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| Dec 16th, 2004 03:56 PM | |
| kellychaos |
"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'" "When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother." "When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream." "Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'" "When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up." "I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home." "When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me." "When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names — hers and her mother's." "With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet." "With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it." |
| Dec 16th, 2004 11:37 AM | |
| Crimson Ghost | Even hookers won't have sex with you. |
| Dec 16th, 2004 06:27 AM | |
| Dole | Its only now that it has dawned on me that Bubba is in fact not a bloke. |
| Dec 16th, 2004 05:38 AM | |
| McMock | Remember: slice vertical, not horizontal. |
| Dec 16th, 2004 03:34 AM | |
| Jixby Phillips | I just watched THE MATRIX and I think that it would be really awesome to kill yourself because of I watched it. Seriously guns are cool and i think you should kill yourself that way like in the MATRIX, and THE CATCHER IN THE RYE or whatever that fag book is and Marylin manson. Both of those things have people killing themselves in it and i think thats cool. |
| Dec 16th, 2004 02:56 AM | |
| Sethomas |
Damn straight. You should kill yourself out of shame for the fact that I had sex with your mom, despite the fact that she's fat and ugly. |
| Dec 16th, 2004 02:44 AM | |
| GADZOOKS |
Real men don't need encouragement to kill themselves 
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| Dec 16th, 2004 02:18 AM | |
| CaptainBubba |
Help a brother out? 
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| Dec 16th, 2004 02:15 AM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
I bet you wont even do it right 
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| Dec 16th, 2004 02:06 AM | |
| CaptainBubba |
Awesome 
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| Dec 16th, 2004 01:41 AM | |
| Jixby Phillips | you dont have the GUGTS |
| Dec 16th, 2004 01:10 AM | |
| CaptainBubba | This is great guys. keep it coming. Maybe try to diversify your comments though and expand beyond the failure of my humor or posting quality and into the deeper, more depressing notion that I would give fuck? Or call me ugly? Cmon. |
| Dec 15th, 2004 05:50 PM | |
| Mr. Vagiclean | THREAD ABORT |
| Dec 15th, 2004 05:46 PM | |
| hix1122 | http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide |
| Dec 15th, 2004 04:00 PM | |
| kellychaos | Method of excution is always a tricky question. I don't know whether it depends on personality or pain threshold. I'd start with that. |
| Dec 15th, 2004 01:04 PM | |
| sadie | no. bubba. no. |
| Dec 15th, 2004 12:51 PM | |
| Helm | your sprite jumps 4 pixels or so to the left and a little down in the middle of it's loop |
| Dec 15th, 2004 11:53 AM | |
| Super Adelle | you smell |
| Dec 15th, 2004 10:18 AM | |
| Dole | No, they just get unfunnier |
| Dec 15th, 2004 10:05 AM | |
| mburbank | Can a character actuallly die? |
| Dec 15th, 2004 08:55 AM | |
| Cosmo Electrolux | another boring "Ooh, look at me" thread..... |
| Dec 15th, 2004 08:23 AM | |
| FS |
Is this a joke????
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| Dec 15th, 2004 06:40 AM | |
| Dole | You post like you are dead already. |
| Dec 15th, 2004 05:45 AM | |
| the_dudefather |
live and let die or something and if you dont kill yourself, minorities or terrorists will |
| Dec 15th, 2004 05:43 AM | |
| Anonymous | but you're 13 weeks and 3 days pregnant |
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