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Jun 30th, 2003 09:13 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Les Waste
Mr. Slinkers is mad at me because I'm not Ernest Hemingway.
Les is more.
Jun 29th, 2003 01:24 PM
Les Waste Mr. Slinkers is mad at me because I'm not Ernest Hemingway.
Jun 29th, 2003 11:14 AM
Jeanette X I liked it.
Jun 29th, 2003 09:40 AM
Professor Cool He probably thought Les Waste was the loser of the board and thought if he made fun of him we would greet him with open arms...

You were way off, stupid!
Jun 29th, 2003 09:31 AM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by mr-slinkers
:/ :/ :/

I think personally you need to get a life mate. After reading the works of much more interesting literary geniuses than yourself I find your rabblings boring, uninteresting and drafted from a huge selection of works that don't quite belong to you.

As for your brothers piano comment may i suggest a big red x so it doesn't miss the mark?

Thanx from someone questionably more mundane than yourself!!!
Gee, for a genius like yourself, I would think you would know that an apostrophe goes between r and s. And that internet slang is fucking retarded.
Jun 29th, 2003 08:33 AM
jin You dont speak english very well, do you?
Jun 29th, 2003 07:55 AM
mr-slinkers :/ :/ :/

I think personally you need to get a life mate. After reading the works of much more interesting literary geniuses than yourself I find your rabblings boring, uninteresting and drafted from a huge selection of works that don't quite belong to you.

As for your brothers piano comment may i suggest a big red x so it doesn't miss the mark?

Thanx from someone questionably more mundane than yourself!!!
Jun 29th, 2003 07:14 AM
jin Who is gods' human resources department?

Ps. I like this. A letter from corporate dieties, :D
Jun 28th, 2003 05:22 PM
Professor Cool Not to be a jerk les, but how can you be in your house reading e-mails and still being capable to have a piano fall on your head seconds later.


EDIT: OH YEAH LAPTOPS
Jun 28th, 2003 03:54 PM
Les Waste I kinda agree with you about the first three stanzas thing. But then again, I really don't.

:/
Jun 27th, 2003 11:01 PM
kahljorn I think what the person meant, was that while it's an interesting spin on "Existence", after reading the third "Stanza" there's really no reason to read more.

My suggestion would be to compile it and crunch it till it's smaller and more quippy, that word is neat, quippy. maybe use that word in it, just because the word Quippy is a nice quip. So anyway. Thats my suggestion, but I'm impatient and read poetry/prose, so I probably have the wrong idea about the whole thing.
Jun 25th, 2003 11:11 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Les Waste
I want the final draft to be at least twice as long as the first, which means I'm going to have to use every single cliche used by management when they fire people.
Scott Adams' Dilbert books should be a good source of inspiration.
Jun 25th, 2003 10:59 AM
Les Waste I want the final draft to be at least twice as long as the first, which means I'm going to have to use every single cliche used by management when they fire people.

Before I wrote it, when it was still an idea, I thought the sentence "Your services are no longer required on the planet Earth" sounded familiar as hell, but I couldn't remember if it actually was used anywhere, and I couldn't find anything close to it on google, so I guess not
Jun 25th, 2003 09:20 AM
kellychaos The idea of the "higher power" as a coporate entity amuses me. It reminds me of the Incarnations Of Immortality series by Piers Anthony. That's not to say your work isn't original. You put a slightly differently spin on it. Please expand and refine it a bit and resubmit it. I'd like to see the final draft in the forum.

P.S. Slightly disappointed that the one of the subject's purposes in life wasn't as a point of "mockery". Losers we can laugh at are like "chicken soup for the soul". Cheers!
Jun 24th, 2003 04:37 PM
Les Waste
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Originally Posted by Disorder
A bit dull, and not overly original.
How? You could try explaining why it's bad instead of just saying it's bad. Maybe tell me how to make it better, from your years of experience.

My brother said this is like what God emails you before the piano falls on your head.
Jun 24th, 2003 01:51 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disorder
Whether it's a draft or not is not the sole determinant of dullness.
Well, aren't you a living example? ointyfinger
Jun 24th, 2003 01:48 PM
Disorder
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
He said it was a "rough draft". Are you familiar with the term?
Whether it's a draft or not is not the sole determinant of dullness.
Jun 24th, 2003 12:37 PM
Esuohlim
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disorder
A bit dull, and not overly original.
LIKE YOU??? LOLOLOLOLOL
Jun 24th, 2003 11:12 AM
kellychaos He said it was a "rough draft". Are you familiar with the term?
Jun 24th, 2003 11:02 AM
Disorder A bit dull, and not overly original.
Jun 24th, 2003 10:36 AM
kellychaos An even bigger "stake in the heart" would be to send this as an e-mail to the offending blitzkrieg bopper. :/
Jun 24th, 2003 10:04 AM
Professor Cool Yeah pretty much, see yah later.
Jun 24th, 2003 09:21 AM
Esuohlim Well, it looks like I'm no longer needed here.
Jun 24th, 2003 08:21 AM
Cap'n Crunch That was pretty funny; nice work.
I didn't know that your name was Chris until now.
Corn chips and Comedy Central.
Jun 24th, 2003 07:46 AM
Professor Cool excellent work bobo
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