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Jun 23rd, 2006 02:36 PM
Juttin
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by juttin
Well...you could've messed with the laptop, maybe put some Panthera on the playlist :/
Is that like a Thundercats themed Pantera tribute band or something?
E-penis + 1000!
Jun 22nd, 2006 12:14 PM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by juttin
Well...you could've messed with the laptop, maybe put some Panthera on the playlist :/
oh man that would have been awesome everyone would have been going nuts if they heard that

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Originally Posted by sadie
i wanna hear the zingers.
The only zinger I remember at this point was when this guy said to me "I don't know a whole lot about you" and I said "lets keep it that way" which is kinda not that great but you know
Jun 22nd, 2006 10:52 AM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by juttin
Well...you could've messed with the laptop, maybe put some Panthera on the playlist :/
Is that like a Thundercats themed Pantera tribute band or something?
Jun 21st, 2006 11:12 PM
Juttin Yeah...Plus, to be a qualified zinger, you have to say "ZING!"
At the end of every one
Jun 21st, 2006 11:02 AM
sadie i wanna hear the zingers.
Jun 21st, 2006 09:50 AM
Juttin Well...you could've messed with the laptop, maybe put some Panthera on the playlist :/
Jun 17th, 2006 06:55 PM
GADZOOKS Oh man a Laptop, what a world.

Really it's not a wedding until people are ina drunken circling belching out the lyrics to piano man.

Sheesh.
Jun 17th, 2006 06:10 PM
Jixby Phillips The DJ was a laptop on shuffle and the only billy joel song they played was uptown girl

But yeah I sang it to people at my table
Jun 17th, 2006 04:43 PM
GADZOOKS
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Things I did at the wedding

1. Drank for the first time in my life- I drank half a cup of wine that tasted repulsive, felt a slight "buzz" as people say and hated it.
Wow maybe you can move up to a rum and coke next wedding

Did you sing any Billy Joel like I suggested?

If not you gotta do it next time, also messing with the DJ is always alot of fun.
Jun 17th, 2006 02:30 PM
MetalMilitia I want to go to a wedding
Jun 17th, 2006 01:26 PM
Jixby Phillips Things I did at the wedding

1. Drank for the first time in my life- I drank half a cup of wine that tasted repulsive, felt a slight "buzz" as people say and hated it.

2. Pretended like I didn't remember the dancing scene from pulp fiction and accused the guy talking about it of lying

3. Called each table's centerpeice the most least-convincing fake puke I've ever seen (it was sand and sea shells and chocolate coins)

4. Stayed a really long time!

5. Shook a really pretty girl's hand (my favorite)

6. Got off a lot of great zingers (my second favorite)
Jun 17th, 2006 10:18 AM
MetalMilitia Don't be best man. You have to do loads of stuff apparently.
Jun 16th, 2006 08:22 PM
maggiekarp Dammit Milhouse and Terra I'm gonna have to separate you two
Jun 16th, 2006 05:55 PM
Archduke Tips Speaking of nutsacks...
Every time you manage to touch your nutsack to the wedding cake you get 5 points.
Jun 16th, 2006 12:11 AM
Terra Mr vagi, are you wearing farty's nutsack??
Jun 16th, 2006 12:09 AM
Mr. Vagiclean what is wrong with you terra?


Be nice especially to children and old people? ehhh
Jun 16th, 2006 12:07 AM
Terra That's because you a non union dickless nimrod. Now tell me you missed me these last few days!
Jun 16th, 2006 12:04 AM
Esuohlim My brain can't wrap around how awful that post was.
Jun 15th, 2006 11:40 PM
Terra Do you fuck faster? That's non union too since they get don't overtime for some stuff.

If your union you can go slow and make that much more.
Jun 15th, 2006 11:23 PM
Marc Summers But I count faster
And I'm non-union
Jun 15th, 2006 08:34 PM
executioneer awesome
Jun 15th, 2006 08:28 PM
Jixby Phillips willie you always count dude
Jun 15th, 2006 08:11 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
whoops your advices dont count, whoops
not even mine
Jun 15th, 2006 07:53 PM
camacazio asshole
Jun 15th, 2006 07:47 PM
Jixby Phillips Oh, I forgot to mention that this is one of my friends getting married and that I actually am looking forward to it because all my friends will be there and this will probably be a FUN COOL MONSTER-FREE wedding

whoops your advices dont count, whoops
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