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May 26th, 2006 10:50 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by tenno
all wives become pod people......or if on the main shores, 'wall-eyed with sloping brows' fish-women.
And this is comming from the poster who says...

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Originally Posted by tenno
nice work man, you need any tips on 'lovin her proper' you just let me know!
you know how to keep the pussy twirling on the end of your wee dickie-poo doncha?
May 26th, 2006 09:20 PM
KevinTheOmnivore Congrats, Dole!

NOW MAKE BABIES!
May 26th, 2006 04:56 PM
tenno all wives become pod people......or if on the main shores, 'wall-eyed with sloping brows' fish-women.
May 26th, 2006 12:57 PM
mburbank Congrats Dole. Soon you will whelp and increase the ranks of I-mockery parents.

I have been married to the same woman for thirteenh years. I think. That it's the same woman. She says she is.
May 26th, 2006 01:21 AM
executioneer i have a lot of useless information from being bored and having access to a search engine
May 25th, 2006 11:49 PM
Johnny Couth If you ever have a question about animal penis, you just give willy a call.
May 25th, 2006 11:44 PM
executioneer they do not either have barbs you're thinking of cats pigs have curly w*iners just like their tails
May 25th, 2006 04:17 PM
tenno
May 25th, 2006 03:49 PM
Supafly345 That was a great joke that Chojin made, and you just had to post that Tenno, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
May 23rd, 2006 02:27 PM
tenno no wonder my ass hurts so bad.......fucking BARBS!
May 23rd, 2006 12:04 PM
Chojin Only because pigs have barbs on their penises :<
May 23rd, 2006 11:54 AM
Mockery You can take the gent out of the pig, but you can't take the pig out of the gent.
May 23rd, 2006 09:49 AM
Protoclown FUCKING MEN
May 23rd, 2006 08:54 AM
glowbelly it's called "making love to your wife" now, sam. not "get some."

May 23rd, 2006 04:57 AM
Dole Thank you folks!!
It was fucking amazing, despite it being virtually a force 10 gale all day.
Hannah looked absolutely incredible
I will post a pic of me and the missus in our nuptual finery as soon as I get some.
May 22nd, 2006 01:50 PM
tenno nice work man, you need any tips on 'lovin her proper' you just let me know!
May 22nd, 2006 11:27 AM
Protoclown Congrats, Dole! I hope you two have a lovely life together!
May 21st, 2006 11:26 PM
Mockery Pip pip, old bean! Pip pip!

Seriously though, congrats Sam!
May 20th, 2006 10:35 PM
Terra Congratulations Mr. Dole!! I hope this thread gets a temporary sticky until you get back. You are a great presence on the forum and I admire your posts. I heard you were one of many that were taking/have taken the vows and I wish my heartfelt best for you and the missus.
May 20th, 2006 06:14 PM
glowbelly
congrats, dole!

he got hitched today

congrats to him and his new wife, even though IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME



seriously. good luck to you, sammy. you deserve everything good life has to offer.

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