parents that I knew. I wasn't going to sink to their level and hide the truth.
Dec 29th, 2003 07:19 PM
Gurlugon My Santa had the same penmanship as my mom: All letters capitalized, with the exception of the occasional lower-cased vowel. :/
Dec 29th, 2003 07:00 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Marilyn666
No, it's actually just something I quoted of an anime show. And how the fuck am I a ho Misfit?
She was just saying hello in Shakespearian.
Dec 29th, 2003 02:00 PM
Spectre X
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You ruined their christmas.
No, it's called Sinterklaas here and it's on the 5th instead of the 25th.

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I was in that class
No, because you're not Dutch.
Dec 29th, 2003 01:35 PM
Lenor I learned at a really young age, my parents got divorced after being married for 10 years and then they planned on having me, and started fighting, and when i was about one, they got divorced. So Since my mom was a 'stay at home housewife' and didnt have any expierience, because my dad had a great job and thats how they were brought up. Well anyways when I was about 4 I asked my mom how come santa always brings more presents to dads house than to ours. And she told me that Santa isnt real. I was a pretty smart kid and figured out that Santa was made up to make little kids behave or else they would'nt get any presents. My dad never found out until I was 12 that my mom had allready told me, and sat me down one day to have the 'talk', it ended up pretty funny cause the first line he said was 'Has your mother ever talked to you about why guys pee standing up?' and I started laughing so hard that I told him we had allready learned all that in school 2 years ago and that he might wanna notice a little more. I walked away laughing, and from then on he didnt know what to say to me or how to act around me, especially since I had allready started my period when I was 11.

moral of the story: Divoced parents need to communicate more! Cause mine sure started after that whole thing.
Dec 29th, 2003 12:57 PM
AChimp My grandma told me that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy weren't real when I was five. I wasn't really shocked because I was kinda tipped off by yanking the fake beard of the mall Santa half off the previous year. Then I told my brother who was two years younger than me.

It took my parents a few years to realize we didn't believe anymore, because I still got presents marked "From Santa." They still did the whole "money for teeth" thing, though, since that's such a sweet deal for kids.
Dec 29th, 2003 10:39 AM
Gurlugon Stalking.
Dec 29th, 2003 10:35 AM
Marilyn666
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Originally Posted by MK IV
You better Watch out
He sees you when your sleepin'
he knows when your awake,
he knows if you been bad or good
so be good for goodness sake
That song means that Santa is stocking you.
Dec 24th, 2003 01:41 PM
Matt Harty I was in that class
Dec 24th, 2003 01:40 PM
liquidstatik You ruined their christmas.
Dec 24th, 2003 01:34 PM
Spectre X I was almost still in kindergarten when I learned that the Dutch equivalent of Santa didn't exist. I got my parents in trouble because the teachers wanted to know why I was telling all the other kids who still believed that he wasn't real.
Dec 24th, 2003 01:19 PM
liquidstatik OMG WUT SI TEH ANIME TAHT TAKLS ABOUTZ NO SANTA!? :O
Dec 24th, 2003 01:13 PM
executioneer you shouldn't knee your parents l

-willie
Dec 24th, 2003 12:43 PM
Marilyn666
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
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Originally Posted by Marilyn666
I never really beleived in santa, besides you can never trust your parents. You don't kneed them. Humans are connected to no one.
I bet your parents love you and your hurting their feelings by neglecting them.
No, it's actually just something I quoted of an anime show. And how the fuck am I a ho Misfit?
Dec 23rd, 2003 02:49 PM
HickMan I THINK DAVIE IS A LITTLE OUT OF HIS LEAUGE, GUYS.
Dec 23rd, 2003 02:42 PM
JenMacca My parents must of thought I was really fucking stupid because they didn't tell me Santa wasn't real until I was almost 11. Even though I'd long since had figured out he wasn't real anyway. We went over to my grandpa's house every year on Christmas, and he'd dress up as Santa, and when I was 3 (yes, THREE) I went "Dat's not Santa, dat's Papa in red clothes!" and my grandma was like "Oh of course it's Santa honey, why would you say something like that?" "Nuh-uh!! It SMELLS like Papa!!" (cos he always wore this very distinctive cologne)....I don't remember saying all that, but my dad videotaped this all and I've had to watch it, along with every other year's christmas home videos, with the family each year....:-p

Yet.....they waited till I was nearly 11 to tell me Santa wasn't real, but they told me right off the bat that the Tooth Fairy wasn't..... :/
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:57 PM
MK IV Why doe's santa have 3 gardens ?

So he can HO ! HO ! HO!
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:51 PM
executioneer QUICK SOMEONE MAKE A JOKE ABOUTY HOW SANTA IS LIKE JOHN ASCHROFT

-willie
Dec 22nd, 2003 04:14 AM
MK IV You better Watch out
you better not cry,
you better not pout i'm tellin' you why,

Santa Claus is coming to town,
Santa Claus is coming to town,
Santa Claus is coming to town,

He's making a list checkin it twice,
he's gonna find out whos naughty or nice,

Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town,
Santa Claus is coming to town,

He sees you when your sleepin'
he knows when your awake,
he knows if you been bad or good
so be good for goodness sake

You better Watch out
you better not cry,
you better not pout i'm tellin' you why,

Santa Claus is coming to town,
Santa Claus is coming to town,
Santa Claus is coming to town,


the kids and girls in boyland will have what you believe
there gonna build a toy land all around
the christmas tree.

You better watch out you better
not cry you better not pout i'm tellin' you why

Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming
Santa Claus is coming
he's coming to town
Dec 22nd, 2003 03:13 AM
ziggytrix i don't remember, but i think it was around that time that i started to justify lying to them...
Dec 21st, 2003 10:19 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck Your parents are working for the military-industrial complex.
Dec 21st, 2003 07:44 PM
EverythingWillSuck i never believed in santa
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