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Oct 20th, 2005 06:19 AM
Jonathan Clement Now, it's my house...
Oct 17th, 2005 05:18 PM
kahljorn
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Johnathan Clement was a famous early north american Missionary. He traveled the roads spreading the word much like Johnny Appleseed. He planted seeds wherever he went, and the fruit of christ ripened within them. Johnathan clement was known for appearing at seedy motels and dingy taverns to those who need saving most. Today this tradition is still carried on across the country in Motel 6's.

Wow.
Oct 17th, 2005 04:36 PM
Wigwam maybe he's a Gideon too.
Oct 17th, 2005 08:50 AM
AngPur
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Originally Posted by Rongi


This man is going to save us all!!
Notice the low ceiling and shit choice in drapes. Taken in a motel 6 while spreading the good word?
Oct 16th, 2005 09:05 PM
El Blanco
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I think I AM moron, actually. I'm independant of coherent thoughtin my believes, anyway.
fixed that for you.
Oct 16th, 2005 06:12 PM
Rongi

This man is going to save us all!!
Oct 16th, 2005 11:54 AM
Immortal Goat Mormons are the exact opposite of "independent".
Oct 16th, 2005 03:16 AM
Jonathan Clement I think I AM mormon, actually. I'm independant in my believes, anyway.
Oct 15th, 2005 11:28 PM
Wigwam sounds awfully mormon to me
way to make both Christians and athiests hate you.
Oct 14th, 2005 03:28 AM
Sethomas Better get on the ball, then!
Oct 14th, 2005 03:01 AM
Jonathan Clement All I know is that I'll put a bullet through my head before I belive such a tale.
Oct 13th, 2005 01:40 PM
Jeanette X
Re: Accept Christ, or burn in hell!

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I'm gonig to make it my lifes mission to proove this is NOT what the bible teaches!
OH NOES!!!111oneone

Newsflash: There have been volumes and volumes written about this. There is nothing you can say about the issue that hasn't been said already by people who are more articulate, more intelligent, and better educated than you.
Oct 13th, 2005 12:28 PM
mburbank I'll tell you what, if I'm not goin' to hell out of this deal, I'm not playin' any more.

OH YEAH! I SAID PLAYIN' WIFFOUT DE 'G'!
Oct 13th, 2005 05:33 AM
Marine
Re: Accept Christ, or burn in hell!

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I'm gonig to make it my lifes mission to proove this is NOT what the bible teaches!
who cares?
Oct 13th, 2005 01:53 AM
Marc Summers The correct proof would be proof by induction (ya, it's hard to do for tautologies) :o

Statement: (-1)(x)<0 for all x>0 (for sanity's sake we'll just say x is also a whole number. Repeating decimals and proofs almost always do NOT mix )
Base case: x=1. (-1)(1)<0 goes to -1<0 I would believe this to be CORRECT :D
Induction: If x is assumed to be true within the currently defined subset of x>0, x+1 must also be proven true (domino theory). So, making a blind assumption that the statement (-1)(x)<0 reducing to -x<0 is correct, then I have to show that the statement of (-1)(x+1)<0 is correct. This reduces to -x<1. Because values for x can only be positive integers, the statement -x<1 is correct. Because it's correct, it shows that for every x that is true, x+1 is also true.

Here's what I did: it's called the domino theory. I had to prove that I knocked over the first domino (x=1) and prove that every domino knocks over the domino after it (prove for every x, x+1 is also true), which pretty much covers every possibility.


MATH POWER
Oct 13th, 2005 01:26 AM
Sethomas It's actually a tautology.
Oct 13th, 2005 12:55 AM
Big Papa Goat How was that a proof?
Oct 12th, 2005 10:05 PM
Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by Emu
You can't prove a negative premise. For example, you can't prove that there aren't little invisible pixies living in my left nut.
There is no number greater than zero that is a negative number.

Wow... that was pretty easy actually. Clement does need to get a life, though.
Oct 8th, 2005 12:43 PM
KevinTheOmnivore I think John is gonna be a great addition to the gang.
Oct 8th, 2005 12:20 PM
kellychaos If nothing else, Christ is surely a stickler for correct spelling.
Oct 8th, 2005 12:00 PM
sadie there's a thin line between courage and stupidity, and i believe jonathan has crossed it.
Oct 8th, 2005 09:50 AM
Emu There are logical reasons for believing in God's existence, but they don't necessarily apply to reality.
Oct 8th, 2005 09:32 AM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
Yes he does. Just ask him.
How can I ask him if he isn't there?

Where is the logic in God existing?

There is none.
Oct 8th, 2005 03:19 AM
AngPur God exists. Belgium doesn't.
Oct 8th, 2005 03:03 AM
Jonathan Clement Yes he does. Just ask him.
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