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Jul 3rd, 2003 10:11 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

*Sold Separately


If it's sold separately, then the barbie doesn't come with it, silly.
The old "bait and switch"! They have to hook you first. Who would buy just the plain Chojin Barbie?
Jul 2nd, 2003 01:07 PM
Sethomas Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

*Sold Separately


If it's sold separately, then the barbie doesn't come with it, silly.
Jul 2nd, 2003 11:30 AM
chrissi What?... is there something I missed here? :/ I'm lost.
Jul 2nd, 2003 11:23 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by chrissi
And what would I be lying about?
Well, your user name for one thing. What ... are you on your third or fourth now?
Jul 2nd, 2003 11:07 AM
chrissi And what would I be lying about?
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:04 AM
sadie liar. liar. pants. on. fire.
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:03 AM
kellychaos Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

*Sold Separately
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:03 AM
AChimp Shouldn't you be, like, having orgasms instead of posting here or something?
Jul 2nd, 2003 10:01 AM
chrissi
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Originally Posted by FS
How does wanking a lot make you superior? Most men give themselves more orgasms in a day than some women have in a lifetime. And we get knocked for our preoccupation with sex by women all the time.

Get a hobby. A different one.
Well well well, somebody's jealous

My point is that most women are CAPABLE of large numbers of multiple orgasms, and most men aren't. Well actually I don't usually have 40 orgasms, I usually have more like 5 or 10, but I HAVE done it before and damn, it feels great.

P.S. And yes, I know women aren't a race... but "superior gender" didn't have quite the same ring to it. Sheesh, people these days, so particular over everything.
Jul 1st, 2003 04:09 PM
Anonymous my livejournal is hilarouse...i need to update it sometime soon :<
Jul 1st, 2003 01:11 PM
Esuohlim JOKE'S ON THEM. I DON'T LEAVE MY HOME ANYWAY.
Jul 1st, 2003 10:45 AM
kellychaos ORGASMATRON!!



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The Orgasmatron really is the ultimate head massager... and the ultimate gift idea!

It is made primarily of copper, which acts as a conductor that taps into your body's unique electrical fields.

Get someone to gently lower the Orgasmatron onto your head, and then with a slow, teasing action, move it up, down and around.

The sensation you get is unbelievable... tingling up and down the spine, goosebumps all over your body... and best of all the Orgasmatron helps you forget all the stresses and strains of the day. Buy one of these and you’ll never want to leave your home again!
Jul 1st, 2003 08:09 AM
sadie i need to go read that livejournal sometime.
Jun 30th, 2003 05:31 PM
FS lol :<
Jun 30th, 2003 03:00 PM
Anonymous The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them :<
Jun 30th, 2003 02:57 PM
FS How does wanking a lot make you superior? Most men give themselves more orgasms in a day than some women have in a lifetime. And we get knocked for our preoccupation with sex by women all the time.

Get a hobby. A different one.
Jun 30th, 2003 02:38 PM
AChimp Don't discriminate against the womb-challenged.
Jun 30th, 2003 02:29 PM
Mockery He can't have babies. He'd steal their pacifiers.
Jun 30th, 2003 02:23 PM
AChimp But he wants to have orgasms. And babies.
Jun 30th, 2003 01:39 PM
Mockery they're a gender. And apparently a stupid one

Then you should really stop trying to be one.
Jun 30th, 2003 01:37 PM
Anonymous Women aren't a race, they're a gender. And apparently a stupid one.
Jun 30th, 2003 01:30 PM
Esuohlim Women aren't supposed to go on the Internet.
Jun 30th, 2003 01:26 PM
kellychaos Your a MACHINE!! A/S/L?
Jun 30th, 2003 12:56 PM
chrissi
Hear me roar.

I want to gloat right now.... Being able to have literally 40 orgasms, consecutively, no more than 5 minutes apart each, and only having to stop when your arm gets tired and fucking nearly falls off...

Priceless.

This is why women are the superior race, people. If you are woman, LET THEM HEAR YOU ROAR!

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