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| Sep 21st, 2003 04:18 AM | ||
| Angry Rasta |
YOUNG TEACHER, THE SUBJECT OF SCHOOLGIRL FANTASY SHE WANTS HIM, SO BADLY KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS TO BE INSIDE HER, THERE'S NO ROOM THIS GIRL'S AN OPEN PAGE BOOK MARKING, SHE'S SO CLOSE NOW THIS GIRL IS HALF HIS AGE DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME  DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME HER FRIENDS ARE, SO JEALOUS YOU KNOW HOW BAD GIRLS GET SOMETIMES IT'S NOT SO EASY TO BE THE TEACHER'S PET TEMPTATION, FRUSTRATION SO BAD IT MAKES HIM CRY WET BUS STOP, SHE'S WAITING HIS CAR IS WARM AND DRY DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME LOOSE TALK IN THE CLASSROOM TO HURT THEY TRY AND TRY STRONG WORDS IN THE STAFFROOM THE ACCUSATIONS FLY IT'S NO USE HE SEES HER HE STARTS TO SHAKE AND COUGH JUST LIKE THE OLD MAN IN THAT FAMOUS BOOK BY NABAKOV DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME
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| Sep 21st, 2003 02:37 AM | ||
| Link | I am the greatest warrior of them all. It would be foolish to fight me; you can all just go home now. | |
| Sep 21st, 2003 02:28 AM | ||
| BAPE | count me in i think this would be a good way to get talking and my foot in the door i call it catch two birds with one stone what will you be doing everyone i mean | |
| Sep 21st, 2003 01:58 AM | ||
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Fighting makes me sad. 
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| Sep 21st, 2003 01:56 AM | ||
| Mister Sarcastic |
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| Sep 21st, 2003 01:55 AM | ||
| The Fag Store |
The Fag Store does not ordinarily condone character violence. But since we're ready to die anyway, we may as well go out fighting. First, Willie, go play with all the other *real* people. This is between me and that Rastafarian bastard. Now, then. I warn you, Rasta, you will surrender if you value your asshole. We have the support of flaming homosexuals around the world, and your people are nothing but stoned-out fools. You don't stand a chance. |
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| Sep 21st, 2003 01:48 AM | ||
| executioneer |
OH FUCK, FAG STORE IS DONE FOR  PRAISE JAH FOR VIOLENTLY ANGRY RASTA  -willie |
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| Sep 21st, 2003 01:45 AM | ||
| Angry Rasta |
BRING IT ON, THE FAG STORE
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| Sep 21st, 2003 01:02 AM | ||
| James |
What we NEED is a WAR between CHARACTERS.
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| Sep 21st, 2003 12:52 AM | ||
| Anonymous | What we NEED is another WAR! | |
| Sep 21st, 2003 12:46 AM | ||
| James |
We need a Forum Comics Forum.
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| Sep 21st, 2003 12:27 AM | ||
| Daphne |
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| Sep 20th, 2003 08:03 PM | ||
| noob3 | Jixby has minamalist humor stylings. | |
| Sep 20th, 2003 02:40 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
What a coincidence. That's exactly the way Jixby wrote as a child!
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| Sep 20th, 2003 02:27 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
My God Jixby, that is exactly how I looked as a child! Except for the little hair bow. I wore barrettes that kept sliding out of my hair. |
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| Sep 20th, 2003 04:56 AM | ||
| Rev. Danno |
Jixby, Is it true you are a whore, how much would it cost for you to stick your toung in my ass? Just wondering... I am so fucking cool, I just asked Jixby to stick his tounge in my ass! Someone get a picture of me! I'm so fucking subversive! Can you smell the Irony of it all! It's all so Kafka! Relish in my Kubickian wit! I am so cool, I wish I could get that shit on a black long sleave shit w/ a fetus on it at hot topic... All the other girls at school would be so... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JIXBY! THANK YOU FOR DOING GODS WORK! Oh yeah before I end this I want to do one more stupid thing... As Neeche said, "God's is Dead!!!1!1!!!!" Ok I'm done... got that all out of my system... I fucking hate teens... And Max Burbank's sense of Irony... (never look at old posts, it will make you want to kill, never do it while drunk either...) |
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| Sep 20th, 2003 04:03 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
Little Jeanette http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6369 Please look at my latest comic series entitled "The Adv. of Little Jeanette" I would have just posted this in here, but I know Art Shit would have been mad at me. So here you are, a thread that links to a thread. Reply to that thread not this thread. Or actually, reply in both, comment in that thread, then "bump" this thread. That would work out very well I think. Nevermind, just reply in this thread, I'll take care of this thread. Or if you just wanna say "hi" you can post here too. And you don't have to say "hi" to me, either. |
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