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Apr 14th, 2004 03:52 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by ArrowX
melon heads are a gay legend. Also K-Mart atraccts scary freak people and why the hell would jesus go to subway?
Their carb wraps are heavenly.
Apr 14th, 2004 09:36 AM
Pub Lover I've got a high forehead with indents that go way further back than Danno. & I'm not going bald. :/

Not all of us can be tubby middle aged men that fantasize over other peoples wifes, so you should stow it Fartin.
Apr 14th, 2004 09:27 AM
FartinMowler Balding excentric people that run for election on a ficticious site are called melonheads
Apr 14th, 2004 09:02 AM
Rev. Danno Glowbelly, Meeg... I'll bite... What the fuck is a melonhead?
Apr 14th, 2004 05:58 AM
Dole He died for your subs
Apr 14th, 2004 01:43 AM
ArrowX melon heads are a gay legend. Also K-Mart atraccts scary freak people and why the hell would jesus go to subway?
Apr 14th, 2004 12:16 AM
glowbelly there are no melon heads. it's an URBAN LEGEND.

god i hate people from ohio.
Apr 13th, 2004 10:35 PM
Dixie i'm german and native american i don't look fucked up. i don't think so at least.......and david, i think you're too hard on yourself!!
Apr 13th, 2004 10:19 PM
DamnthatDavid
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My ancestors fucked everyone.
Well, at least you wouldn't looked fucked up.

My Dad is of pure German stock, and my Mom is a Luxumbergian/Irish/Prositute. (another thread :/ )
And as you know, German and Irish/Prositute don't mix well.
So...


I lost all direction of where I wanted to take this thread...
Apr 13th, 2004 10:14 PM
eggyolk why did u edit it
Apr 13th, 2004 09:43 PM
Geggy
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
You didn't miss much
sometime i'm just thankful that i have short attention span. it gives me enough time to focus on other important matters, like taking a shit.
Apr 13th, 2004 09:12 PM
Meeg
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Let me pretend to be Riotgrrl:

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"OMG u r such a shallow person 4 being repulsed by a differently-abled man! y can't u just like him for who he is?!?!"
This is becoming fun.
It's probably because I'm a damn German! Or if you want to stand up for the Germans and feel they are misunderstood, it's the fucking Native American blood in me! Acutally, you could blame just about any culture for my existence. My ancestors fucked everyone. I'm a mutt.
Apr 13th, 2004 09:09 PM
Meeg
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
I found the answer to your question in the first five words of your post.
If you lived in Kirtland you would understand... Sometimes I cry thinking about it... :/
Apr 13th, 2004 08:07 PM
ziggytrix You didn't miss much
Apr 13th, 2004 07:54 PM
Geggy if it wasnt for my short attention span i wouldve read the whole thing
Apr 13th, 2004 07:16 PM
Jeanette X Let me pretend to be Riotgrrl:

Quote:
"OMG u r such a shallow person 4 being repulsed by a differently-abled man! y can't u just like him for who he is?!?!"
This is becoming fun.
Apr 13th, 2004 06:26 PM
Sethomas I found the answer to your question in the first five words of your post.
Apr 13th, 2004 03:13 PM
kellychaos Your weirdo radar isn't as bad as you thought, then. Use it to your advantage.
Apr 13th, 2004 03:09 PM
Meeg .... I saw that coming. Damnit!
Apr 13th, 2004 03:05 PM
Cap'n Crunch asl baby
Apr 13th, 2004 02:55 PM
Meeg
Why must my family attract strange people?

I was up at K-Mart with my Mom last night.
I was stalked by a man in a wheel chair. An expressionless old man stalked me in an antique store. My sister met Jesus at Sub Way... yup that sums it up. After reading it later I realized it was a bunch of random crap that I was thinking about. I need to find some friends.

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