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| Aug 27th, 2005 02:13 AM | ||
| -Pancakemyrofflwaffle- |
YOU CANT GET PREGNANT OFF A BED SHEET! ALL CAPS NERRR! anyways cold water would kill the sperm. Thats why your wiener shrinks in cold water. |
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| Aug 11th, 2005 08:55 PM | ||
| Trippy |
Abortions are covered by medicare in Canada. 
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| Aug 6th, 2005 07:53 AM | ||
| Marine |
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| Jul 30th, 2005 02:46 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
TWO DAYS? OMG THE WORLD SHALL END! As if a period's on a rigid schedule or something. Seriously. If that actually is the case, I wish the mailman were as punctual as your girlfriend's menses. |
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| Jul 30th, 2005 07:35 AM | ||
| SUFFER |
just think if you kill her now you wont have anything to worry about later because you know of course , whenever a 14 year old boy has sex the probability of him getting someone pregnant is 99.9 percent , if he ejaculates within 3 feet of the female body , dont belive me ? good because im drunk and absolutley full of shit right now why the fuck would you come here with a question like this ? go to planned parenthood or something , or just get some chloraform ,or buy a goddamn pregnancy test and a gun if your that worried , shit you think doctor phil posts in these forums or something ? its always awesome when strangers ask important personal questions and require responses from complete strangers hey dont worry about it anyway you didnt get her pregnant I DID !!! |
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| Jul 22nd, 2005 01:39 AM | ||
| vampirekiss |
:/ you can get your girlfriend pregnant if she touched her vagina after she gave you a hand job and she still had cum on her hand, but if she didnt then i dont think shes pregnant. you cant get pregnant unless the sperm comes in contact with the vagina. not unless she took a wad of cum that was left on the bed and stuck it up her vagina after you left. lol 
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| Jul 21st, 2005 11:30 AM | ||
| Zero Signal |
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| Jul 4th, 2005 09:44 AM | ||
| AChimp |
@ Helm
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| Jul 4th, 2005 04:53 AM | ||
| Bell E. Laffs | Sell your story to Lifetime (Television for Women) to support the child, I suggest the title Sheet of Deceit. | |
| Jul 4th, 2005 02:27 AM | ||
| Helm | Dude, mary if it's a girl, jack if it's a boy. | |
| Jul 3rd, 2005 11:59 PM | ||
| purple_mongoose |
MM I'm not retarded, I've been reading these forums for a long time. I just recently joined though and I know you're bullshitting me :/ . Thanks alot to those of you who gave me serious answers, I shan't be forgetting this  .
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| Jul 3rd, 2005 08:39 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
I have somewhat extensive medical training and I think she is definatly pregnant. Oh god you will be in so much trouble when everyone finds out! a father at 14, what is the world comming to. 
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| Jul 3rd, 2005 07:25 PM | ||
| adept_ninja | I highly doubt that she is pregnant but since her period is late convince her to go to the doctors. Being late on their periods can be caused by many things but one of the causes of this is cancer. Have her go get checked out. | |
| Jul 3rd, 2005 06:57 PM | ||
| Mr. Fugo | Oh, my bad, it was only fourteen :/ | |
| Jul 3rd, 2005 06:43 PM | ||
| Lotida |
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Thanks for typing this first OAO....my thoughts exactly!!!! DUMBASS KIDS!!! 
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| Jul 3rd, 2005 06:07 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
If you honestly don't know the answer to this question, then you shouldn't be fucking around. It's pretty obvious that you need to educate yourself on some of this shit. And you're paranoid. |
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| Jul 3rd, 2005 03:26 PM | ||
| Mr. Fugo |
When you're fucking fifteen girls, what would you expect?
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| Jul 3rd, 2005 03:15 PM | ||
| purple_mongoose | I'm fucking 14... the last thing I need is a kid. | |
| Jul 3rd, 2005 03:13 PM | ||
| Mr. Fugo | Ey! Nine months seldom pass in that much of a jiffy. You've still got plenty of time, ol' chap! | |
| Jul 3rd, 2005 03:01 PM | ||
| purple_mongoose | Give me a serious answer or don't waste my time. | |
| Jul 3rd, 2005 02:46 PM | ||
| Mr. Fugo |
Do-it-yourself abortion now! Questions and apologies later! The butcher knife is in the third drawer from the top! Godspeed! |
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| Jul 3rd, 2005 01:48 PM | ||
| purple_mongoose |
What about the delayed period? I also heard sperm survives for 3 days outside the body. This shit has me freaked out! 
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| Jul 3rd, 2005 01:41 PM | ||
| Emu | I believe sperm dies when it comes in contact with oxygen, not to mention that it can't travel down the birth canal. It has to be injected directly, which is why your little bambino gets long. I think you're okay. At the very least you can be sure it wasn't YOU who got her pregnant. | |
| Jul 3rd, 2005 01:28 PM | ||
| AChimp |
The act of handjobbing got her pregnant.
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| Jul 3rd, 2005 01:09 PM | ||
| poopface rabbit | Did she shove the sheet up her vagina? | |
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