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Dec 14th, 2005 03:44 PM
Dr. Fu
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
sometimes dr fu makes me laugh.
i'm sorry.
Dec 14th, 2005 09:57 AM
sspadowsky There's already a religion like that. It's called "all of them."

Except for the Buddhists and Wiccans, of course. Fuckin' pussies.
Dec 14th, 2005 09:38 AM
Emu that was funny simply because of the sheer irony
Dec 14th, 2005 09:35 AM
ziggytrix sometimes dr fu makes me laugh.
Dec 13th, 2005 07:52 PM
Rosenstern You should be nice and let them be on more often.
Dec 13th, 2005 07:45 PM
Dr. Fu
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
where are all of these douchbags coming from?
you'd be surprised how many people a human woman can bear at one time.



i g2g, 1 of mai fifty siblings wants 2 get on
Dec 13th, 2005 07:42 PM
Marc Summers maybe they're goons
Dec 13th, 2005 09:26 AM
Cosmo Electrolux where are all of these douchbags coming from?
Dec 12th, 2005 11:02 PM
Emu I find it intriguing that you write out your signature every time you post.

I'm also intrigued by the fact that you thought this was funny.
Dec 12th, 2005 09:44 PM
El_Makeveli hmmm..indeed. Swiss bank account

-El_Makeveli
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"whats taking carlos so long, mang."
"if carlos left his house 10 minutes ago on his bike at a speed of 20 miles per hour, how long will it take until he get here."
"I don't know...it depends if he stop to visit his ho."
"Well, that would be a determiner."

-Family Guy
Dec 12th, 2005 09:32 PM
sadie atlanta!
Dec 12th, 2005 09:16 PM
El_Makeveli
New Religion

You know everybody, I'm really pissed off with how much people complain about "religion is being imposed on me" or "boo hoo, I'm being discrminated aganist, because of my religion." Well I have a new religion, I have not thought up a name for it but here is the premise: we don't care whether you believe in God, Allah, Buddah, trees or whatever the hell you believe in. The only commitment you have to do is to kill others religion. You can do anything you want but you MUST kill other religions. This way, no one is being unfairly discriminated because ALL are being persecuted for their beliefs. I think it's a great idea but, I need a name and various leaders for this religion. Once I overthrow a dirt-poor country for all its worth, all who have helped me shall be rewarded greatly. I am thinking on invading Poland or the Iberian Penninsula. Where should we strike first, so that we will be able to prepare years in advance.

- EL_Makevel
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