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Jun 28th, 2003 02:43 PM
soundtest gau lun I'm a gentleman! I need something romantic (or more subtle)
Jun 27th, 2003 07:19 AM
Tropical San bak mun! One night stand okay?
Jun 25th, 2003 01:04 PM
soundtest dim ah Tropical, know any good Cantonese pick-up line? :help
Jun 19th, 2003 05:47 PM
Professor Cool Now you know why you can't be black.
Jun 19th, 2003 11:47 AM
NOTINAGAYWAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLO)LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!1 U R JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Jun 19th, 2003 03:32 AM
Professor Cool But you mean that "Not in a gay way" right?
Jun 18th, 2003 12:53 PM
NOTINAGAYWAY
PANDA! :0

I have a neighbor whose uncle runs the Panda Chinese take-out place here on Long Island and because of Jin Chen I can speak a few words in Mandarin and wanted to show off and then embarass myself by notr knowing WTF you said, if you don't mind. Ni hao ma?
Jun 10th, 2003 04:52 AM
shameless
How very random, but no, I don't think so...
Jun 9th, 2003 08:42 PM
Tropical You and Jin will make a great pair
Jun 9th, 2003 05:52 AM
shameless Actually China gave away Hong Kong.
May 13th, 2003 12:43 AM
Tropical you win now, but wait till my DAI LO come!!!!
May 13th, 2003 12:26 AM
soundtest I loved HK and China during my time there (although from what I hear, SZ is not really China). If I had the chance I'd move back to HK in a second - it's pretty international and English friendly... China OTOH is not exactly an easy place for a foreigner with limited Mandarin skills to do basic things. But from what I hear Shanghai is an amazing city...

I spent all my time in this net bar in SZ playing CS, drinking 'cooling' tea and smoking 555's. I logged in as 'laowai' and I fucking learned how to play that game fast.

Tropical: diu! cho mi lun yei ah! (I'm sure the pinyin [or whatever the Cantonese equivalent is] is totally fucked up here).

PS: My friends said I win

May 12th, 2003 10:53 PM
Tropical why do mainlanders hate us???? We just want to piss on communist and screw your 'buk gu' if you know what this means.
May 12th, 2003 06:26 AM
jin Harbin first then went to spend time between shanghai and beijing.

MAINLANDER TO THE CORE.

AHEhaEhaEHhea

I did visit Hong Kong quite a few times though, but now ive immigrated to Australia - its really a nice place.

And Curse words in mandarin? You ever hear us talk? if we arent dissing someone we're saying how good we are - we invented the combination insult.

Damn Honkies, go off with the british again, LETS JUST SEE YOU DO IT, then well just wait till youre all advanced and think youre cool and reclaim you like we did last time.

haEHAHEhaehaHhea
May 9th, 2003 10:21 PM
Tropical can we get him banned for posting in OUR mockwar and being RASIST.

By the way Jin, name all the curse words in mandarin... all i can come up with is Wang Ba Dang. See? Cantonese is wayy better. Diu ne lo mo hum ga chan ne gou kai dai pok gai la!!!!! See how fun that was??? I speak cantonese mandarin and a bit of shanghainese which also has alot of cool ways to curse.

Soundtest let's get back on business, ne gou bak fun lo. Ne sik see dai, don't say that I sik see. On99 Bak che jai.
May 9th, 2003 09:48 PM
soundtest Jin: Where in China? Feel free to bust out the Putonghua and put us in our place.

Tropical: I may have mo fan but you are ho bow ah from sik sie la!!

Btw it took me awhile to figure out what you wrote (again, I suck), but that made me .
May 9th, 2003 07:55 PM
jin As a chinese main-lander, I must be racist and say that by being cantonese, you have both already lost.

Have a nice day.

AEHhaEhaHEheahheahea
May 9th, 2003 08:59 AM
Tropical Yiu! Ne mo fan sik ar!!! Fun Gao la!!!!
May 7th, 2003 12:55 PM
soundtest Don't get the wrong idea - my Guandongwa is very limited. Embarassingly limited. I SUCK. All I know I've learned from HK triad movies, LMF, and 6 months in SZ/HK and TVB PEARL. I want, no need to be fluent, because I think Cantonese is the coolest fucking language EVER and I want to move to HK and do something other than teach English (not to mention that the liang lois around here think that a guai lo who speaks Guandongwa is q t la!! ).

I'm gonna be taking classes soon, but until then, I figured a good way to practice would be to take you on in a Guandongwa MOCK WAR! Something to put on my resume, like. But, if you're scared of getting 0WN3D by a guai lo, I understand.

PS: If I run out of bad words and I ask 'have you eaten yet?' can that still count if I mean it sarcastically??

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sow dei la sai lo! nei seung sei ah??
May 7th, 2003 05:41 AM
Tropical Diu ne lo mo, gao muk chun ar? Ho lun fan ar ne!
Seriously soundtest, so you're a guai lo that knows cantonese or are you just faking it?
May 7th, 2003 12:12 AM
soundtest
soundtest vs. tropical: CANTONESE MOCK WAR

I know it's gonna be ho mo meen ah for me, but I'm crazy like that.

WEI! TROPICAL HO LUN YIT?! MEI LIU AH?

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