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Aug 22nd, 2011 04:46 PM
MarioRPG
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Originally Posted by Zomboid View Post
If you eat a lot of unhealthy food, that's guaranteed to kill you as well.
I hear if you live for a long enough time, that will kill you too.
Aug 22nd, 2011 06:28 AM
Mike I think it's great. It hooked some photographer up to royalty checks. Cheers.
Aug 21st, 2011 03:42 AM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
H8 Flavored ones...Arturo Fuente
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND NOW AND I LOVE YOU
Aug 21st, 2011 12:27 AM
Pentegarn I agree on the 'flavored cigarettes' :yuck

Not that my opinion on any tobacco matters really since I never tobaccy ever
Aug 20th, 2011 10:21 PM
Grislygus H8 Flavored ones. Always drove me nuts. I love Bacarats and H. Upman, but I usually just go with Punch and Arturo Fuente

also @ Finks, since when the fuck did they decide that they were anything but the cheap distributors

fuck their new hoity-toity bullshit and prices now
Aug 20th, 2011 09:55 PM
k0k0 For cigars I always smoked Rum Runners as my favorite flavored cigar. My favorite non-flavored is the CAO eXtreme. I hate the name, but they're giant and the quality/tobacco is awesome.
Aug 20th, 2011 09:44 PM
Fathom Zero Cigars, fuck yes.
Aug 20th, 2011 09:05 PM
Evil Robot II cigarretts rule and are awsome
Aug 20th, 2011 08:48 PM
Grislygus I'm actually tickled that now it's almost more economical to be a cigar freak than a cigarette smoker, the world's so hilariously stupid
Aug 20th, 2011 04:27 PM
Shyandquietguy I don't smoke but collecting all of these sounds pretty cool!
Aug 20th, 2011 03:11 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Womti View Post
you should eat a dick in a fire then

You should be a dick in a fire, after all you are already one everywhere else
Aug 20th, 2011 02:50 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I don't care what picture they put on it, just quit taxing it so much that I can't afford to smoke.
Stockpiled cigarettes when we went to L.A. because they were half the price there.
Aug 20th, 2011 01:08 PM
Womti you should eat a dick in a fire then
Aug 20th, 2011 11:55 AM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Womti View Post
If you jerk off a lot, that's guaranteed to kill you as well.
you should jerk off in a fire then
Aug 20th, 2011 11:52 AM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Hey Womti, did you pick cigarette butts out of the gutter and re-roll them?
No, he went to gas stations with his brother when he was younger and smoked the cigarette butts that customers at gas stations left in the ash trays near the doors. He called them re-frieds.
Aug 20th, 2011 10:25 AM
Tadao Hey Womti, did you pick cigarette butts out of the gutter and re-roll them?
Aug 20th, 2011 10:08 AM
Womti
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Originally Posted by Zomboid View Post
If you eat a lot of unhealthy food, that's guaranteed to kill you as well.

If you jerk off a lot, that's guaranteed to kill you as well.
Aug 20th, 2011 09:05 AM
Tadao I don't care what picture they put on it, just quit taxing it so much that I can't afford to smoke.
Aug 19th, 2011 09:05 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost ALL CIGARETTES SHOULD BE CALLED POLES. THAT WAY IF SOMEONE TRIES ASKING YOU FOR A SPARE CIGARETTE YOU GOTTA BE LIKE "only if you smoke poles."


:BLOWJOBS
Aug 19th, 2011 06:34 PM
Guitar Woman good thing I only eat raw almonds and grapefruit
Aug 19th, 2011 06:32 PM
Sam I think all cigarette packs should come with pictures of dudes getting hella laid and riding motorcycles and being cowboys and scoring the game winning touchdown.
Aug 19th, 2011 06:22 PM
Zomboid
Nah, I'll live to be 100.
Aug 19th, 2011 06:21 PM
Zomboid If you eat a lot of unhealthy food, that's guaranteed to kill you as well.
Aug 19th, 2011 04:57 PM
Guitar Woman I think the point is that cigarettes are more or less guaranteed to kill you, while everything else will only kill you if you're doing it wrong.
Aug 19th, 2011 04:55 PM
k0k0 They should just go all out and put pictures of death on everything. The interior of our cars should have pictures of car crashes that can be avoided by not driving. Guns should have pictures of gunshot wound victims engraved into the metal. Beer should have pictures of naked obese women with stds who you might bang while drunk. Condoms should have pictures of all the sperm/egg babies you're killing by using them. We should just surround ourselves with pictures of death just so we know what could happen from the item we're using (even though we already know). Video games can just show a picture of me after I was up for 20 hours playing oblivion the night it came out.
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