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Jul 2nd, 2008 04:08 PM
Sacks Here here!
Jul 2nd, 2008 02:37 PM
Grislygus Sacks is correct and anyone who disagrees is a jolly numbnut
Jul 1st, 2008 07:10 PM
LordSappington You could train a chimp to ride it and make millions!
Jul 1st, 2008 12:21 AM
Shyandquietguy And like, watch out for Jason, man!
Jun 30th, 2008 09:42 PM
Kybo Ren Get yourself a van, and like, totally solve some mysteries, man.
Jun 30th, 2008 04:52 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost What do you do with dogs that big besides ride them with a lance?
Jun 30th, 2008 04:59 AM
Sacks The fact remains that Irish Wolfhounds look the most like adorable grandpas.
Jun 30th, 2008 01:44 AM
Kybo Ren Certified by the Guiness Book of World Records, the world's tallest dog is Gibson, a Harlequin Great Dane.

When he stands on his hind legs, the 170-pound Dane is more than 7 feet tall, taller than most NBA basketball players.

Gibson has an overwhelming gentle spirit and unconditional love for all. He loves riding in the "GIB-Mobile", a 1983 Oldsmobile that has the back seat taken out of it with a big soft bed in its place. [link]

Canis familiaris (the domestic dog) shows extreme diversity in body size, unlike other mammals.

Differences among dogs seems to be regulated by a single variant of one gene which small dogs possess and large dogs lack.

The National Human Genome Research Institute published its findings in the journal Science after having studied DNA samples of over 3,000 dogs and 143 breeds.

dogs in the news has a one page photo essay about the biggest dog, tallest dog, shortest dog & smallest dog in the world.

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Tallest Dog LivingWHO:GibsonWHAT:107 cm (42.2 in) tallWHERE:Grass Valley, California, USAWHEN:August 31, 2004The tallest dog living is Gibson, a harlequin great Dane, who measured 107 cm (42.2 in) tall on August 31, 2004 and is owned by Sandy Hall of Grass Valley, California, USA.

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Irish Wolfhounds are still better than Great Danes though.
Also- Always been a fan of Newfoundlands.


If I ever named a dog Chewbacca, it'd be a Newfoundland
Jun 29th, 2008 12:49 PM
LordSappington Oh damn.
Jun 28th, 2008 12:29 AM
Tadao Wow!
Jun 28th, 2008 12:18 AM
Sacks





WOO SMOKE ON THAT!
Jun 27th, 2008 11:22 PM
LordSappington Pics or they don't exist
Jun 27th, 2008 10:01 PM
Sacks IRISH WOLFHOUNDS > GREAT DANES HAHA SUCK IT FAGS.
Jun 27th, 2008 08:58 PM
LordSappington
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Originally Posted by Kybo Ren View Post
goddam right!

(the dog) (I mean the canine).

all great danes need a saddle and a monkey.
Nice save, and WIN.
Jun 27th, 2008 07:41 PM
Kybo Ren
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Great Danes have the most horrendous farts of any dog in existence.
goddam right!

and the x's damn dog always wanted to get in on hugs, so it would hop on your shoulders trying to get a group hug goin. first time I punched her (the dog) (I mean the canine). I didn't know what was goin on.

all great danes need a saddle and a monkey.
Jun 26th, 2008 08:47 PM
Shyandquietguy I wonder if they name the hospice animals after celebrities they hate.

Doo Duh Doo Doo!
Jun 26th, 2008 07:54 PM
LordSappington Oh, update, his owners finally came and got him. His name was Ben Stiller. The ranch they got him from named all their animals after celebrities.
We must find and destroy this ranch, lest more animals suffer.
Jun 26th, 2008 07:30 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 26th, 2008 06:47 PM
LordSappington
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
Cupcake crinkle face.
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Jun 26th, 2008 05:10 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Cupcake crinkle face.
Jun 26th, 2008 12:04 PM
Dr. Boogie Ramvolt.
Jun 26th, 2008 11:39 AM
Dimnos Sugarfoot
Jun 26th, 2008 08:56 AM
Fathom Zero name him Brubaker.
Jun 26th, 2008 08:28 AM
Kitsa Great Danes have the most horrendous farts of any dog in existence.
Jun 26th, 2008 08:27 AM
MetalMilitia Cookiepuss!
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