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Nov 12th, 2003 04:11 AM
Perndog My parents won't let me sacrifice goats anymore, my mom said she's sick of cleaning blood stains off the carpet and trying to explain the smell to the neighbors.
Nov 11th, 2003 01:53 AM
soundtest
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Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
that's TWO posts too many in my thread, chaos.
Nov 11th, 2003 12:52 AM
Protoclown GEEZ, TALK ABOUT NO SENSE OF HUMOR

WHY DON'T YOU GO SACRIFICE A GOAT OR SOMETHING
Nov 10th, 2003 10:37 PM
Perndog
Nov 10th, 2003 08:44 PM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by Perndog
I respect all religions except for the stupid ones like Christianity and Scientology
OH, SNAP

YOU GOT ME THERE
Nov 10th, 2003 07:42 PM
The One and Only... I advocate a world wide governmental treaty, but not an inherently "American" one. I just want to see a global currency and the end of all tariffs, likely immigration laws as well.

This just seems like neoconservatism at it's worst. Carry that big stick all you want, but if you use it, you're going to get splinters.
Nov 10th, 2003 07:30 PM
ItalianStereotype that's TWO posts too many in my thread, chaos.
Nov 10th, 2003 04:11 PM
kellychaos Satan is just alright with me, Satan is just alright! ... but it's not like we're going to go out picking curtain patterns and shelf paper.
Nov 10th, 2003 02:35 PM
ziggytrix http://www.newamericancentury.org/

Those guys sort of style themselves as a New Illuminati.

Can't beat the Classic Illuminati tho, you'll see.



EDIT: oh and the other author's name was Robert Shea.
Nov 10th, 2003 01:48 PM
Perndog I respect all religions except for the stupid ones like Christianity and Scientology
Nov 10th, 2003 12:55 PM
Protoclown I respect all religions except for the stupid ones like Satanism and Scientology
Nov 10th, 2003 09:01 AM
the_dudefather quick call j.c denton . the illuminati are on the loose.

come'on sing the deus ex theme tune

do dood doo doooo doo doo doooo do doooo
Nov 9th, 2003 05:09 PM
Perndog Protoclown, that hurts. Why can't you overcome your prejudices and love everyone equally?
Nov 9th, 2003 11:57 AM
Protoclown satanists are looosers
Nov 8th, 2003 10:18 PM
Perndog
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Originally Posted by Zhukov
Satanists don't believe in satan, right?
Short answer: no.
Nov 8th, 2003 10:18 PM
Perndog
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Not that I'm questioning the mystery of the Masons, but they do have a temple in my town that is fairly easy to find. No hidden rock walls, no barriers of psychic force, no nothing.
The mystery isn't usually in the existence of the cult or where they meet, it's the "mystical secrets" that the top dogs know and dole out in very small quantities.

Or the Mormons and their temples that are so special they won't allow non-Mormons in.

The Illuminati just happen to also be secretive as to their actual existence, which is about the only thing that separates them from Mormons in my mind.
Nov 8th, 2003 07:35 PM
James El Blanco told me to tell you all that he's going on vacation for a while. A long while.

There is no Illuminati. There is no F.N.O.R.D. There is no New World Order. We... Um, THEY do not have Hitler's brain cryogenically frozen. Partly because they do not exist. Drop it.
Nov 8th, 2003 02:16 PM
kellychaos :fingertonose
Nov 8th, 2003 02:04 PM
El Blanco Thats exactly what one of their agents would say.
Nov 8th, 2003 09:54 AM
James There is no Illuminati. Drop it.
Nov 8th, 2003 06:41 AM
Zhukov Satanists don't believe in satan, right?
Nov 8th, 2003 01:16 AM
Abcdxxxx
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Originally Posted by Perndog
I'm claiming to be a Satanist,
Cue the speed metal, the white tigers, and the naked ladies carrying boa constrictors.
Nov 7th, 2003 03:12 PM
Anonymous Not that I'm questioning the mystery of the Masons, but they do have a temple in my town that is fairly easy to find. No hidden rock walls, no barriers of psychic force, no nothing.
Nov 7th, 2003 02:57 PM
Perndog I'm claiming to be a Satanist, and the leaders of the Church of Satan have stated that they have no affiliation with the Illuminati. We (including our priesthood) tend to make fun of them and all the other mystery cults (Masons, Rosicrucians, etc.).
Nov 7th, 2003 01:36 AM
ItalianStereotype so you're claiming membership? even if you were a member of the Illuminati and not making a bid for attention, I doubt that you would even know. the grunts never do.
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