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Nov 26th, 2005 04:30 PM
Skulhedface There's something seriously wrong with the world if both ArrowX and BigTimeBANNED can tell someone to shut up without being told to do so themselves.

Sometimes I wonder when the next Jim Jones will show up and hope you three are the suggestible type.
Nov 23rd, 2005 02:57 PM
Guitar Woman Thanks for bumping the thread you fuck
Nov 23rd, 2005 01:52 PM
mmmcdaniel i am with my kind. i am content
Oct 31st, 2005 07:06 PM
Supafly345 Then we hope the intestines came along with it.
Oct 31st, 2005 05:15 PM
EverythingWillSuck
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
Its actually much healthier to rip your dick off in furious masterbation than to watch Pokemon.
If you ripped it off TO Pokemon?
Oct 31st, 2005 12:11 PM
bigtimecow :attention :megaphone

you're gay
Oct 31st, 2005 07:37 AM
Supafly345 Its actually much healthier to rip your dick off in furious masterbation than to watch Pokemon.
Oct 30th, 2005 11:03 PM
Jeff The Ninja I Can Safely say that masterbation is the greatest thing that was unintentionally given to man. Now if you will excuse me, i just watched two hours of sailor moon and I got a Fucking Hardon Like you wouldnt Believe
Oct 6th, 2005 11:31 PM
Jim Duncan - Weather OMG dick has a rosenstern?!
Oct 6th, 2005 10:19 PM
Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
shut up just SHUT UP
Okay, I think it's pretty much abundantly apparent that this entire thread, from its inception, was meant to be nothing more than a breeding ground of stupidity and moral abasement. If that tain't yo thing, then don't read this fucking thread anymore.
Oct 3rd, 2005 03:19 PM
Marc Summers shut up just SHUT UP
Oct 3rd, 2005 01:23 PM
Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by StupidKraut
shut up.
Hey! It's not my fault if you're not one of the many who want to learn of my masturbatory practices! Screws you, man! The world needs to know! The world wants to know! And here you are trynig to impede worldly progress! Therefore, I feel confident in saying:
"No, you shut up!"
Oct 2nd, 2005 11:40 PM
Royal Tenenbaum OMG rosenstern has a pokemon?!
Oct 2nd, 2005 07:29 PM
ArrowX shut up.
Oct 2nd, 2005 12:25 PM
Rosenstern
Re: Pokemon saved my penis!

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Originally Posted by Mike P
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Originally Posted by Rosenstern
PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!
There is one.

Ah, Yes! I was too drunk last night to realize what it was. Once again, my bad.
Oct 2nd, 2005 12:24 PM
Big McLargehuge Jesus Christ mike you are a fucking cunt.
Oct 2nd, 2005 10:31 AM
Mike P
Re: Pokemon saved my penis!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosenstern
PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!
There is one.

Oct 2nd, 2005 06:30 AM
EisigerBiskuit This is even more embarressing then the time that I made a list of embarressing moments and messed it up.
Oct 2nd, 2005 05:50 AM
Marc Summers um what
Oct 2nd, 2005 01:46 AM
Rosenstern Funny you should mantion that. The Japanese manga was fucking raunchy, man! I jerked to that stuff a LOT, in between Pokemon Stadium sessions!
Oct 2nd, 2005 01:31 AM
EverythingWillSuck But what if you were masturbating to the show?



Because we all know that no man, woman, or child can resist Brock's tempting eyebrows.
Oct 2nd, 2005 01:01 AM
Rosenstern
Pokemon saved my penis!

The other day, I was thinking about how much of my late childhood I spent on pokemon, and realized something important. If I had not been focusing on pokemon from age 10-13, I would have been mastubating. Had I been masturbating all the time I was focusing on pokemon, I would have tore my dick off. With that, I can safely say that Pokemon has saved my dick. Thank you, Pokemon! Thank you.

PS: There is a 99% chance that in in the following posts, the phrase "OMG rosenstern has a dick?!" will appear at least 7 times.

PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!

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