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Aug 13th, 2005 03:55 PM
Bod Hello!

Stella is good today
Aug 12th, 2005 06:02 PM
Dole Bodlet!
Aug 12th, 2005 05:13 PM
Bod Am always returning.
Aug 5th, 2005 04:51 PM
kellychaos
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Cnidarian bodies have two or sometimes three layers. A gastrovascular cavity (coelenteron) has a single exterior opening that serves as both mouth and anus. Often tentacles surround the opening. Some cells are organized into two simple nerve nets, one epidermal and the other gastrodermal, that help coordinate muscular and sensory functions.
I want tentacles surrounding MY anus!

Stem cell research will provide this option to be open in the future, no doubt ... and we'll all be at peace on the island of Dr. Moreau.
Aug 4th, 2005 05:49 PM
kahljorn I'm not exactly sure what the thought was now, but I think it had something to do with your jelly fish offspring or something... Amoebas.. something. Maybe you just had a friend who was a jelly fish.
Aug 4th, 2005 05:20 PM
kellychaos Gelatinous? :/
Aug 3rd, 2005 04:42 PM
kellychaos Eroto-Asphyxiation!

Aug 3rd, 2005 06:03 AM
Chojin With a name like Strucker's, it's got to be good.
Aug 3rd, 2005 03:57 AM
Mike Kahl's right. Being "strucken" by anything is not a matter to be taken lightly. All struckers should be reported to the front desk immediately.
Aug 2nd, 2005 06:33 PM
kahljorn Yes, many men are strucken by permanant hard-on's every year, in fact it effects more than 32% of the country. Blowholesiphidisisadis is a common cause of permanant hard-on syndrome and there are preventative measures that can be found in your local grocery store, please ask your local seafood butcher for them.
While there is no cure for permanant hard-on's, there are ways to help you cope with your disability and learn to adjust to the real world.
Aug 2nd, 2005 06:26 PM
mburbank HOW HE GOT IN MY SWIMSUIT I'LL NEVER KNOW BUTIT GAVE ME A WOODY THAT WOULDN'T QUIT! ONCE YOU'VE HAD BLOWHOLE YOU NEVER GO BACK!
Aug 2nd, 2005 05:47 PM
kahljorn And you're the one rolling him over with your gelatinous sex drive.
Aug 2nd, 2005 05:11 PM
kellychaos Groucho is rolling over in his grave you hermaphrodite bitch!
Aug 2nd, 2005 04:42 PM
kahljorn We don't want to hear about your tawdry love affairs you amphibious bastard.
Aug 2nd, 2005 04:26 PM
kellychaos Once, I saw a dolphin in my swimsuit.
Aug 2nd, 2005 02:15 PM
mburbank Wow. That's really great. Thank God for the internet.
Aug 2nd, 2005 12:49 PM
The One and Only... Entertaining.
Aug 2nd, 2005 12:29 PM
mburbank I wonder what going to the beach is like for the One and Only.
Aug 1st, 2005 10:38 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Um, so hey guys, have I missed anything? Anyone go on vacation?
Aug 1st, 2005 06:25 PM
kahljorn haha... "Makeout" "underwater" "Leg". haha. you guys are so funny.
Aug 1st, 2005 04:48 PM
kellychaos How did you make out in the underwater fencing class?
Aug 1st, 2005 03:02 PM
EisigerBiskuit Things just haven't been the same without you
Aug 1st, 2005 03:00 PM
Mr. Vagiclean this is what i mockery is ALLABOUT
Aug 1st, 2005 02:57 PM
kahljorn Wow I've never been this excited before.
Aug 1st, 2005 02:28 PM
Pub Lover
Re: I have returned

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
The beach was fun.
Hey Buddy.

So, was the beach fun?
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