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Jul 2nd, 2003 08:09 PM
chrissi Oh uh. I should have mentioned that there was lube from the condom. So, I don't really know if you can do it without any lube at all but there wasn't very much on the condom... y'know, just a regular lubricated condom. It didn't hurt though.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:35 PM
Protoclown You should probably break up with your boyfriend right soon, then.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:27 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Actually, no I don't have any anal sex experience, nor do I want anyway.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:22 PM
wreckreation do you even have any experience on this issue?
you don't always need lube. thats just what the guides say for the first timer scared stiff girls who got convinced into trying it by their b/f's because they want to please their mates out of fear they will leave.
Jul 2nd, 2003 06:06 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Wow, he must have split your ass open. You should still probably need lube the fourth time unless he worked you like a whore.
Jul 2nd, 2003 11:52 AM
chrissi Well I've had anal sex a few times. The (was gonna be) first time we warmed up to it very slowly... him probing me with his fingers first, very cautiously.... it (the fingers) kind of hurt, there were spots that particularly hurt for some reason, but eventually they went away.... haha, actually the FIRST time, we COULDN'T GET IT IN . It just hurt too much and I felt like I was going to fucking tear. Apparently we thought we were using lots of lube but we weren't...

But then we tried again a few months later and warmed up to it the same but used about twice as much lube... it just slid right in :D it didn't particularly hurt but I did have to ask him to stop a few times to let me relax. It didn't really feel so great for me, but it wasn't too unpleasant, either, so I have no objection to it.

I used to be really (no pun intended) anal about it, I just didn't want to think about anal sex ever but I realized that was very closed-minded. You have to at least consider the possibility that it isn't completely disgusting That's what I did and now I'm fine with it.

Since then we have about 3 or 4 times.... each time we need less and less lube. The last time we did it without lube and it didn't hurt (no he's not small, that's not why ). So yeah, my view on anal is... if you like it, you like it. If you don't, you don't. But it's stupid to object to others liking it. It's not a disgusting activity. I can say that my boyfriend's dick didn't have a single bit of shit on it after anal It didn't smell funny either... well, maybe a little.
Jun 27th, 2003 04:47 PM
AcjBizar
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Originally Posted by Ooner

Another loose one? :/
You'd have to ask my ex.
Jun 27th, 2003 01:05 PM
Ooner
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Originally Posted by AcjBizar
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
you are a liar too. You need a ton of lube from what I've heard.
You either heard wrong or were mistold.
Another loose one? :/

Maybe Grim's vagina was just gushing and lubed everything up enough

But anyways. Lube. For serious.
Jun 26th, 2003 09:42 PM
AcjBizar
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
you are a liar too. You need a ton of lube from what I've heard.
You either heard wrong or were mistold.
Jun 26th, 2003 07:48 PM
wreckreation From hearing stories... and personal experience, i know you either are really loose or a damn liar. Lube is a big plus, but not necessary. However, he must've had a tiny, finger sized dick or you'd be in some pain. Considerable stretching must go on before you go any further.
Jun 26th, 2003 06:43 PM
Royal Tenenbaum "As for being a lier or really loose, I am neither. Perhaps someone just has a complex where their cynicism rules their life and they have no control over what they say or do."

I thinhk you are a liar too. You need a ton of lube from what I've heard.
Jun 26th, 2003 06:04 PM
Helm The bacteria that resides in your cunt shouldnt be carried to your anus, for you risk infection. And vice versa. You stupid bitch.
Jun 26th, 2003 01:08 PM
Grim Symphony LMAO
A woman, yes.
A gothic women, not really, but I have been called that often.

As for being a lier or really loose, I am neither. Perhaps someone just has a complex where their cynicism rules their life and they have no control over what they say or do.
Jun 26th, 2003 01:02 PM
Esuohlim IS GRIM SYMPHONY A WOMAN?

IS SHE A GOTHIC WOMAN?
Jun 26th, 2003 11:18 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Plus, my joke actually made me laugh. :/
It made me laugh too ... damn it! :/
Jun 26th, 2003 04:14 AM
wreckreation you're not a very good liar. or you are really loose.
Jun 26th, 2003 03:28 AM
Grim Symphony My first experience with anal sex was quite enlightening. I was seeing this one guy (amazing lover, but turned out to be a jerk...just my luck) and we were having sex, and he pulled out and pressed it up the other hole. He asked if it was ok to try, and I was so horney at that point I would have done anything he asked. So he took it slow and easy, and though a little alien, I really got into it.

My theory is dont knock it if you havent tried it at least twice (it might not have been done right the first time)
Jun 26th, 2003 03:25 AM
wreckreation but you really do have wild gay dreams.
Jun 26th, 2003 02:35 AM
Anonymous I'll admit it made me laugh :<
Jun 25th, 2003 07:04 PM
wreckreation At least someone did then!
Jun 25th, 2003 06:47 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Plus, my joke actually made me laugh. :/
Jun 25th, 2003 02:40 PM
Esuohlim That's just a more sophisticated way of saying "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE GAY ONE! "
Jun 25th, 2003 09:31 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
And if anyone has wild, gay dreams, it's you.
Serious gay inquiry disguised as a juvenile taunt. The door's unlocked ... step out of the closet. I'm not here to judge.
Jun 25th, 2003 08:19 AM
Anonymous I remember when I was having anal sex with my sister, and I accidently ripped her rectal lining. She bled all over the place and we had to go to the emergency room. She had to have surgery and couldn't sit down for a month. But we look back on it now and just laugh.
Jun 24th, 2003 05:59 PM
Royal Tenenbaum And if anyone has wild, gay dreams, it's you.
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