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| Sep 25th, 2003 11:27 AM | ||
| kellychaos | Chicken Soup For The Conseervative Soul | |
| Sep 25th, 2003 11:21 AM | ||
| mburbank |
1.) Yeah, I think they're kind of funny, Janis. That's why I do 'em. If your ten year old offspring is funnier than you, how is that my problem? 2.) Thank you for admitting you're predictable. The first step is accepting you have a problem. 3.) What's that? You're lazy and incompetant and you can't follow through on anything? Gol, who'll 'tell it like it i now', quitter? Well, I'm just glad you find I-mockery worth the ffort you put into it. |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 11:05 AM | ||
| Zhukov |
a) Predictably idiotic. a) You are a funny guy. Oh, I forgot: To boot. |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 10:57 AM | ||
| VinceZeb |
1). Do you think your little names are actually funny? Christ, my 10 year old nephew could think of something better. 2). I like being predictable. But it is amazing how much time you focus on me. 3). It isn't worth the effort I put in, so I left it alone. |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 10:50 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
Sthimple as that. Bar none. I need to practice my imitations. They're not expectorily sound yet. |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 10:41 AM | ||
| Zhukov |
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My imitations or those from the Vincinator? I admit they aren't solid gold standards. |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 10:35 AM | ||
| mburbank |
Three quick points: 1.) Remedial English classes teach grammar as well. I think, however, you will also need cognitive tutoring, as a mere lack of grammatical knowledge doesn't begin to explain your scattered thought process, and the difficulties you find communicating clearly. You might need remedial irony classes as well, so you wouldn't post something like your first point, little Billy Glass House. 2.) It isn't joke. It's a demonstration. It inlcuded jokes, but the main point was to demonstrate how easily you're deconstructed. Congratulations on your response, however, which was a rare departure from form for you, and encouraging. Here, have a herring. 3.) How's your site, going, Luanne? |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 10:22 AM | ||
| VinceZeb |
Two quick points: 1) There are remedial English classes out there. I suggest this board as a group should take one. The spelling on this shitstain is horrible. 2) Max, if you have to explain the joke, it isn't funny. I figured such a seasoned "comedic" writer would understand that rule. |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 10:18 AM | ||
| mburbank |
Zhukov is merely demonstrating how easy it is to immitate Vinth, which underlines my earlier point; there is virtually no way to distinguish between Vinth and a Vinth immitator. Which makes the actual Vinth redundant and uneccesary. I'll anticipate his next inane point, which would be that we, 'liberals' are equally preicatble. He would then offer some bizarre lame parody of liberalism, possibly including the phrase 'wah wah wah'. I just want to say that his immitations are tgo the real thing what Halloween superhero costumes of the seventies were to the actual designs. ie, the comic book hulk did not have a picture of himself and the words "The Hulk" written on his chest. |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 08:27 AM | ||
| Zhukov | Wait, you spray peopel tthat you agree with now? | |
| Sep 25th, 2003 08:00 AM | ||
| VinceZeb |
Even though we got back our right to carry here in MO, I would not shoot someone I disagree with. That is an idiotic use of a firearm. And Bennett, no one is going to metion your name and the word clever in a sentence, unless it is seperated by the words "ain't" or "isn't" |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 07:17 AM | ||
| Dole |
The pair of you (Zhukov & Vinthththth) should be shot for crimes against the English language. "If this was the real world, Vince would spray you down just like that." -pertinent point. You two should make a visit to the real world soon as you obviously don't live there. |
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| Sep 25th, 2003 12:11 AM | ||
| Zhukov | Hey, "buddy", leave Vince alone now. Maybe you should think about waht oyu say before you say it. Vince has a penis of much greater girth than you and he is also much better prepeared for phsical engagement to boot. | |
| Sep 24th, 2003 11:36 PM | ||
| Buffalo Tom |
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Hey, I thought the Kid's Club was for kids, not infants. How'd Vivian become a member? I mean, he might not be an infant physically, but, mentally, I don't know. It's still up in the air - the same hot air that Vivian is bloated with. And, buddy, it's really touching that you are defending Vivian's honour and all. You better watch it, though. People might start to talk, and, given Vivian's by-rote right-wing behaviour, he might just spray you down in a fit of homophobic paranoia. |
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| Sep 24th, 2003 11:21 PM | ||
| Zhukov |
Spray down with a GUN that he earned with the sweat of his own BORW. If this was the real world, Vince would spray you down just like that. |
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| Sep 24th, 2003 11:16 PM | ||
| Buffalo Tom |
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Or does he let his urine fly indiscriminately when he wets himself in fright? Come to think of it, those are valid reasons for the military to turn down his enlistment. Heavens knows that someone like Vivian who is incapable of critical thought would make a perfect kill-bot. Pity. |
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| Sep 24th, 2003 06:49 PM | ||
| Zhukov | Actually, Vince is actually not a fattie. Watch what you say to him too, or he will spray you down. | |
| Sep 24th, 2003 11:44 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
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| Sep 24th, 2003 11:38 AM | ||
| mburbank | Good one, Anette! | |
| Sep 24th, 2003 11:38 AM | ||
| Bennett |
Boogie, that was my "Vinthian" reaction. or my feigned reaction of those who claim liberals only attack bush because of who he is, not what he does, all the while we are fawning over our former prez. |
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| Sep 24th, 2003 11:37 AM | ||
| VinceZeb | Kelly, get it right. The name of the resturant is Zang Chi. | |
| Sep 24th, 2003 11:30 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
Dear Vinth, The "All You Can Eat" buffet at our restaurant isn't supposed to be taken literally. Sincerely, Tzu Lee Manager, Jade Dragon |
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| Sep 24th, 2003 11:30 AM | ||
| mburbank | Say, that was pretty funny, Selma! And it allowed you to talk about your testicles. | |
| Sep 24th, 2003 11:21 AM | ||
| VinceZeb |
Sorry, sir, but we don't have a krispy kreme in our area and I am not really fond of doughnuts. Although your wife is particularly fond of deez nuts. |
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| Sep 24th, 2003 11:20 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
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Also, being critical of Bush does not automatically make you a Clinton fan. |
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