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Feb 25th, 2009 11:54 AM
MetalMilitia That picture CIG posted is a Churchill quote. There are also the other ones like:

Some woman: You sir are drunk!
Churchill: Yes but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.

...or something like that. He was quite the wordsmith when it came to insulting people.
Feb 25th, 2009 11:45 AM
RaNkeri I've never heard of ol' Winston being drunk and insulting people.

Fucking German propaganda, making him look decent and all
Feb 25th, 2009 09:13 AM
MetalMilitia Good old Churchill. Why don't Prime Ministers get drunk and insult people any more?
Feb 25th, 2009 09:06 AM
Dixie http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1235570730
Feb 25th, 2009 12:45 AM
RaNkeri ALWAYS BET ON SAM
Feb 25th, 2009 12:35 AM
Dixie Such a romantic!
Feb 25th, 2009 12:02 AM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God View Post
That part's totally true. I was the one who brought up divorce last time.
I'll kill you before the papers are final. Only because that's what you would want though.
Feb 24th, 2009 11:59 PM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by The One and Only... View Post
joint-custody is never enforced
My "family" being an exception to this rule. You bet your ass they enforce it.
Feb 24th, 2009 11:50 PM
Dixie
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Originally Posted by The One and Only... View Post
most divorces are started by women
That part's totally true. I was the one who brought up divorce last time.
Feb 24th, 2009 11:19 PM
The One and Only... Marriage is utter shit for man. Prepare for alimony and losing your children: most divorces are started by women, joint-custody is never enforced, and prenups are regularly ignored in family court.
Feb 24th, 2009 10:31 PM
Dixie If only.

*sigh*
Feb 24th, 2009 07:44 PM
Sam WHO WANTS SOME?
Feb 24th, 2009 05:12 PM
Tadao It will involve a pig and a shotgun however.
Feb 24th, 2009 04:36 PM
executioneer hopefully there won't be as many laser trip mines in your marriage though sam
Feb 24th, 2009 04:05 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost When you get married you WON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF
Feb 24th, 2009 03:38 PM
MattJack
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When I get married I am going to dress up like Duke Nukem and my only vows are going to be "Hail to the king, baby."
TIME TO GET MARRIED AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM


AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM
Feb 24th, 2009 03:43 AM
executioneer and it will probably be released more than a decade after development on it starts
Feb 24th, 2009 03:24 AM
RaNkeri AND IT'LL BE DONE WHEN IT'S DONE
Feb 24th, 2009 12:19 AM
Sam JUST LIKE DUKE NUKEM, MY MARRIAGE WILL BE FOREVER.
Feb 24th, 2009 12:07 AM
Fathom Zero I don't approve either, willie.
Feb 23rd, 2009 08:36 PM
Sam When I get married I am going to dress up like Duke Nukem and my only vows are going to be "Hail to the king, baby."
Feb 23rd, 2009 07:54 PM
Dixie Totally wait on it, especially if you don't feel ready.
Feb 23rd, 2009 07:37 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia View Post
Heh not quite, Finland. I'm 22, she's 23. So yeah we're still a bit young. Maybe waiting a couple more years would do us some good.

I do want to get married I guess. I just always thought that I'd be some kind of grown up person when I did it. I certainly never expected to be the first of my friends to do it.

Oooh, definitely wait on that a few more years.
Feb 23rd, 2009 04:44 PM
Alive Yes dont torture yourself anymore than is necessary in this life.

And the "u" was a joke kahljorn for the fact that MM's from the uk.
Feb 23rd, 2009 04:29 PM
Tadao I got married at 25. Nothing wrong with getting married, it was great fun for the longest time. As far as planning goes, just tell her you would rather talk to her about it after sex because that is when you guys are most connected.
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