| Nov 27th, 2004 05:49 AM |
| WhiteRat |
Bust out one liners untill excessive booze causes my speech to slur real bad. Then I get really hungry and piss 30 dollars away at Perkins.
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| Nov 26th, 2004 11:50 PM |
| mischief |
pee a lot and sometimes get into arguments
i've also been known to cry a lot about my life even though it's not that bad :o
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| Nov 26th, 2004 10:07 PM |
| Burger Lord |
I get completely philosophical and create answers to all of the world's problems and have no trouble sharing these answers with any random stranger I might encounter. The only problem is, I forget these great and wonderful plans for humanity by the time i sober up.
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| Nov 26th, 2004 09:56 PM |
| Mr. Oysterhead |
I sit in a corner and mutter to myself.
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| Nov 26th, 2004 09:35 PM |
| GADZOOKS |
I post at I-mockery.net
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| Nov 26th, 2004 09:32 PM |
| MLE |
i usually try to get Chojin in bed so i can jump him. sometimes i skip the going upstairs part. :/
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| Nov 26th, 2004 05:58 PM |
| Comrade Rocket |
i get super horny and hit on girls and usually wind up grabbing boobs and i (try to) dance
the bowling alley i work at has a bar in it and people do crazy shit. The other night i had a guy slide down the lane on his stomach and stop short from getting crushed. Had another guy cut off his finger, there were three fights in the bar and at the end of the night there was a riot.
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| Nov 25th, 2004 04:20 PM |
| Sicktodeathmx |
I try to get people to give me back my keys so I can drive... But it never works. So I just usually ramble about conspiracies involving Bush, 9/11 attacks, so on and what not.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 06:19 PM |
| thebiggameover |
Quote:
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Originally Posted by AChimp
I swear like there's no tomorrow.
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so do i. i call everybody "fucker"...
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| Nov 24th, 2004 06:19 PM |
| Boonie |
I usually vomit and pass out.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 06:00 PM |
| Zomboid |
Quote:
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Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit
I usually lose balance when I walk, and I'll eat all the toquitos if any are made. Is there a thing as drunken craving?
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Yeah, I always get pretty hungry when I'm drunk too.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 02:05 PM |
| GADZOOKS |
I read from the Bible.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 01:49 PM |
| Matt Harty |
I ramble about how i'm not that drunk.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 01:33 PM |
| soundtest |
i'm on day 3 of no caffeine, alcohol, cigarettes, or other drugs 
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| Nov 24th, 2004 10:36 AM |
| Crimson Ghost |
Evil Robot once passed out drunk in the woods with no shoes (he had socks) after drinking some grain alcohol. I looked for him for hours and in the wee hours of the morning found him sleeping against a tree.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 10:20 AM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
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Originally Posted by AChimp
I swear like there's no tomorrow. My vocabulary impresses the ladies.  |
I had a woman tell me I had a massive vocabulary..... 
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| Nov 24th, 2004 09:47 AM |
| slavemason |
I also laugh a lot, and I'll get top heavy from time to time.
Occasionally, I'll get my bugle and take it in the local metal bar and heckle bands with the nasty sounds. Last week I let a beligerent buddy hold on to it for a while. At the end of the night, the bugle had a big dent and the mouthpiece was all bloody. What fun! I love that Danny Paul, and Jager shots.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 09:34 AM |
| AChimp |
I swear like there's no tomorrow. My vocabulary impresses the ladies.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 09:31 AM |
| Bass |
I keep trying to get people to ask me to take my clothes off. I also become philosophical on the way my life is going.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 09:14 AM |
| Supafly345 |
I insult everyone around me based on traits they don't even have.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 08:06 AM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Dole
I laugh a lot.
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Ditto.......everything is funnier with alcohol
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| Nov 24th, 2004 08:05 AM |
| MetalMilitia |
I usually talk about complete crap for hours on end. And sometimes i attempt to 'mod' my PC. :/
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| Nov 24th, 2004 07:18 AM |
| EisigerBiskuit |
I usually lose balance when I walk, and I'll eat all the toquitos if any are made. Is there a thing as drunken craving?
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| Nov 24th, 2004 07:09 AM |
| FartinMowler |
I'm happy and somewhat creative for a while and then it tapers off and I become a blob of mass.
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| Nov 24th, 2004 07:05 AM |
| Dr. V |
sounds good.
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