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Apr 14th, 2006 03:18 PM
Carnivore Those other teachers wouldn't discipline the unruly minority students because they were afraid of getting shot.
Apr 14th, 2006 10:16 AM
mburbank Wait, I was pretty sure this thread was about
A.) What a deeply closeted rough trade queer the guy who wrote it quite obviously is
and
B.)What kind of a doofus you'd have to be to think it had any merrit at all.
Apr 14th, 2006 09:24 AM
Dole OK, the topic at hand, though other people have said very similar things: My two english teachers at secondary school - one was a borderline nazi, a completely shit teacher who was universally hated, and had absolutely no control over any of his classes, and the other was, (now steady yourself Pharoah) a.....LIBERAL! She ruled with a rod of iron and took absolutely no shit from anyone, regardless of their ethinicity. So the implication that you wished to infer from posting that article, that all liberal teachers are soft/wet/innefectual and treat ethnic minorities with kid gloves is from my experience, utter bollocks. You big wally.
Apr 14th, 2006 07:07 AM
Pharaoh Dope, all you ever do is post bitchy insults. Your only contribution to this thread is an insult with no connection to the topic being discussed, so shut it bitch.
Apr 13th, 2006 01:49 PM
Dole No...NO...not...not the implication of homosexuality again! My whole indentity is threatened by your carefully constructed insults!
Apr 13th, 2006 01:29 PM
Pharaoh Get back to dancing round your pink handbag, Dope, I'd rather be a dog than a little bitch like you.
Apr 13th, 2006 09:59 AM
mburbank And apparently, one time he was overwhelmed by the powerful scent of peanut butter and was tricked into an indecent act by a conniving skinhead.
Apr 13th, 2006 08:43 AM
Dole Co-incidentally, pharoah is also forever trying to lick his own genitals and defecating in public places.
Apr 13th, 2006 06:41 AM
Pharaoh He sounds like a great dog.
Apr 12th, 2006 08:10 PM
Miss Modular Pharaoh is like my dog. All my dad has to do is say "SQUIRREL!" and he's out in our backyard chasing it down. Now just substitute "squirrel" with "liberal", and you have Pharaoh.
Apr 12th, 2006 07:05 PM
mburbank I felt unclean after you posted it, Butch.
Apr 12th, 2006 07:01 PM
Pharaoh Stop it butwank, that's disgusting, hardcore porn isn't suitable for a forum, I'm at work you know. Yuk, I feel unclean after reading that filth. It's depraved.
Apr 12th, 2006 04:53 PM
mburbank Uh. Yes?

Anybody? Care to select your favorite Broke Back prep school segment of Phagroahs stunning article on the whole 'black' situation?

Here's my fave:

"He was hard on us all — black, white and brown — but rigorously fair"

Now if that line taken out of context was the only 'code' in the article, it would be no big deal, but if you've read it, you know it hardly 'stands' alone.
Apr 12th, 2006 04:48 PM
Pharaoh Is that English???
Apr 12th, 2006 04:26 PM
mburbank Hey, you posted it. If the rough trade closeted desprate for a bad daddy shoe fits, Phagroah, wear it.
Apr 12th, 2006 03:59 PM
Pharaoh You're sick.
Apr 12th, 2006 03:56 PM
mburbank Huh. I was held up at gun point about twelcve years ago, pushed up against a wall and robbed by two gentleman of the Hispanic persuasion. It didn't really impact my political world view, but maybe that's because my superior IQ was able to keep an individual event in perspective, even when it was unpleasant and happened to me.

Would you like me to go through your 'article' and point out the clearly homoerotic undertones? That guy was practicaly squirting over his purple faced enranged man beast teacher. Do you have similarly fond feelings for some particularly masculine figure from your past? It would explin a lot.

And only a heavy does of denial would explain you missing those undertones in the first place.

It reminds me of Kulminate's (and I wish he'd come back, you're a por replacement) insistence on exempting man/boy llove form unacceptable homosexual pratcice.
Apr 12th, 2006 03:47 PM
Pharaoh
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank
And what exactly makes liberals 'wet'. Is it me, or is there a distinctly and unpleasantly sexual undertone to the 'article' you posted.
It means they're weak and feeble. I think it's from 'Wet behind the ears'. Like a baby that's just been born and is still wet. Nothing unpleasantly sexual about it.

A conservative is a wet liberal who's been mugged.
Apr 12th, 2006 03:11 PM
Chojin I doublecame.
Apr 12th, 2006 03:05 PM
mburbank "The only thing that you get across is that you think you're really witty and funny. In reality you're just bitter and angry, there's no real humour."
-Mongrel


Tell that to the fine, fine folks that regularly send me checks.

And what exactly makes liberals 'wet'. Is it me, or is there a distinctly and unpleasantly sexual undertone to the 'article' you posted.
Apr 12th, 2006 02:20 PM
Dole
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh
I didn't expect anyone here to find it amusing, and it was more of a cackle than a laugh. An evil cackle. I really need an evil cackle emoticon.
Evil cack, perhaps.
Apr 12th, 2006 02:20 PM
Pharaoh The only thing that you get across is that you think you're really witty and funny. In reality you're just bitter and angry, there's no real humour.
Apr 12th, 2006 01:59 PM
mburbank You need a wide array of emoticon to express all the things you're so bad at getting across with words. You need a whole pictographic language.
Apr 12th, 2006 01:55 PM
Pharaoh I didn't expect anyone here to find it amusing, and it was more of a cackle than a laugh. An evil cackle. I really need an evil cackle emoticon.
Apr 12th, 2006 01:48 PM
Dole
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh

laughing at your own 'jokes' again Pharoah. Someone has to, eh?
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