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| Feb 19th, 2005 05:15 PM | ||
| kellychaos | How can one one REALLY take sex seriously when it involves asses (and possibly, farting), body hair, body odor, odd noises and funny faces? :comedygold | |
| Feb 19th, 2005 11:25 AM | ||
| Anonymous | Okay, that's it. Two days in the big house for being a tragically unfunny cock. | |
| Feb 19th, 2005 03:57 AM | ||
| WTF |
I agree. And by the way Bucket, sex is strictly forbidden until the age of consent as stipulated in Zimbabwe. You have not been reading your National Geographic recently? Shame on you. So, withhold, withdraw and go into denial until such legal age is reached. If not, you will go straight to HELL, young lady. Mark ye words. God is watching YOU! 
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| Feb 19th, 2005 01:06 AM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
GUYS BE SERIOUS THIS IS FORUM ABOUT SERIOUSNESS AND FUCKING AND UNDERAGE SEMI-AUTISTIC KIDS FUCKING IN THEIR PARENT'S BEDS WHILE TIPSY OFF APPLETINIS. WE NEED TO GET SERIOUS OR WE'LL BE STUPID. I really dont know Bucket. No one really knows how babies are made or how sex or condoms work. 
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| Feb 18th, 2005 05:05 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Sniff this condom and tell me if you think that it's still fresh. | |
| Feb 18th, 2005 10:27 AM | ||
| ziggytrix |
Loveline Have relationship and/or sex questions? Get your answers here from other people who have no clue what they're doing!
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| Feb 18th, 2005 05:47 AM | ||
| WTF |
Come-on Esu, she is not that worthless. Please we must not be too hard on her. I bet that all of us had the same questions the first time we had to struggle with condoms and such.  Oh, but I see, you actually mean that I am worthless? If I should experience this as an insult I WOULD be totally worthless 
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| Feb 18th, 2005 04:02 AM | ||
| Esuohlim | You are unbelievably worthless | |
| Feb 18th, 2005 02:31 AM | ||
| WTF |
Ok Silly_Bucket, Now you make me feel bad and all that. Ok. Yes it is possible to get pregnant even if you use a condom that has not expired (sic). It is even possible to get pregnant if he doesn't ejaculate. Nothing can guarrentee you a 100% successrate, except perhaps sterilization. However, in your case the possibility of a pregnancy is slim. (Why he stopped after only 5 minutes does boggle my mind. I just hope it is not what I think it is, because then I suggest you go to the police ASAP!) But, to put your mind at ease, I would suggest that you take a pregnancy test. Go to a chemist as far away as possible from were you stay and get the kit.  O yes, and after you get to know us, we are not that bad you know! However I can not vouch 100% for Matt or RedLeaderOne in this regard. Esu and 3beast are on the shitlist as well, but do have their moments. For Jixby and Helm, well there is not much to be said. For......
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| Feb 17th, 2005 11:22 PM | ||
| Lotida |
This thread makes me sad.
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| Feb 17th, 2005 10:28 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Re: wow.. Quote:
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| Feb 17th, 2005 09:47 PM | ||
| NOT Jixby Phillips |
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I love your avatar!
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| Feb 17th, 2005 09:02 PM | ||
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| Feb 17th, 2005 08:46 PM | ||
| thebiggameover |
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| Feb 17th, 2005 08:14 PM | ||
| silly_bucket |
wow.. you guys are ridiculous .. honestly... like i actually needed someones help, and you guys give me ridiculous answers.. do you have no brain? .. honestly..? .. maybe someone can give me an honest answer.. and none of this crap you guys all said.. like ..thanks.. u are now the biggest bunch of idiots.. seriously.. |
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| Feb 17th, 2005 04:59 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Cock-cicles!
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| Feb 17th, 2005 01:36 PM | ||
| WTF |
Delete please, Delete! 
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| Feb 17th, 2005 01:31 PM | ||
| Anonymous | I can't decide whether i should delete that or ban you | |
| Feb 17th, 2005 01:29 PM | ||
| WTF |
I totally agree with the very wise advice dispensed above. Especially the advice from Mr. Boogie. As a practicing gynecologist I can vouch for Mr. Boogie's advice. However, there is something else you must also take into account. I just gathered from your post that you must have stared extremely closely at said condom for a long time searching for torns and/or holes in it. Most likely some of the constructor sperm has also managed to get into your eyes and thereby may damage your eyesight beyond repair. Please visit your closest eye clinic immediately. If you thought that masturbation can make you blind, you have never ever experienced the devastating result of constructor sperm on the retina. You should have sticked to masturbation. At least it takes longer to go blind that way. I am sorry for you. Please update us as soon as possible. If you need donations please don't hesitate to ask us. 
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| Feb 17th, 2005 01:10 PM | ||
| Helm | that would explain why whenever I've used a condom, my penis froze to the point of frostbite. | |
| Feb 17th, 2005 12:27 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
Don't listen to them Silly_Bucket, I'll explain it to you: The expiration date on a condom is incredibly important. Latex condoms, you see, are made from freeze-dried semen (its freezing point is surprisingly high). After the expiration date, the chemical bonds begin to break down, and the constructor sperm can break off during intercourse, and impregnate the female. It is of critical importance that you get a pregnancy test, and soon. |
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| Feb 17th, 2005 11:18 AM | ||
| ziggytrix | Congratulations, you're going to have TWINS!!! :D | |
| Feb 17th, 2005 05:51 AM | ||
| Dole |
Silly Bucket! I read in The Lancet I think that expired condoms automatically mean pregnancy, even if you dont come or have sex at all. |
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| Feb 17th, 2005 03:56 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
wtf condoms can't expire, what is this shit 
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| Feb 17th, 2005 02:06 AM | ||
| AChimp |
Liar. You've never even seen a condom. Admit it.
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