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Jul 25th, 2006 11:44 AM
kahljorn I usually read like 5 sentences or something and then get bored and scan through the rest of it ;(

I don't think I've ever read an entire post by him.
Jul 25th, 2006 06:11 AM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I not only skip the KK shit, I skip all the way to the last post.

You bitches talk to much.
Oh OAO, you kidder! You are truly the master of irony, albeit unintentionally.
Jul 24th, 2006 11:42 PM
Miss Modular
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Originally Posted by sspadowsky
Am I the only one who skips the shit KK writes just to get to everyone making fun of it?
No, me too!
Jul 24th, 2006 08:40 PM
CaptainBubba That was actually really funny Royal. Kudos
Jul 24th, 2006 06:31 PM
Royal Tenenbaum
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
I am one step ahead of you:

I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT AND IT WILL BE LONG AND DRAWN OUT.
I really hope you kill the dog once it's over. Put it out of it's misery...
Jul 23rd, 2006 06:04 PM
The One and Only... I not only skip the KK shit, I skip all the way to the last post.

You bitches talk to much.
Jul 22nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Ninjavenom
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Originally Posted by Spectre X
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Originally Posted by sspadowsky
Am I the only one who skips the shit KK writes just to get to everyone making fun of it?
No, you're not!

seconded!


I could hear the sounds of masturbation the second i opened this thread! It was repulsive!
Jul 22nd, 2006 08:00 AM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by sspadowsky
Am I the only one who skips the shit KK writes just to get to everyone making fun of it?
No, you're not!
Jul 21st, 2006 11:54 PM
Mr. Vagiclean how much do you bench you asshole
Jul 21st, 2006 11:35 PM
CaptainBubba Just last Saturday I went to GNC and wouldn't you know it Voltaire was buying a weight loss stacker. I approached him with my giant man body and pushed him into an isle of protein poweders.

Offering a hand to help him back up I whispered gently into his french faggot ear, "Fuck you".

"What?" he said with a confused and terrified expression.

"Fuck you for claiming both that a divine creator must exist based on the consistantly "organized" and "wonderous" nature of the universe and then declaring the autonomous and deterministic nature of the universe which is in direct opposition to most conventional ideas about a deity".

"OMG" Voltaire said as tears came to his eyes. "OMG I'm so sorry you're right I never thought of that".

Then he blew me in front of the fish oils and I gave him some angry hose. Am I right ladies ;p
Jul 21st, 2006 10:40 PM
sspadowsky Am I the only one who skips the shit KK writes just to get to everyone making fun of it?
Jul 18th, 2006 10:15 AM
KevinTheOmnivore I'm not nearly that clever.
Jul 17th, 2006 10:38 PM
Preechr
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Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
My "oh, snap" was a sincere one.
It's YOU, isn't it?
Jul 17th, 2006 09:56 PM
kahljorn I think i won't answer if he calls
Jul 17th, 2006 09:40 PM
KevinTheOmnivore My "oh, snap" was a sincere one.
Jul 17th, 2006 09:12 PM
kahljorn Not me, I was honestly relatively outraged by his stupidity and arrogance.
Jul 17th, 2006 09:02 PM
Preechr The only reason any of you respond to this crap is so either everyone or nobody will think he's you.
Jul 17th, 2006 09:37 AM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
I wrote it because it is cute, to me.
That's no reason to post it here. Every baby is cute to its parents, but we have this website for a reason.
Jul 17th, 2006 09:26 AM
Spectre X Well, we hate it, so cut that shit out you faggot.
Jul 17th, 2006 06:59 AM
Kulturkampf I wrote it because it is cute, to me.
Jul 14th, 2006 01:09 PM
kahljorn "I am one step ahead of you:

I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT AND IT WILL BE LONG AND DRAWN OUT."

Are you coming on to me..?

"The debate did not go much further than that."

Really? Because I see a few page report on the encounter.
Jul 14th, 2006 11:15 AM
mburbank Why in God's name would anyone write a multi paragraph fictional encounter about a subject that's been 'rehashed a zillion times in a million cafes'?
Jul 14th, 2006 01:02 AM
executioneer culturecamp has anyone ever told you you are a dingbat
Jul 13th, 2006 11:46 PM
Kulturkampf I also want to note:

the conversation has been rehashed a zillion times in a million cafes, and I never perceived myself as being 'one step ahead of Sartre,' but anyone having even a modicum of education and experience debating the topic already knows every single argument about it.

"COMMUNISM IS BAD BECAUSE OF SHIT LIKE POL POT"

"CAPITALISM IS BAD BECAUSE OF SHIT LIKE EXPLOITED WORKERS."

The debate did not go much further than that.
Jul 13th, 2006 11:42 PM
Kulturkampf I am one step ahead of you:

I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT AND IT WILL BE LONG AND DRAWN OUT.
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