| Oct 10th, 2004 04:28 AM |
| Supafly345 |
I am a christian that masturbates a lot. So I am going to join.
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| Oct 10th, 2004 04:15 AM |
| Anonymous |
GET IT?
- Jamesman
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| Oct 10th, 2004 02:14 AM |
| Lotida |
I wonder if my girlfriend will use the pink strapon or the huge black on tonite? Oh well, either one will do! I wonder if my boyfriend will do that cute thing with his balls again? I love it when they slap my face.
- Chojin
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| Oct 10th, 2004 12:56 AM |
| Mr. Oysterhead |
A purpose to life.
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| Oct 9th, 2004 08:08 PM |
| HickMan |
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Originally Posted by Terra
No. Your using both hands to look for it.  |
What am I looking for? 
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| Oct 9th, 2004 11:00 AM |
| Geggy |
my prayers goes out to all of you oh yes praise the lord
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| Oct 9th, 2004 03:03 AM |
| executioneer |
i'm the i-mockery forum police 
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| Oct 9th, 2004 03:00 AM |
| soundtest |
why exactly fucking FUCK newbies read the rules and guidelines goddamnit virgin fuck FUCK i'm so mad hate hate hate grrrrrr
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| Oct 9th, 2004 02:28 AM |
| executioneer |
god damn FUCKING loveline forum you horrid fuck fuckers
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| Oct 8th, 2004 11:22 PM |
| AChimp |
My right bicep is totally huge from jerking off.
:buff
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| Oct 8th, 2004 11:13 PM |
| Captain Goodtimes |
You people are spineless.
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| Oct 8th, 2004 11:00 PM |
| Mr. Oysterhead |
Only mutants don't curve.
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| Oct 8th, 2004 08:04 PM |
| BlueOatmeal |
I use one hand to wank and the other one to dig into my back.
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| Oct 8th, 2004 07:28 PM |
| Terra |
No. Your using both hands to look for it.
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| Oct 8th, 2004 06:33 PM |
| HickMan |
I use both hands. Does that mean I'm healthy?
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| Oct 8th, 2004 06:03 PM |
| Sam |
Shouldn't it curve to the left?
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| Oct 8th, 2004 04:44 PM |
| FartinMowler |
from a sex question site
I'm a chronic masturbator, and have been since I was nine (yes I started very early). I've only used my left hand for the 10 years I've been at it, so I've developed a slight, but very noticeable, curve to the right. Is there some way I can correct this? I've heard that pumps work but is there another way?
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| Oct 8th, 2004 04:37 PM |
| kellychaos |
Certainly easier than cutting off his whooha. :/
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| Oct 8th, 2004 04:26 PM |
| The Damp Moose |
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We as Christians are told to cut off whatever keeps us sinning. For if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out, for it is better to enter the Kingdom of Heaven with one eye then it is to enter Hell with both. In essence, thats what I will be doing - amputating my computer from my life. It is causing me to sin, and I must cut it off.
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| Oct 8th, 2004 03:55 PM |
| kellychaos |
God jerks off to abstinence. That's what rain is.
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| Oct 8th, 2004 02:38 PM |
| FS |
I was going to register there and post "I fell again... " every five minutes, but they have their admins approve registrations, so it became too much work.
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| Oct 8th, 2004 12:49 PM |
| Killer Manatee |
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| Oct 8th, 2004 12:26 PM |
| James |
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
Do jews have special clothes?
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| Oct 8th, 2004 11:47 AM |
| Dole |
I got to the CHURCH OF WANKING every single day.
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| Oct 8th, 2004 11:44 AM |
| HickMan |
I go every now and then . But I don't have a specific church that I attend every sunday
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