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Feb 6th, 2003 06:15 PM
Rez
Feb 6th, 2003 06:14 PM
Darryl
Feb 6th, 2003 02:54 PM
FS Screw you, George. I can't get that theme song out of my head!
Feb 6th, 2003 01:04 PM
george there may be more to this then you know this is a rough draft of something i had an idea for this morning.

there may be great things afoot

and, next episode has Geraldine Ferarro.

stay tuned.
Feb 6th, 2003 12:58 PM
MrAdventure Hell, I'd sponsor it, if I could contribute more than my laughter.
Feb 6th, 2003 12:58 PM
george callypso music does it every time. just wait until we get past introducing the characters, then this rocket is going straight to the moon
Feb 6th, 2003 12:56 PM
Protoclown Hell, I'd watch it.
Feb 6th, 2003 12:48 PM
george
secret agent g. the series.

Secret Agent G
Starring Figarou the Shape Shifting Singing Speckled Bass, and George

Theme Music: Bwah bermp a dermp, buh-nuh, Bwah bermp a dermp, buh-nuh, Bwah bermp a dermp, buh-nuh, Bwah bermp a dermp, buh-nuh, Bwah bermp a dermp, buh-nuh , YEAH!!

Scene 1: George in filthy living room shooting up with Heroin.

George(crying)

Oh Yeah! I love sitting in my fithy, empty house shooting Heroin and having no friends! I am gonna shoot lots and lots of Heroin. Maybe I will die and no longer be in misery. If only God had seen fit not to kill everyone I love, maybe then I would be happy.(audience: awhhhhhhhhh)

Figarou(muffled)

Hmf hur hone hault

George(eyes bulging in terror)

OMG who said that? I am all alone here. Who is talking. John Ashcroft is that you? Did you bring me more heroin John? JOOOOOOOHN!!!!!

Figarou(muffled)

ho hi aughnt han, eht id hi ha ro.

George(running around the one room aprtment until he reaches a pile of underwear)

OMG!! My underwear is talking! Hello underwear! How are you? I am a very miserable man and I only enjoy shooting heroin and talking about bitches. When I used to be younger I really enjoyed getting a good bitch. I will pick you up underwear (picks up underwear). We can go to the nightclub together and get some bitches. Me and my underwear doing some bitches here in my living room, OH YEAH!!!

Figarou(now uncovered and flopping on the ground)

Dude!! Down here! Hey amigo! It is I, Figarou the talking Speckled Bass, How you doing?(audience: laugh)

George(making krazy shocked face)

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOHHHHOOOO WOW! (audience: laughing like crazy)

Figarou(still flopping)

I will sing you a callypso song:

I am Figarou the singing Bass
George likes to poke the bitches ass.

That is fine by me
It is dried sperm that set me free.

It came off George’s underwear
May also have also been some poop in there.

But now I am a fish with class
I am Figarou, the Shape Shifing Singing Bass!

George(stunned)

WoW! I really like callypso music. It makes every day seem like Black History Month!

Figarou(with a conspirators wink)

IT SURE DOES!!! (audience: Roaring with laughter)

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