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Dec 31st, 2007 12:28 AM
Fathom Zero I had a sudden urge to use the "For Sale" forum, but I found that it's gone.
Dec 30th, 2007 08:00 PM
Durin
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Originally Posted by Mockery View Post
That would only be wise if one of the following 2 scenarios was true:

1) You had a death wish and wanted to truly go out with a bang. While fucking the shark as you soar through the air would indeed clearly be one of the most exhilarating experiences of your life... fucking AND eating the shark in midair? This would clearly kill the shark and you would both spiral out of control and most likely die in a fiery inferno of shark-jetpack fuel once you hit the earth.

2) You were somehow agile enough to fuck the shark, eat the shark, remove his jetpack and fly away to safety before you both plummeted to the earth and died in the way that was illustrated in scenario #1.
What you do is you start by eating his torso area on the other side of the jetpack. Than you slide yourself in as you begin to fuck him. WHILE you are thrusting you begin eating more of the shark, beginning at the head. As you work your way down, slide your body more and more into the jetpack. Once you are fully secured in the jetpack, finish off the rest of the shark and fly down to safety.
Dec 29th, 2007 05:52 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Durin413 View Post
But would you ride a flying shark, and eat it as you fuck it?
That would only be wise if one of the following 2 scenarios was true:

1) You had a death wish and wanted to truly go out with a bang. While fucking the shark as you soar through the air would indeed clearly be one of the most exhilarating experiences of your life... fucking AND eating the shark in midair? This would clearly kill the shark and you would both spiral out of control and most likely die in a fiery inferno of shark-jetpack fuel once you hit the earth.

2) You were somehow agile enough to fuck the shark, eat the shark, remove his jetpack and fly away to safety before you both plummeted to the earth and died in the way that was illustrated in scenario #1.
Dec 29th, 2007 02:20 AM
Guitar Woman This is probably the most intelligent discussion these forums have ever had
Dec 29th, 2007 02:17 AM
Durin
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
I would SO fuck a flying shark, Rog...you have no idea....
But would you ride a flying shark, and eat it as you fuck it?
Dec 28th, 2007 10:14 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I would SO fuck a flying shark, Rog...you have no idea....
Dec 28th, 2007 05:14 PM
Mockery Let's not forget about the extremely short-lived televised brilliance that was Flying Shark:
http://www.i-mockery.com/shark.htm
Dec 28th, 2007 04:10 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'll trust you on that one...

I'd fuck a nurse shark...I always liked those little white uniforms....
Dec 28th, 2007 03:12 PM
mburbank NEVER accept an offer of head from ANY shark
Dec 28th, 2007 12:56 PM
Cosmo Electrolux What I meant was, if I wanted to talk about my actually fornicating with a fucking shark.

What is 75% consentual?
Was it a hammerhead shark?
Dec 28th, 2007 12:32 PM
Fathom Zero Also, I've always used the Technophile subforum for general discussion about gadgets and things. Will I still be able to now that it's also been merged with Questions and blah blah blah?
Dec 28th, 2007 12:29 PM
MarioRPG Well, do you just want to talk to about "the fucking sharks" or "fucking the sharks?"

Argh, metal beat me to it.
Dec 28th, 2007 12:27 PM
Fathom Zero I'm completely disoriented so I'm just going to post whatever in whatever forum I feel it's acceptable for.
Dec 28th, 2007 12:27 PM
mburbank I got sexed up by a shark in Bimini once. It was pretty awful. and like 75% non consensual.



I think it was a shark.





I was pretty hammered.
Dec 28th, 2007 12:27 PM
MetalMilitia CHANGE FRIGHTENS ME, CHONG

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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
so, if I want to talk about fucking sharks, can I do that here or do I have to go to loveline?
I guess that depends on if you're using the verb fucking or the adjective fucking.
Dec 28th, 2007 12:18 PM
Cosmo Electrolux so, if I want to talk about fucking sharks, can I do that here or do I have to go to loveline?
Dec 28th, 2007 11:34 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Durin413 View Post
This merge will also allow NEW things to be discussed. For instance, now we can talk about eating sharks, which before would have been in the wrong forum for either having sharks or food.
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Originally Posted by ZAKO the GREAT View Post
shark's fin is actually a chinese delicacy. and expensive as hell.
we kill more sharks than it kills us.
i once had sharks in rice wine broth. and that's gross.
Hahah, this new forum structure is clearly working its magic mojo already.
Dec 28th, 2007 11:09 AM
Chojin I recreated loveline again you tremendous fuckers.

Next time, try letting me know what you think BEFORE I do what I said I'd do.
Dec 28th, 2007 10:07 AM
ZAKO the GREAT and speaking of gross, does anyone tasted dog meat, or cat before?
Dec 28th, 2007 10:02 AM
ZAKO the GREAT shark's fin is actually a chinese delicacy. and expensive as hell.
we kill more sharks than it kills us.
i once had sharks in rice wine broth. and that's gross.
Dec 28th, 2007 09:36 AM
MLE Did you know that low-end restaurants that sell scallops actually use shark fin that's been cut into circles? :gross
Dec 28th, 2007 04:13 AM
Durin This merge will also allow NEW things to be discussed. For instance, now we can talk about eating sharks, which before would have been in the wrong forum for either having sharks or food.
Dec 28th, 2007 02:10 AM
MLE i like it as well! people are actually pretty much seeing all of the topics now instead of seeing ALL THIS BLUE when they return from a week of not reading.
Dec 28th, 2007 01:12 AM
Cedar i like this
Dec 28th, 2007 12:52 AM
executioneer to be honest with you since the "new posts" button showed up, i really haven't paid that much attention to what forum i've been reading
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